How can you tell if somebody is gay

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There's somebody I know who I think might be gay - I'm SURE he was looking at my butt and I'm worried that he might be going to masturbate thinking about me. I don't want to ask him because he might take it as a proposition and I am definitely not gay!!

― Arnold Adenoid, Monday, 16 December 2002 16:39 (twenty-two years ago)

There's a particular smell.

― Lara, Monday, 16 December 2002 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

It's in the eyelashes.

― Madchen (Madchen), Monday, 16 December 2002 16:45 (twenty-two years ago)

They post to ILX and end with "I am definitely not gay". It's a sure sign...

― smee (smee), Monday, 16 December 2002 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I was sure it was coming from somewhere else.

― Lara, Monday, 16 December 2002 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

but seriously: do you get freaked out by the thought of other people masturbating while thinking about you? the idea doesn't really bother me, but i've known quite a few people be really grossed out by the idea.

(that last sentence sounds a bit dodgy but you know what i mean.)

― toby (tsg20), Monday, 16 December 2002 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

It would not bother me in the slightest. Quite the opposite. Unless they were mingin'.

― Lara, Monday, 16 December 2002 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Have sexual intercourse with the person. If you're both of the same gender and the other person enjoys it, then he's definitely gay!

This won't work, of course, if you're no fun to have sex with.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 16 December 2002 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

they say things like "No master Frodo, you were the bravest" and "Oh I don't know, Sam, I wouldn't have made it without you and your cute arse" etc

― Alan (Alan), Monday, 16 December 2002 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

― , Monday, 16 December 2002 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

huh?

― Alan (Alan), Monday, 16 December 2002 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

If they post to the internet using the name Arnold, they are a buftie.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 16 December 2002 17:54 (twenty-two years ago)

issues, someone has got some.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 16 December 2002 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

It's really alot easier to have sex with everyone: get to know one's inner bottom!

― Gordon (Gordon), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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