Has Rob Schneider completed his Trilogy of Terror?

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It started with the one-two punch of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, and The Animal. And now... the Hot Chick.

It has all fallen into place. Soon all the world's Volcanos will errupt. It is all coming to an end....

― David Allen, Sunday, 15 December 2002 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

all that he has to do now, is appear in a Beast Master film!

― Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 15 December 2002 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

South Park to thread! "Rob Schneider is... 'A Carrot'!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Sunday, 15 December 2002 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

The subject line for this thread implies that Schneider's movie career (or at least this string of movies that you couldn't pay me to watch) has ended. Sadly, these films appear to be making enough money that Hollywood will continue to make them as long as Schneider is willing to sacrifice his dignity and sign onto these projects.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 15 December 2002 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Rob SCneider movies. I Adam Sandler on the other hand , is a twat. I dont liek David Spade much either.

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 15 December 2002 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Schneider had dignity?

he was alright in Judge Dredd i guess

― stevem (blueski), Sunday, 15 December 2002 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I quite liked the animal.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 15 December 2002 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Schneider had dignity?

I'm assuming he doesn't have dignity, because he keeps taking these roles.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 15 December 2002 23:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree 100% with Hanle y.

― Kris (aqueduct), Sunday, 15 December 2002 23:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I like Rob SCneider movies. I Adam Sandler on the other hand , is a twat.

Rob is a second rate Adam Sandler; and that's probably the worst thing you could ever hope to be.

― David Allen, Sunday, 15 December 2002 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Deuce Bigelow is one of the greatest films of all time. all the gender inversion lingo is hilarious.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 16 December 2002 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Now they're marketing it as a movie where Rob Schneider becomes a hot girl, even though it's the other way round!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 16 December 2002 18:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer, let's pen the screenplay for the sequel!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 16 December 2002 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Hot Dude" - Fantastically hot super-stud Brad Pitt wakes up to discover that he's turned into Cheri Oteri.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 16 December 2002 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

excellent, I was also thinking about a chick acting like Rob Schneider. Perhaps Deuce Bigelow as a female "she-whore", with a magical sh-enis

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 16 December 2002 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Excuse me, I need to go claw out my mind's eye.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 December 2002 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Eh, he's pretty funny. He was much funnier on SNL, but weren't they all?

And on a slightly unrelated note, Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love is un-friggin-beleivable. I can't believe that's the same guy that did Little Nicky.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 16 December 2002 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

now Dan, don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 16 December 2002 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

As long as you aren't slapping me with bitch-tits, I think I can deal.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 December 2002 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

that sounds like some kind of new snack or cereal.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 16 December 2002 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Nabisco Bitch-Tits(TM)! Ask for them by name!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 December 2002 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Rob Schneider Schnob Schneider

He should take on a serious role in a dramatic movie opposite Meg Ryan. A romance of course.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 16 December 2002 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

And on a slightly unrelated note, Adam Sandler in Punch Drunk Love is un-friggin-beleivable. I can't believe that's the same guy that did Little Nicky.

I know, it was great. When I saw it several teens walked out and Sandler's existence was rectified.

Then he made 8 Crazy Nights, just to remind us that he is still retarded.

― David Allen, Tuesday, 17 December 2002 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

you know Adam Sandler could probably make fuckin The Seven Samurai and I'd still wish he never existed. Smirking, self-amused, baggy t-shirted, mealymouthed screaming ninny. I even thought Little Nicky had some neat moments (the good vs. evil deal that ended with midgets getting married), but I can't stand his cutesypoo-with-cursing shtick.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 03:28 (twenty-two years ago)

At least Rob Schneider is relatively quiet. As long as you keep him away from a copy machine...shudder...

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1149489/photo_06.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

Nope, the trilogy ain't over. European Gigolo, good God.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:06 (twenty years ago)

i saw it last night

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

it was funny!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

I am very excited to see it!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)

i didn't expect to like it but i went in in a REALLY bad mood and i came out really happy. and i laughed a lot

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

i liked that "hot chick" movie. the same way i enjoyed bio-dome.

i prefer shore and schneider's shamelessness to sandler's smugness and passive aggressiveness.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

I think Schneider is far funnier than either!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

man, this movie is so shameless. it's great. wait till the scene with the dolphins and the blind old people.

also it's SOOOO ugly!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:17 (twenty years ago)

I think Schneider is far funnier than either!

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), August 9th, 2005.

as long as its not the 'copy guy' from SNL!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

I am in full agreement on that point!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 20:27 (twenty years ago)

the animal is pretty funny!! cant wait european gigalo!!

― 3, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

haha it has turned me into a sputtering idiot

― 3, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I did see the original Deuce Bigalow out of ennui and was entertained enough. It wasn't as terrible as expected but it was a decent enough if silly and disposable flick.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 22:06 (twenty years ago)

Rob Schneider: QUADRILOGY

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

I am excited for this movie out of proportion to what it can offer me.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 22:08 (twenty years ago)

I was excited to see this until I saw the trailer. A friend of mine claims that the original Deuce Bigalow didn't look funny either but I don't remember it.

― walter kranz (walterkranz), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 22:25 (twenty years ago)

'the hot chick' is pretty fierce.

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 07:21 (twenty years ago)

RON SCHNEIDER'S HARD R

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 07:27 (twenty years ago)

the press kit for this movie came in an oversized condom box, which i had to carry all the way home (i didn't have a bag)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)

it was comical

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:28 (twenty years ago)

schneider's list

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:30 (twenty years ago)

Did women follow you around whispering "oh my god that guy's schlong is practically the size of a Rob Schneider movie press kit?"

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:38 (twenty years ago)

"is it bigger than a press kit?"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:41 (twenty years ago)

'wait till you see my press pack'

― N_RQ, Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:42 (twenty years ago)

"i came here with my kit in my hand"

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 10 August 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

apparently i was quoted in the deuce bigalow 2 ad!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

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