Charlie Brown: Why is he such a hippie?

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I'm watching these Charlie Brown specials, and dude, he sounds like a fucking Berkeley student or sonmething with his rants against commercialism. And Linus, is he a born again Christian or something?

Also: if ILx were all Peanuts characters, who would each person be?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 01:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, i think charlie brown was a skinhead

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

any ally would definitely be Lucy, no question about it

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

And Linus, is he a born again Christian or something?

yo, i saw a grown-up Linus in Grand Central handing out The Watchtower to passers-by!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlie Brown is bald but not a nazi, listen to him rage against the machine!!! What the hell?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I think Nate Patrin is Charlie Brown and Simon Trife is Lucy.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:19 (twenty-two years ago)

not all skins are nazis -- charlie brown is a SHARP (skinhead against racial prejudice)!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

hanle y would be Snoopy

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, if he was so against racial prejudice then why isn't he friendlier with Franklin! Hell, they even invite PIG PEN to their parties, but not poor Franklin.

Hanley is Snoopy. Which Tad just also posted.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:24 (twenty-two years ago)

This was disappointing.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

pig pen is the real hippy amongst the peanuts posse -- 'cause he's so dirty

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Pig Pen is Otis Wheeler.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Charlie Brown is a hipie because he was rountinely made to feel the need for love, thus he wanted to be "part of the crowd" , and smoked all the hash he could score

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

actually, hanle y's description of Charlie Brown makes him sound more like Morrissey than a hippie!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Well everyone was always telling him he was going about things the wrong way. He's just human and he wants to be loved. Just like everybody else does.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:40 (twenty-two years ago)

charlie brown: the boy with the thorn in his side

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:41 (twenty-two years ago)

If Peanuts were all bands that goths liked, who would be Robert Smith?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:43 (twenty-two years ago)

peppermint patty

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i would say Sally, but i think she'd be into Mary J. Blige and Jay Z.

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Lucy is Siouxsie Sioux.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

schroeder would be captain beefheart

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hahaha but who is Killing Joke?? Snoopy?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:47 (twenty-two years ago)

definitely ... running off to Iceland because you think that the apocalypse is near-at-hand, and hanging with a teenaged Bjork, is definitely something Snoopy would do

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Marcie is some 4AD band or other

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Linus = Bob Dylan

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:49 (twenty-two years ago)

no way ... Marcie would be some chick from Sleater-Kinney

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:51 (twenty-two years ago)

The little red headed girl is Mylene Farmer.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

woodstock = maureen tucker

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Those twins that do that crazy dance where they don't move anything but their feet in a weird shuffle, they are Britney and Christina.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:55 (twenty-two years ago)

wasn't one of the kids on-stage moon-walking? or doing the robot? it was the black kid, right?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:56 (twenty-two years ago)

but sleater kinney aren't goth ?!?!?!?!!1

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 9 December 2002 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Probably the black kid. He'd be every rapper ever.

jim, we have left goth and are just going after everyone now. Linus would be Amy Grant.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ok yer right ... marcie can be elisabeth frasier

so long as there's no Jonsi Birgisson or Eddie Vedder in the Peanuts crowd, i'm cool!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:01 (twenty-two years ago)

on second thought, maybe marcie would be either Melissa Etheridge or Phranc ... she always seemed like such a little lesbian

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:05 (twenty-two years ago)

linus would be some band on Tooth & Nail

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:06 (twenty-two years ago)

or pedro the lion!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought Peppermint Patty was the lesbian.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:09 (twenty-two years ago)

i think peppermint patty was bi ... she was always trying to bust a move on charlie brown, you know

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:10 (twenty-two years ago)

which point buttresses the charlie brown=morrissey idea a la "pretty girls make graves" ("She wants it Now/ And she will not wait / But she's too rough and I'm too delicate.")

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Peppermint Patty is considered a "Dykon" at this site. (registration required, so I'm reprinting the article below)

Once upon a time, we were tousled young tomboys who excelled at sport and had a noticeable soft spot for the geography teacher.

We raced home from school to steal 30 minutes with Batgirl, flicked on `LA Law` and imagined swapping briefs with Amanda Donohoe, and secretly stuck tatty and slightly damp pictures of Daisy Duke in our diaries. Our story is your story. Don’t even try to deny it.

Now, on a regular basis, we present those icons who, past and present, have driven our hormones into a collective clammy frenzy. (And feel free to suggest your dykons, too.)

Name
Peppermint Patty

Also known as
“Sir”

Other claims to fame
She’s the scruffy baby butch character in the long-running ‘Peanuts’ cartoon.

Not to be confused with
Lucy, the super bitch, or Lucy, Charlie Brown’s ultra-cute younger sister.

Why a Dykon?
She is constantly trailed by a specky little geek called Marcie, who worships her and calls her “Sir” to her face. Peppermint Patty is also unencumbered by ‘The Beauty Myth’. Like a true 1970s dyke, she wears scruffy tomboy clothes, has a very non-girly hairdo, is pretty good at sports, and doesn’t get pushed around by any of the boy characters. She’d probably refuse to shave her legs if she was old enough to have hair on them.

Last seen
Chewin’ the fat over the garden fence with Linus, the blanket-toting toddler.

Best feature
She’s a loyal and kind friend to the comic strip’s main character, Charlie Brown.

