clothes you would like to wear (kinda) but can't or dursn't [SEXY KINDA]

http://nimbus.mysticseaport.org/voyages/images/sunbathers-r.jpg
the only other men's bathing costume i could find was a pic of schoenberg! (which i'll leave to yr imagination)

― jones (actual), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.alen-clothes.co.uk/fancy/pirate%20boy.jpg

― dakatin, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 08:05 (twenty-two years ago)

the above looks like a cross between aphex twin and momus.

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, just momus, aged 7. He'd probably kill for that outfit now though.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.pinnacle-media.com.au/dbimages/products.large.265.3209b.jpg

― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 10:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Especially the arm bands and gauntlets.

― toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Issey Miyake suits.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2001/SHOWBIZ/Movies/01/12/andress.bikini/story.bond.bikini.jpg

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Toraneko, is that you modelling it??

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 12:45 (twenty-two years ago)

http://erectrofon.gay.ru/artists/iggy/images/index.jpg

silver jeans, leopard prints and nipples. yeah. sadly, my ass would NEVER fit in them. sigh. yes, i did try on several pairs last time i was in NYC in the vague hopes...

― kate, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

haha I was just thinking that too, Mark!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

mark s I have gone to the website you got that balloon pic from - I am now convinced you have written your own special search engine for finding bizarre pics, because it wouldn't occur to me to go looking on the 'Mon Valley Education Consortium' site for such material....

mark s googles in mysterious ways

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

If she's answering the question, then it definitely shouldn't be.

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.cjwatson.freeserve.co.uk/smlbehave.jpg

― pulpo, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 14:40 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.transparencynow.com/Logan/kelfront.jpg

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

[SEXY KINDA] ho ho

― ron (ron), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.houseofwhacks.com/products/CT062-S.jpg

I own this shirt and find a place to wear it only about once a year...I wish it could be more often. Damn work and their stupid dress codes.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

good god, teeny, that's hot!!!

(this is one of the many nice things about being in a band... you automatically have a place to wear all those clothes that are too sexy/outrageous/stupid (delete as applicable) to wear any place else.)

― kate, Tuesday, 3 December 2002 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Kim, I'll buy you a drink if you wear that to the next FAP.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

You don't think a tiara is a bit over the top for pub wear? But eh, anything for a free beer.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 23:41 (twenty-two years ago)

No Mark, that is not me (note thread title: clothes you would like to wear (kinda) but can't or dursn't ).

I did used to have that haircut a while back but now my hair is short and blonde.

― toraneko (toraneko), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 03:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Short and blonde? We've not seen a photo since this change! This isn't just for some middle-aged interweb perv reason, it's, er, um...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 13:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not so much that I'm leery of wearing a dress like this, just that I have no prospect of ever having to dress up so formally.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 5 December 2002 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

http://www.3wisheslingerie.com/inga-w.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

sorry, a little OT, but I love this picture (it was the main pic on their homepage for a while)
http://server28.hypermart.net/paceys-co/gucci.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

I want that bag!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

but look at the evil cat!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:29 (twenty-one years ago)

also, I keep meaning to shave my nether-hair into a 'G'.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

like so:
http://www.condenast.co.uk/dcontent/images/vogue_2000/daily_updates/daily_images/g_j/guccigad03_B.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

He is the exact opposite of my cat, actually. I mean, like, they are the ying and yang of cathood. It kind of bothered me and I ignored it a bit.

That's really fucking well composed though. Whenever I used to do photography and take photos like that, they'd come out with like everyone blurry or like a big huge eye in the way. Or I'd stick my finger in the lens.

xpost--WHOA. You totally should do that.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That looks so impossibly hard to do. You absolutely have to.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I'm going to leave that look to the professionals. Still, maybe I could do an 'S'.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe you could go to the salon and they could do it for you. Actually I think the 'S' would be harder because it's more curvy than the 'G'.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I still haven't worn that skull-and-crossbones tee for over a year! :(

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 21 August 2003 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/meg-tap/ny-naked-cowboy.jpg

― nickekkidaliciouscowboybebop (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 August 2003 21:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/tropenhelm.txt http://perso.club-internet.fr/ptritten/bd/cig1.jpg

Phallic headwear rules ok.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Friday, 22 August 2003 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually I think the 'S' would be harder because it's more curvy than the 'G'.

Depends on what font they use for the template.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 22 August 2003 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Use Helvetica

― Ed (dali), Friday, 22 August 2003 12:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(Actually Helvetica neue bold, but that lies withing helveticist parameters)

― Ed (dali), Friday, 22 August 2003 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how on ilx we can turn any nonsexy topic dirty and every dirty topic into a discussion of fonts!!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:48 (twenty-one years ago)

(no offense ed, I mean that sincerely!)

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I love how on ilx we can turn any nonsexy topic dirty and every dirty topic into a discussion of fonts!!!

that's why you come here!

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

I always wanted Bowie's shiny I-have-no-idea-what-space-age-fabric-it-was-made-of shirt that he wore on the Outside tour, but was vividly aware that if you broke down "being able to get away with wearing this" into discrete prerequisites, I fulfilled none of them except "possesses sunglasses such as to provide protection from accidentally blinding oneself when passing a reflective surface" and "does not wither when attracting attention."

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 22 August 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh that I were a dog so that I could wear doggles.

― NA (Nick A.), Friday, 22 August 2003 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

http://puppy52.com/2002/g/colour/schoolgirl.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 7 November 2003 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://media.condenet.com/style/view/90/69/100106990.jpg

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://64.227.152.130/miva/graphics/00000001/aurazesignature_dazzle_108_bg.jpg

Though maybe one day...

