Is Under Seige the greatest film ever made?

Those On A Ship varients of movies:
Carry On Cruising (Carry on on a ship)
The Posidon Adventure (DIsaster movie on a ship)
Deep Rising (Alien on a ship with sense of humour)
Virus (Alien on a ship without sense of humour and a lousy Donald Sutherland performance)

Any more for any more?

marnie = NOT one of hitchcock's better films, but still very entertaining for psychodrama/repressed memory themes which were probably very scandalous at the time, but merely weepy womens film fodder now...

and what kind of NUT upon finding out that the employee that you were sleeping with was really a convicted spying fraudster thief, would proceed to MARRY HER and drag her off into high society... (no cherie blair jokes, please...)

I like SS's really minimalist kick-ass style though - his 'fights' usually last about 2 seconds, and he's quite happy to just shoot someone instantly or even sneakily without shouting 'drop your gun!' first.

Last Boy Scout is indeed grimly great.

no, Under Siege II is - (Die Hard on a Train).

There's slightly less scope for the classic forearm-to-the-neck-down-they-fall fighting style referred to above, but the scooby doo sex triangle involving Casey, his niece and the porter (?) is far more interesting than the wooden hero/playboy trophy relationship of SS I (Die Hard on a Marine Vessel). Actually, I can't remember anything interesting about the ship film.

The shipboard portions of A Night at the Opera--the Marx Brothers at sea, in classic form.