"DEAR MR BIN LADEN,"

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"IF YOU TARGET DIVORCE LAWYERS NEXT, ALL IS FORGIVEN"

- SEEN ON THE BACK OF A CAR.

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

THAT'S ALMOST AS FUNNY AS MY "SEXY GRANDPA" HAT. HAW HAW HAW!

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

OR HOW ABOUT THIS SIDE SPLITTER OF A BUMPER STICKER I SAW THE OTHER DAY? "WHILE I WAIT FOR MR. RIGHT, I'LL SETTLE FOR MR. RIGHT NOW!" HAW HAW HAW! OR "SHE WHO IS THE HAPPIEST IS SHE WITH THE MOST SHOES!". OH, SWEET LORD, HELP ME!

(CAPS LOCK SUITS THIS THREAD FOR SOME REASON)

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I WANT ONE OF THOSE "I'M WITH STUPID" T-SHIRTS! THEY'RE HILARIOUS!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I SHOULD MENTION HE HAD A "SO GLAD I VOTED FOR BUSH" BUMPER STICKER.

AND A CRUCIFIX HANGING FROM HIS MIRROR!

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

MY WORKPLACE DOESN'T HAVE A SINGLE "YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE MAD TO WORK HERE - BUT IT HELPS!!!" SIGN!!!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Caps Lock hurts my head.

At my office, there is a sign right over the fax machine that reads:

"Helen Wait is in charge of rush jobs.
If you need it right now, you can go to Helen Wait."

[You gotta say it aloud before it's funny. At least if you're dumb like me.]

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU CAN GO TO HELEN WAIT!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'VE NEVER USED CAPS LOCK BEFORE. I FEEL...LIBERATED!

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I USE THE SHIFT KEY BECAUSE IT FEELS LIKE I AM CRUSHING SOMEONE'S TREACHEA (SP?)

― Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

"MOTHER-IN-LAW IN BOOT" ( instead of 'baby on board' )
i kind of liked it really, even though i also liked my mother-in-law.

― donna (donna), Wednesday, 4 December 2002 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I once saw a t-shirt that said "WANG THE DYSLEXIC GUY SAYS YUCK FOO!!" -- which is so offensive on so many levels that time hasn't quite worked right for me since.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Thursday, 5 December 2002 09:39 (twenty-two years ago)

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