Candy Bar or Kenric?
With those sandals, it’s got to be Kenric.

Most likely to say
“Stop calling me Sir!”

Least likely to say
“Can I borrow your kitten heels tonight? I’ve got a hot date.”

Is she a sista?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

Do mention
Her triumphant season on the football pitch

Don`t mention
Her strange and ambiguous relationship with the much younger, clearly unsuitable and deeply impressionable Marcie

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:16 (twenty-two years ago)

marcie is a lipstick lesbian!

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:17 (twenty-two years ago)

You'd be surprised to find out who is.

I can't concentrate on Peanuts cos I've come across a picture of myself I put up as a joke on Rate My Picture like 3 years ago that's STILL THERE - what the hell?

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:23 (twenty-two years ago)

what was your rating?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Pig Pen = GG Allin?

― webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

pig pen likes dirt, not shit. and he ain't no rapist.

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

pig pen = elliott smith?

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:36 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, he was the dirtiest I could think of just now but it is a bit of an insult to pig pen.

― webcrack (music=crack), Monday, 9 December 2002 03:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't see my score.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 December 2002 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

ha...tell us where it is and all of us will rate it for you...heh heh...

― B, Monday, 9 December 2002 04:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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MOSES

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA AGAIN I GET TO LINK THE DREADFUL CUNNILINGUS INCIDENT!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:14 (twenty-one years ago)

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"The Red Sea should really be a college mascot, if you want GOD'S opinion"

― Allyzay, Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:16 (twenty-one years ago)

why is it that EVERY conversation w/ you people always turns to menses?

:-o

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:17 (twenty-one years ago)

The Boston State Sloughed-Off Uterine Linings

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(and y'all know that in hebrew it was really the REED SEA that moses parted ...)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(... which means that they didn't shave down there in those days)

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

When I'm lost...in the rain
In your eyes I know I'll find the light
To light my way
When I'm scared
Losing ground
When my world is going crazy
You can turn it all around
And when I'm down you're there
Pushing me to the top
You're always there giving me all you've got

For a shield, from the storm
For a friend, for a love
to keep me safe and warm
I turn to menses
For the strength, to be strong
For the will to carry on
For everything you do
For everything that's true
I turn to men-seeeeeeees

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be WAY TOO EASY to make a KUCI joke wouldn't it?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Thank you, King Of All Things Vaginal.

(XPOST OH MY GOD NED!!!!)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Let us not forget that LA is home to a radio station called KLIT.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

And for those of a more new wave bent:

You act so tough
But I know what you're doing
You think falling in love
Means falling to ruin
You build your walls so high
You act your life out all alone
You don't want to let me see
That your heart's not made out of stone

There may be some explanation
Why you feel the way you do
The world makes its rotations
But I just want to turn to menses
Come on let me turn to menses
Please let me turn to menses
Why not let me turn to menses
Just want to turn to menses

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I see Ned is making the KUCI joke for me.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:22 (twenty-one years ago)

there MUST be a WPMS somewhere ... there IS a KFUC

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

KUCI = charro-radio

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I see Ned is making the KUCI joke for me.

Open goal, as they say.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Matos W.K. (M Matos), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:29 (twenty-one years ago)

WHO WANTS A BODY MASSAGE?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

dr. tongue

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The University of North Texas radio station was not allowed to use KUNT, unfortunately.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:32 (twenty-one years ago)

or KOCK

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

WANK

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

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― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 June 2004 03:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Lesser team names

― Paul Eater (eater), Thursday, 17 June 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

It would be great if Brown's mascot was another color, like The Brown Green.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 June 2004 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

'tis the season, y'all!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not charlie brown anymore...

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You are Rerun!

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― athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:27 (nineteen years ago)

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― athol fugard (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

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You are Franklin!

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― Yawn (Wintermute), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

I used to think Peppermint Patty was based on Janis Joplin, but then I'm old.

she was actually based on billie jean king!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 November 2005 10:48 (nineteen years ago)

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You are Schroeder!

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― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 28 November 2005 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

i got schroeder too! maybe i should take it again, i was hoping for linus.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 28 November 2005 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, great, I am sodding Pig Pen.

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You are Pig Pen!

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― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 28 November 2005 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

Poor Pig Pen.

― Dan (Ow) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

DIRTY HIPPIE!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:12 (nineteen years ago)

The junior partner of our household was Charlie Brown for Halloween:

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― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

he even has the "why me?" look down cold.

― surf punks from arizona (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha, did you try to teach him to say "Rats!"?

― I do feel guilty for getting any perverse amusement out of it (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

No but he's pretty good with the "Aaauugh!"

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

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You are Lucy!

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― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:04 (nineteen years ago)

I know I shouldn't be, but I'm pretty happy with that.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

I like my bizarro songrewriting up there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

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― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

I was Rerun.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

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You are Schroeder!

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― latebloomer: Do I have a large frog in my hair? (latebloomer), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 06:50 (nineteen years ago)

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You are Snoopy!

― firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 29 November 2005 08:57 (nineteen years ago)

seven years pass...

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― YOU FOOLS PAY OVER $2.50 for a comic book (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 August 2013 03:32 (twelve years ago)

haha that is based on a real strip!

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― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Sunday, 18 August 2013 07:02 (twelve years ago)

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