Me vs GURLS

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― Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got into the kitchen for TEN SECONDS to find my GIN and I find Sarah has posted this thread under my name. I hate all gurls especially YOU Sarah Clarke.

― Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Girls are scary, aren't they? They hit me.

― Ally C, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No problem with girls. Gurls piss me off to the teeth, though,

― matthew james, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I shall take on all comers in the fight to the death. For my first fight I choose ALLY K coz I think she is a rival for Toms LURVE. It is only too troo. I have drunk enough GIN to know that Tom does not know what LURVE is best for him. FITE!

― Sarah, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have no idea what is going on here, but as Sarah is involved I'll say SCIENCE IZ BEST.

― DG, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ah the science of lurve which is obviously a false falaseé as they say in France. However as we all kno lurve is a rollercoaster of emotion which therefore can only be described using CHAOS THEORY = MATHEMTICAL SOLUTIONS. ROARA

― sarah, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sarah, is it past your bedtime?

― matthew, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Shouldn't you be in bed, son? Take Madeline to the doctor, or something. She's poorly.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She is FAKING it--I know she is. If I'm supposed to be in bed, come and put me in it.

― matthew, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What? I'm fighting for Tom's lurve now? Dear god, what is going on, I leave to go to dinner with Adi and Steph and to go buy fake eyelashes and I come back to GOOD OLD FASHIONED THROW DOWNS. I'll take you on, Sarah. Me and my fantastic fake eyelashes. Don't make me get the handcuffs.

― Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is a prime example of how ILE totally mystifies me.

― Lyra, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*pulls Lyra aside*

Just pretend you understand it, okay? That works for me.

*goes back*

Right, who's hard enough to take me again? I'll fuck you all up.

― Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mystifies YOU? I have to catgorise this.

― DG, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why not just make a new category, "Inexplicable Things Posted While Drunk"?

― Ally, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That would be almost every thread.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

paging Mr. Hanle y ... yer services are kindl y requested

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's a reference to that band Girls vs. Boys isn't it?...Do I get a no-prize?...They were a terrible band though.

― jel, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sarah's idea of lurve is to come round to my house and eat all of my Kraft Cheese Slices and deprive me of my moderator status by encouraging pirate-related japery. I SAY THEE NAY.

There totally should be an "Incomprehensible Things Posted While Drunk" category - there might be more things to go into it for one thing.

― Tom, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I DID warn you re: the last Kraft Cheese Slice. AND HOW I REGRET EATING IT NOW. Just say no, kids. It aint a good idea. And you started the pirate stuff all by yrself in yr own brane so STEDDY, my lady.

YOU WUV IT.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When Sarah was raising me as a CHILD, she would always eat the last piece of cheese. Then she would make me sleep by the hearth with little cinders burning holes in my rag clothing. But she later introduced me to the world of English pudding so all was forgiven.

― matthew, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

three weeks pass...

I'd forgotten how great this thread was.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 17 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i would like to point out that this may well be the GREATEST ILE THREAD...ever.

― jess, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

For mercy's sake don't encourage her.

― Tom, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I note no one has taken me up on my offer to fuck all ya'alls up.

― Ally, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nuff with the cheese pouches please, if there aint enough cheese in kraft chees and macaroni you put a slice or two of kraft cheese in it K? None of that valveeta spooning stuff. Iwonder if I have any coke in the house cause my bottle of rum is looking pretty damm sexy to me.

― Mr Noodles, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ally, i volunteer myself to be fucked y'all up. i feel like i deserve it right about now.

(or maybe i just want some mac and cheese.)

― jess, Tuesday, 25 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, step outside then, cowboy.

― Ally, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

::does so::

― jess, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(ally slams door shut, dusts hands together)

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, you ruined it for everyone. You forgot to mention that I had Ramon and Otis waiting outside to hog tie him and call him ma'am.

― Ally, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

wow...suddenly so kinky. i don't know...i might enjoy this too much for it to adequately be called punishment. ;)

― jess, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, that's a lot of information for me to process.

― Ally, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

jess = glass of cold water on the microprocessor of the mind.

― jess, Wednesday, 26 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

I decree that this thread must be ressurected on a bimonthly basis, largely because the idea of all the GURLS of the world lining up to battle Tom is even better than a home-made vibrator.

So, FITE!

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't believe this post was started in August! It all seems so near, yet so far. Holy time machines Batman!

― james, Wednesday, 14 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(vote for meeee! vote for meeee! if i win i shall start a FITE with all the other threads! i will if i do not win also but if i DO win i shall be MUCH happier and it'll be kraft cheese slices and GIN all round so, vote for me ILE-ers! you know it make de sense!)

― Me vs GURLS!, Sunday, 25 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why, since you've asked, whot a good idea!

― Sarah, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kraft cheese slices and gin at the same time? Ew.

― rosemary, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's decadent Oxford living for you.

― Tom, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kraft cheese slices and gin? Hm. I'll think about it. Now, any other threads want to guarantee my vote by offering me vodka and chocolate?

Er, when do votes have to be in by? Or am I too late already?

― Rebecca, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

and how do you vote?

― rainy, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And thus is humanity defined and delineated in the early stage of a new millennium.

The public school system really has a lot to answer for.

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 27 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmm this thread has made me think of cheese, isn't that a good public service oh dear readers... I think I will vote for it as BEST THREAD hoorah!!! (hint hint hint)

― cheese, lovely cheese, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm beginning to think that this thread is having outside help...hmmmmm...

― Inspector Clouseau, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread: most overrated ever?

― Nick, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

FITE.

― Sarah, Wednesday, 28 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

Look what thread is back in New Answers!

― Dan Perry, Friday, 15 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

And again!

― david h, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is still the best thread evah.

― RickyT, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

N=OTM

― Graham, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

I cant really see how this thread can be considered the best ILE thread

― Chupa-Cabras, Sunday, 28 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

FITE hahahahahahahaaa!

― katie, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jeg foler meg svimmel

― jel --, Monday, 29 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

it's been a while since this was revived.

who won the fite anyway? tom or gurls?

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 20 November 2003 15:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Gurls.

Those were innocent times.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Thursday, 20 November 2003 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot to fuck jess y'all up when I met him, shit.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 20 November 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I've learnt my lesson about processed cheese slices, for sure.

― Sarah (starry), Thursday, 20 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

The latest skirmish...

http://urbanoutfitters.com/images/p81637b.jpg

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 20 November 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

six months pass...

Looky: on this thread, Ally fights for Tom's love!

― nabiscothingy, Thursday, 10 June 2004 03:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm shocked by Strongo's use of non-ironic emoticons.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 10 June 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

he was young and impetuous then

― the surface noise is so overwhelming that it renders the contents of the re (ele, Thursday, 10 June 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Well that's the biggest stretch I've seen so far today, you rascal!

oh xpost xpost alas.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 10 June 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

milo SO OTM

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 10 June 2004 04:25 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Hahahahahahaha FITE

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

We'll have to make sure this thread is active on its 4th anniversary, and commemmorate it somehow.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

I'd just like to point out that if that posting date is accurate, this thread was created on my anniversary.

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:54 (twenty years ago)

A double celebration!

Let's all chip in and get Dan a pair of http://www.manties.net/fancyb/tn_mr.jpg MANties!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

FITE

― feel free to answer my Korn Kuestion (HI DERE), Tuesday, 31 August 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

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