who else should block the elevator doors at the end of the Axe ad?

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John Madden.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

A motile chair.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 18:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Madden would be gregariously, breathlessly excited like he wanted to crush you;

the chair would be discreetly looking for a quickie

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 18:39 (twenty-three years ago)

A pond

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Not a real pond, of course! It would be made out of computer graphics. Fish would be jumping around in it and each of them would be giving our man the eye. The message being that you can be a rustic woodsy sort and still get off on Axe.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

"It smells so good you will be raped."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:00 (twenty-three years ago)

CHICKENBEAR!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

It's like a step beyond those breath-control ads, "So minty you will get laid."

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

If I ever become a marketing exec for a breath-mint company, I will fight until we made "So minty you'll get laid" our slogan.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Ron Jeremy

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Dabney Coleman

― Aaron W, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Ron Jeremy AND Dabney Coleman!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Usama Bin Laden

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Dabney Coleman

Gary Coleman!

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 20:58 (twenty-three years ago)

every single answer here is making me chortle unreservedly

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 21:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Stacey Keach.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Gary Coleman on John Madden's shoulders.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

"It smells so good you will be raped."

(NB: possibly by a gay biker.)

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

The Stacey Keach one is actually touching, for some reason.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Alf

― Aaron W, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 21:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Alf and Hulk Hogan.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Alf, Hulk Hogan, Emmitt Smith, and Mike Piazza.

― Aaron W, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Mothra

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Donny Osmond and the Rock!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

A policeman with a set of handcuffs.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

D.F. Pennebaker

― Aaron W, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 22:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Doh. I meant D.A. Pennebaker. With a camera.

― Aaron W, Wednesday, 11 December 2002 22:35 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.etonline.com/Media/whathappenedto_rerun_0103_publicity-et.jpg

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 22:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and Asimo. Honda's cute little robot.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 23:03 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry, but the SDR-4x is much cuter than Asimo.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 23:08 (twenty-three years ago)

http://members.bellatlantic.net/~vze3237g/images/axe_body_spray.jpg

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 11 December 2002 23:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok. I'm DYING..... oh god...

― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 12 December 2002 00:09 (twenty-three years ago)

The Axe ad?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 December 2002 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

If you don't know what we're talking about, Ned, consider yourself VERY lucky.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 12 December 2002 03:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Yay me! I'm just trying to figure out what product would have the brand name Axe.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 December 2002 03:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't know what Axe is either, I'm just pretending.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 12 December 2002 09:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Lynx is called Axe in some European countries - is this what we're talking about? Alan Partridge wears Lynx, so I nominate him.

― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 12 December 2002 10:24 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

Brilliant, absolutely BRILLIANT!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Sunday, 6 April 2003 04:37 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

There is a new female perfume out called Vera Wang.
I couldn't stop laughing at the the thought of the Wang Effect.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 9 May 2003 13:02 (twenty-three years ago)

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