Lizzie Grubman is hit.
None of them look very happy; just anxious, looking around to make sure they are being seen.
The guy who's site it is probably runs it in order to get invited about to these kinds of parties.
― webcrack (music=crack), Saturday, 14 December 2002 05:19 (twenty-two years ago)
OHMYGOD! That party was so awesome! Right before we arrived, I helped Lizzie dye her roots brown. She looked a little upset after hearing the results of her pap smear over her cell phone. I'm like, "Lizzie! Cottage cheese discharge is
so not normal." and she was like, "WhatEVER!" while making the "W" sign with her thumbs and index fingers. That's Lizzie! She's sassy and I love her.
You know that Kim Cattrall movie in the 80s about the MANNEQUIN who would periodically come to life in front of Andrew McCarthy who would kiss her before she would turn back into a MANNEQUIN which would freak people out because ieewww he kissed a MANNEQUIN, that sick bastard? I think that movie was called Showroom Dummy. But anyway, few people know that it actually was a DOCUMENTARY about my friend PARIS HILTON. My favorite movie is Dirty Dancing, which is also a documentary, directed by LENI RIEFENSTAHL. I heart Leni Riefenstahl!
Oh, Catherine Saxton. That lovable childless spinster. Her escort, Marc Bouwer, was dressed that way in order to satisfy Catherine's kinky Don Johnson fetish. Later that night, they dry humped while listening to "You Belong to the City," while Cornelia watched and touched herself. Cornelia always has a halo of fire hovering over her head, which is totally creepy.
Did I tell you I got a new purse today? It is so cute! You can borrow it some time, but only if I can borrow those white shoes with the ribbons on them.
Chappy Morris seemed like a nice guy, and I think he might be one of those men who compete in those "World's Strongest Men" things. 'Cause he and Rick Hilton cornered me some time that evening, and Chappy suggested something about "pulling a train" later on.
I am so proud of Nicky for graduating from Junior High. She said she stuck it out because Vivid Video now has education requirements for its actresses. Vivid star Rena Sindi (Cum On Eileen, My Big Fat Greek Woody) was helping Nicky come up with an exciting new name for her on-screen persona. She suggested "Sandra Day O'Cummer" or "Harriet Beecher McFuckslut."
6/11 - the day that will live in infamy.
Look at my tits, damn you!
― Jessica Meisels, Saturday, 14 December 2002 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)
ten months pass...
i made it myself!
although i really want to know if devon aoki is cool or not, reports are varied. did you know her dad (aside from founding the benihana chain of teppanya style restaurants) was the first man to complete a trans-pacific flight in a balloon?
― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)