Taking Sides: The Knights Hospitaller v. The Templars

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Which was the most kickarse fighting religious order?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 9 December 2002 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

The Templars obv. cos they had the SEKRIT of the Holy Blood and the Holy Grail and kicked Cathar butt. One became known later for attending to the sick, whilst the other became The Saint. Easy fite.

Weren't the Teutonic Knights well 'ard too?

― Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask Baphomet

― dave q, Tuesday, 10 December 2002 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

were the Templars involved in the crusade against the Cathars?

let's not forget that the Knights Hospitaller had a huge navy and spent a lot of the later middle ages kicking arse in the mediterranaean.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

The Knights Hospitalier of St John hung out on Malta and so probably had wicked cool tanning opportunities. Also a better fancy cross insignia. Templars suck!

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

ARGHHHH. don't. i have to work with them both, so don't talk to me about either.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Hospitallers = Quincy, yawno.
Templars = The Saint, cool!

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Noooooo! Tim, cyder = crack. Templars are all over Ivan'ho' like a rash, avoid them. Hospitallers rool.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Which was the most kickarse fighting religious order?

The Wu-Tang Clan!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:12 (twenty-two years ago)

i imagine someone (prob on b3ta) has done a pic of the wu tang clangers?

― Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Ol' Dirty Soup Dragon?

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 10 December 2002 14:26 (twenty-two years ago)

ARGHHHH. don't. i have to work with them both, so don't talk to me about either.

what do you mean you work with the Hospitallers and The Templars? Are you a 12ft Lizard?

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 00:13 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

REVIVE!!!

I would have just looked this up yesterday if my internet access had been less sporadic.

Let's talk about the Templars. They invented the travellers cheque, you know. In fact, they may have invented modern banking as we know it. They brought down governments! And then the government brought down them!

They worshipped strange heads! They were infected with the Catharine (heh) Heresy! Let's talk about the Templars!

― not really kate, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 09:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Most kickarse = kicked most arse = Spanish Inquisition, surely?

― Johnney B (Johnney B), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

nooooooooo!

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

But the Spanish Inquisition were just inquisitors, after all.

The Knights Templar were WARRIOR MONKS!!! We're talking like, kung-fu Shao-Lin kick-ass religiosity!

They were spooky secret occult monks! And kick ass warriors as well!

The Spanish Inquisition were just a bunch of idiots with the Malleus Malificorum who had to hire underlings to do their torture and executions for them.

― not really kate, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

They contracted out their TORTURE?

And I bet they didn't get sickpay or paid holidays either.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

The actual Inquisition never actually got its own hands dirty with the torture of their suspected Witches and Heretics. They brought in psychopaths to do the nasty unpleasant business of torture and execution for them.

So, you know, they could still go to heaven and stuff.

― not really kate, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 11:47 (twenty-one years ago)

heaven is full of delegation.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Balfour Beatings.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 11:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, it provided kind of an early precursor of the current situation in Iraq where the armed forces can say "it wasn't us that ordered the torture and murder of those prisoners, it was External Civilian Contractors".

Same excuse, different demonisation.

― not really kate, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

The Hospitaller co-cathedral in Valetta on Malta is amazing as are their Auberges there. The Nights of St. John, have got it going on (just like Stacy's mom). Still, the Templars seem to have more staying power in the public consciousness for no particular reason.

― Skottie, Tuesday, 25 May 2004 12:41 (twenty-one years ago)

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