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh dear god

― oops (Oops), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

These are absolutely the shoes of my dreams:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45331&item=2867204118

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Check out the url:

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/CMC001.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

i find the last few posts strangely erotic

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:34 (twenty-one years ago)

So do I. Well, mine I do.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

yeah that's kind of a given one, though

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dressedbyscotland.co.uk/catalog/gentseve/images/charliebig.jpg

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Damn, I shoulda resized that a little.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 7 November 2003 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I am currently gearing up to start the whole "work my ass off" program, so eventually one day I might be able to wear a dress very similar to this:

http://www.zoeball.net/gallery/Blue%20dress%20(hands%20behind%20head).jpg

Oh God, what I would give to be able to pull something like this off at this moment.... *sighs* I'll have to just work like a dog for two years or something.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 7 November 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.jimmccrary.com/pages/page1/images/gram1.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 November 2003 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

If I had stick thin legs, I would wear crazy patterned and bright pants with solid coloured shirts, instead of the other way around as I do now. Having striped pants look good on me is a frequent daydream. Darned spoil-sport curves!

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 7 November 2003 04:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.fortunecity.com/queenrat/plewis/laguns/10.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 November 2003 04:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.1sewingpatterns.com/images/vogue/2241bv.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 7 November 2003 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Jesus the more I look at this stuff the more I want to be wearing it:

http://www.puppy52.com/2002/g/colour/girl_towel.jpg

http://www.puppy52.com/2002/g/colour/girl_52tee.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 7 November 2003 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

You just want that wide-eyed doe look.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 7 November 2003 05:28 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it's all about the clothes! Honestly!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 7 November 2003 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

But that's just ink and airbrush paint and... er. Oh I see.

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 7 November 2003 05:34 (twenty-one years ago)

They're just pixels!

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 7 November 2003 05:37 (twenty-one years ago)

okay, the purple hair & choker look with nice. the rest of you have my permission to adopt that look.

― Jay Dee Sah Mon (Kingfish), Friday, 7 November 2003 05:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.displaycostume.com/products/057080.jpg

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

[broken image]

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.soundgenerator.com/pix/articles/2002/10/bootsy_gold.jpg

― rob geary (rgeary), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.moderntimes.com/palace/non_image/grant43.jpg

― rob geary (rgeary), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

He's totally trippin in that picture, you can tell

― Dan I., Friday, 7 November 2003 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

well you know how those hollywood types are.
(wasn't cary a proponent of LSD therapy for awhile, though?)

― oops (Oops), Friday, 7 November 2003 08:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Gabbneb totally OTM re nudie suit

― Dave M. (rotten03), Friday, 7 November 2003 09:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.shalowater.com/md/bnw_sailorsuit.jpg

I am not taking the piss either.

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 7 November 2003 10:09 (twenty-one years ago)

There should be a FAP where you're not allowed in unless you dress in yr can't/daren't clothes.

Then each person can tell all their IRL friends that they didn't _want_ to dress that way, ohe no, but they _had_ to, cos all those freaky ILXors made them.

― mei (mei), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Mei, are you a boy or a girl?

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Given the current Nigel Spivey/RAF obsession, this:

http://www.flightjacket.com/images/b3front.jpg
http://www.flightjacket.com/images/A5_small.jpg

It's all about the weird leather straps around the neck. ROWR!!!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

what the FUCK are those trousers for!!??

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Flying about in airplanes. And/or strange bondage practices involving history presenters. Maybe.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"by now, the windows of the c-47 dakota were totally steamed up. Nigel looked into my eyes, and slipped the leather straps off my shoulders" (etc)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

We've already been through this, and it turned out to be a Mosquito from a Pathfinder squadron.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

more room in a c-47, and easier to bale out of! (entrance/egress to mosquito thru tiny narrow hatch)

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

(Well, that makes things more interesting, doesn't it?)

― Citizen Kate (kate), Friday, 7 November 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

(wasn't cary a proponent of LSD therapy for awhile, though?)

Absolutely true. Read the whole story of Cary Grant on acid.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

that's a great story. he thought he was a giant penis rocket!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Friday, 7 November 2003 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.precious-angels.com/precious/p_images/crinoline-2.jpg

(under a pleated mini-kilt)

― Mary (Mary), Sunday, 9 November 2003 10:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wildroseboutique.com/footwear/Thigh%20High%20Boots/Images/EL-FEROCIOUS.jpg

Its not that I wouldn't wear these - I totally would - I just cant walk in spike heels. Or any heels for that matter.

I would also TOTALLY wear that latext/PVC tee and shorts teeny posted upthread, but I need to lose weight first! :/

Thirdly - Andrew, I've been known to dress in jeans, short tees, chokers and pigtails like the chicky you posted there =)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Nice. Nice. ... Nice.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.precious-angels.com/precious/p_images/crinoline-kiwi.jpg

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 10 November 2003 04:58 (twenty-one years ago)

two years pass...

This week:

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2363/1091/1600/VoguecoverFeb06.jpg

Sigh. It's quite similar to a frock coat I already have (though that is brown and gold, not blue and silver) but mainly, I just wish I still had the body to carry off trousers like that. Oh yes, and the money to afford ballenwhatever

― She's In Parties (kate), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

I can't see that pic, Kate.

I have a green dress like the vintage pattern J.lu posted up above, but sadly I have nowhere to wear it.

― sgs (sgs), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:34 (nineteen years ago)

What does that always happen? I can see it fine! Anyway, go here and click on the picture. It's also on the cover of Vogue this month.

http://shimuracurves.blogspot.com/2006/02/frock-shock.html

― She's In Parties (kate), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

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