There is a woman from the marketing department currently in my shower.

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Maybe this should go on the office Christmas party thread!

Oh God, my head.

― whoopsie, Saturday, 14 December 2002 14:58 (twenty-two years ago)

evict the b itch

― Queen G (Queeng), Saturday, 14 December 2002 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

as promotional strategies go, this is surely a winner!!

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 14 December 2002 15:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Shouldn't this be on the gratuitously unclothed women in advertising thread?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 14 December 2002 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)

no this wd be a justified incidence! (if you get free naked person w.item being advertised, then their presence in the ad is fair use surely?)

― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 14 December 2002 15:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Good point! And whatever it is, I'll take two!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 14 December 2002 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Goodness me.

― the pinefox, Saturday, 14 December 2002 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

What are you posting on the net for, go and get her again.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Saturday, 14 December 2002 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I fucked my boss at my holiday party. I win this thread.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 14 December 2002 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally???

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 14 December 2002 19:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally works for Jake Plummer?!!!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 December 2002 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Good God, man! It's been hours since she went in there. She must be an absolute prune by now.

― Aimless, Saturday, 14 December 2002 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm a bad person!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 14 December 2002 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Gentlemen don't tell...

Ally's a slut.

― jm (jtm), Saturday, 14 December 2002 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not, I'm in love with someone I shouldn't be in love with. Combine wit TOO MUCH ALCOHOL and wham. I have no one to discuss this with because my best friend is close with his wife. I could potentially get like killed by bikers because of this or something.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 14 December 2002 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Goodness! Ally's in danger!

― jm (jtm), Saturday, 14 December 2002 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally in quoting Buzzcocks shockah!

― J (Jay), Saturday, 14 December 2002 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Jimmy, can you PLEASE go fuck yourself? Or Sterling?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 14 December 2002 20:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally be careful - remember Shirley Maclaine in The Apartment!

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 14 December 2002 20:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, are you in love with your boss or someone else?

― toraneko (toraneko), Sunday, 15 December 2002 03:37 (twenty-two years ago)

...AT your holiday party?!

― Douglas, Sunday, 15 December 2002 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

To quote the infallible TRBNG: "GET IT ON!!!"

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Sunday, 15 December 2002 07:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is she in the shower? Are the two of you having magnetic genital occurance? Marketing people often have fussy genitals. Did you watch her shower? Why? Was her glistening buttock the fire of your heart? Did you murmer excitdely and battle the beetle?

― Thaddeus Koskiuoski, Sunday, 15 December 2002 15:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Have you had sex yet? Or are you just some kind of hygiene freak?

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 16 December 2002 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

if she is still in the shower: the second guess.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 16 December 2002 02:17 (twenty-two years ago)

this has no interest to me, since she's not in my shower

― V, Monday, 16 December 2002 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The process of elimination begins.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 16 December 2002 02:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Bosses who commit adultery with drunken subordinates = BIG FUCKING WINNERS WHO SHOULD NOT GET BEATEN WITH POSTHOLE DIGGERS EVER

― Tom Millar (Millar), Monday, 16 December 2002 02:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The process of elimination begins. So she's peeing in the shower, then?

― Phil (phil), Monday, 16 December 2002 03:18 (twenty-two years ago)

O Phil have you no shame?

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 16 December 2002 06:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh Ally, no. If it is your boss you are in love with then [practically impossible advice] do anything you can to change it. Run, hide, get a new job, poison him, anything. Just don't set yourself up for months of tourture.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 16 December 2002 10:26 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

this was an interesting little thread.

― amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 5 July 2003 06:21 (twenty-two years ago)

is she out yet?

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 5 July 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Shower sex: classic or dud?

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

can be classic. you can also slip and fall which is then dud.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex where water is involved: classic *idea*, bad *practice*. Water isn't a lubricant.

(What is up with ilx? Have a wank, people.)

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

yes this is true cozen, i almost mentioned this. water can dry you out.

Maybe I should step afk, ahem. . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm...I've never had the problem with water drying me out (sex in the hot-tub - YES!)...then again, I have never had a problem with lubrication anywhere...*sigh*...I am the proverbial Juicy Lucy.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 5 July 2003 23:34 (twenty-two years ago)

rowwwrrr!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 23:36 (twenty-two years ago)

*laughing* Thank you, I think.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Saturday, 5 July 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

and jm never did fuck me.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 6 July 2003 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

and jm never did fuck me

Me either *sigh*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 6 July 2003 05:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Sex in a hot tub (or any other body of water) = DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD DUD.

I've spoken to a couple of gynacologists on the issue, and they've both said that it is extremely dangersous. One cited some cases of water being pushed up inside the womb, causing infections and later infertility. DON'T DO IT.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 6 July 2003 07:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Although I did do this before I was given this advice, and it was quite classic.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 6 July 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

(but don't do it!)

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 6 July 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never even been in a hot tub. I never particularly cared for sex in baths, but I love messing around sexually in showers. Actual fucking isn't so special there, but sharing a shower with someone else (or even better with two others) is great.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 July 2003 10:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Isn't a hot tub basically just Happy Funtime Bacteria Playground? Seems like a bad idea--plus it's just so Blind Date.

― adam (adam), Sunday, 6 July 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I like showers - large stalls with many shower heads at many levels and with different pressure and so forth. And, it almost goes without saying, with lots of warm, funny friends for mutual back soapings.

Depends on the hot tub, adam - some are well maintained and clean and bacteria-free and some aren't. Mine is.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 6 July 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe he killed her, drowned her in the shower, and this thread was his alibi!

― kate (kate), Monday, 7 July 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

ten months pass...

Quick, call DS Jane Tennison.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)

How quick?

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

have a wank, people!

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

haha that's funny

anyway

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

cozen OTM

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

disappointing

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

I know how you feel

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

cozen :(

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

more lube next time

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

didn't I say anyway already?

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

revive at your own risk

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

sex in a hot tub means cumming in a mouth, silly rabbit.

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

anyway is the that's that of ilx

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

risky

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

what?

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

anyway

― snowkitten (g-kit), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

wow, shit was talked, upthread.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

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