This is the thread where we make up slang...

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...like "this thread is FROM MARS".

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey man, you are really kipping the walrus!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:30 (twenty-three years ago)

DV is JEI.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

No, he's more of a rasta-Volvo.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:43 (twenty-three years ago)

You're all starting to freezer-burn my tomatoes INTO THE SECOND HAND.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

This is hurting my headjelly...

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't be such a Curtis.

― cprek, Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:14 (twenty-three years ago)

stop mopping my dicthdigger, please.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Jick my hallie, lodger, I'll be back with a left smoke, no government!

Watch my food, asshole, I'm returning with a quickness, napkins at the ready!

Flood my britches for money you scarty mimbutt!

Gimme the keys you fucking cocksucker.

I pinpegged your zoe with a bowie connection.

I got your girlfriend to all show me her tits on video chat and posted in to the newsgroups.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Seven billion five, my newcastle's flattened.

Boy did I hose up the grammar on that third translation.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

okay mans, try not get your crotch-catcher in a twist-tie with this one; we're about to blow the bones off this scratchy nipple, and we don't need you rubbing up the sugar-beast too muchly. a lot of crane in the rain this time, you comb through? all crane in the rain, mans...

― freejeremy, Wednesday, 18 December 2002 05:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, doesn't that just chuff your borkba!

― Prude, Wednesday, 18 December 2002 07:06 (twenty-three years ago)

this missle made me get pumpkin-pie crust all over my waxnufflers, yo, cos it made me blast doubletime through my braying squeezebox. i'm not even flaxing ya.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Damn, Kit, you're widely deft.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

i'd rather you didnt arf about my rumples like that.

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:16 (twenty-three years ago)

g-kit, you are full of ronan.

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't start waxing your warhammer, dude, I was just trying to shut down your ESP.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:19 (twenty-three years ago)

ah, go scrub the yogi, ribbit.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:22 (twenty-three years ago)

You hoppers been toasting? This thread's all bilked up to Captain Congo.

― Sam (chirombo), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:36 (twenty-three years ago)

If that's the way you wanna jabble about it, then construct my igloo.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Well saturate my novelty teatowel if this sure isn't the mostest since Harold from Neighbours did the old Jeebus tapdance.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Actualize yourself, Liz, that's last Thursday's muffins!

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Hopdiddly! This sick pantha need foreshortened actualization in excelsis.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

That's it, guys - wax that wicked percentage! You're all FLA in my book.

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, you WTC'd the thread.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 13:58 (twenty-three years ago)

That makes me madder than a whore in a hen house.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Fremme Neppa Venette

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Be chewin' yo' Levi's. boy! That waxes my ADS warhammer the rotten way.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 14:23 (twenty-three years ago)

enough with the alphabet moonscape already. i'm drying my leopard pelts.

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 20:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Some of these slang terms are good, while some are just gimped out.

― Al_Ewing, Wednesday, 18 December 2002 20:27 (twenty-three years ago)

who mangled his peanuts?

― di smith (lucylurex), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 20:31 (twenty-three years ago)

So, does anyone on this wench think Barca have gone, as, ex cathedra?

― OleM (OleM), Thursday, 19 December 2002 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

ujm.

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 19 December 2002 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

This entire thread has been like a giant kick in the bap.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 19 December 2002 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Well it would have gone all right if it hadn't been for certain prangs (you nilliz know who you are)...

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 19 December 2002 23:06 (twenty-three years ago)

why don't you comrade fuckoffski!

― minna (minna), Friday, 20 December 2002 00:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh my Ned!

― nushi, Friday, 20 December 2002 00:24 (twenty-three years ago)

well then pay a dog to laugh about it.

― bruice stringbean, Friday, 20 December 2002 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

That would, as, pass it into property, fschtent. Seven billion five, some people...

― OleM (OleM), Friday, 20 December 2002 06:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Dag Raggett all to hell!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Friday, 20 December 2002 12:59 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

You're all starting to freezer-burn my tomatoes INTO THE SECOND HAND.

This made me laugh so hard that my nuts purged.

― Curtis Stephens, Friday, 31 January 2003 02:44 (twenty-two years ago)

how redonkulous!

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Friday, 31 January 2003 02:59 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

Revive! Because this thread has reduced me to the states of a bum, or something. *wipes eyes*

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 27 November 2003 05:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, you know, I wasn't going to make a big fa-la over the Richardsons' new little baby, but I took one look at her, and aw, she was such a bean!

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 27 November 2003 05:48 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

Revive, moochies!

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 3 March 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Yr a bit on the 1947 tip today aren't you, Orson?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 4 March 2004 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

Baubeled.

― Lion-O (nordicskilla), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:00 (twenty years ago)

internass

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

vicariass

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 10 October 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

assplosion

― Rotgutt (Rotgutt), Monday, 10 October 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

nine months pass...

i had a friend who claimed that saying "i would give you such a tenner if..." as a kind of form of approval [ie "... if you managed to scale that wall"] was a done thing where he lived.

i googled it and got nothing.

i guess he could have made it up.

but why!?

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Wednesday, 19 July 2006 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

boshamble

― Rebel.yell.For.Internet.cakes (nordicskilla), Thursday, 25 January 2007 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

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