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Nickalicious

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

The extremely slashable Tracer Hand.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

michael wells. he may be scouse but...

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

dirty vicar makes me want to drink hard liquor. he doesn't really i just wanted to say something that rhymed.

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Stern John makes me want to say "lighten up!".

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i am not random!! i don't think randomness is possible anyway... mr wizard said that it's v difficult, even for computers.

Genevieve jiffy popper!! no one can stop her!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd bid more on Skidmore!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

stern says...feel the voib

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Me and Stern had a massive fight on Saturday, he reckons Romeo is better than Yoyo.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

me and stern is tight. ronan didnt see the ball all game, and when he did..he was like heskey. pffftt!

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Heskey is a graceful and sleek goalscoring machine.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:57 (twenty-two years ago)

on the practice pitch. baros man baros!

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 22:58 (twenty-two years ago)

They're all cumbersome mules lately.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)

you need to rock it like the htfc

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Yo homeys, da Pinefox is in da house.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got a robot itch for donut bitch!

― Leee (Leee), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

1 d0n't ph33L ok4Y
Unl355 1 can r34d MR N0rm4n Ph4Y

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Giving new mea ning to the spa ce bar ke y,
Ladies and gen tlem en Mr. Mike Hanle y!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's check the tally
I just called out Ally

― Aaron W, Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

He's ever so lairy, it's obviously Dan Perry!

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

As my last post was "eeek" I'll go for Toraneeeko.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:47 (twenty-two years ago)

don't get yourself into a state
read the posts by Kate

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Snowy Mann
and Maryann
are sitting in a corner
with a pan of flan.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 17 December 2002 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah and her socks
got bored with the rock
now she's funky-fresh def
like Anna F.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Would it be a frightful affront
to mispronounce Little Jimmy Blount?

― Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 00:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Kitten-boy G
had a spot on his knee
from Ronan getting careless
when he needed to wee.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I like pills
Check out my Nordicskillz

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I tried to learn guitar but my technique sucked-o,
I returned the stratocaster to Helltime Producto.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm naming the man,
whose musical tastes almost never make me say dagnabbit,
it's the one, the only, Ned Raggett

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)

HOLLA WEBCRACK!

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 02:08 (twenty-two years ago)

to the thread arrives ron and the party's on

― geeta (geeta), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 02:31 (twenty-two years ago)

And now we have Katie,
Who at perving Hobbits is great, eh?

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 02:36 (twenty-two years ago)

there's just one dave who
makes me larf like dave q

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 02:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarah McCluskey -sorry about the spelling - makes the boys lusty

― maryann (maryann), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 07:55 (twenty-two years ago)

He just does it for himself
And if anyone else likes it, it's a bonus
Hey!
Guess what?
He's Momus!

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 08:25 (twenty-two years ago)

I miss Gale!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Making the thread more fancy, I'll introduce Yancey.

― Anna (Anna), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:10 (twenty-two years ago)

michael wells. he may be scouse but...

aww, shucks gareth. that's easily the nicest thing an exiled yorkshire raver has ever said about me.

― michael wells (michael w.), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 10:19 (twenty-two years ago)

CJ, CJ
She brightens up the day
She's close to me
Geographically
Tho we haven't met
Yet

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i really aint sure
why these started to rhyme
but i'm gonna mention
* 1979 *

― g-kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Turn it down, be quiet, hark!
What's that sound? It's Sarah Cl*rke!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

hehe i was trying to come up for rhymes for "suzy" but i only got "boozy" and "floozy" which are not v flattering!

but she is definitely very CHOOSY!

― katie (katie), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)

he's a semi-abstinent drinker, a profound thinker and a crafty tinker, though his cinematic tastes are a stinker, it's mark SINKER!!

(his taste in films isn't actually bad, but i had to put "stinker" in their somewhere, a la do not throw stones at this notice ect.)

― Marcello Carlin, Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Where has he gone?
His name be ron

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 11:58 (twenty-two years ago)

At ohronny.com

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 12:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm going to put me own name in here.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 12:58 (twenty-two years ago)

No one ever mentions me....
So I'll do it myself
Its definately Chris V.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 13:09 (twenty-two years ago)

The PinefoX0r really roX0r in his green soX0rs

― toraneko (toraneko), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 13:24 (twenty-two years ago)

He's a funny little bleeder - It's Colin Meeder!

― Simeon (Simeon), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

turnin' up the heat/melt the ice off the floor in a game of hockey/
some back-from-the-dead/momma-said knock you out/stuff like Rocky/
droppin' emotion enough to confuse my man Spock/
he just don't get it/so you'd best not let it/
bug ya/get out from under the rug yeah/where's my man CHAKI?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 14:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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you are quite hard to rhyme, but spectralyne is fine.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 23 December 2002 04:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm gonna give a shoutout now
to my Amerasian LA homey, Spencer Chow.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 23 December 2002 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

j.lu
don't let loneliness bother you
winter solstice is in december
and after that, you may remember
the world moves slowly towards spring,
and when it arrives, you may laugh, dance and sing!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 23 December 2002 05:28 (twenty-two years ago)

i've always heard spectralyne sounding like Lynn, i stand corrected in my minds ear

lyra lyra bo byra
banana fanna mo myra
fee fi fo fyra
lyra

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 December 2002 05:36 (twenty-two years ago)

ron you rock!

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 23 December 2002 05:38 (twenty-two years ago)

HI FIVE!!

― ron (ron), Monday, 23 December 2002 05:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Leafy Green Dragon Leafy Green Dragon Bo-Beefy Green Dragon
Banana-Fanna Fo-Feefy Green Dragon
Me My Mo-Meefy Green Dragon

― nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 23 December 2002 07:34 (twenty-two years ago)

na-bis-co!

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 23 December 2002 08:06 (twenty-two years ago)

red-well by name, red-very-well by reputation.
though she's all the way in New York City,
big up to Felicity, from the Amerasian nation!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 23 December 2002 09:37 (twenty-two years ago)

OK, I give up, WTF rhymes with Madchen?

― smee (smee), Monday, 23 December 2002 09:42 (twenty-two years ago)

The lovely hairs of Madchen
deserve a merry pageant
the eggs are uh - hatchin
yeashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 23 December 2002 09:51 (twenty-two years ago)

And that is why I didn't attempt it....

― smee (smee), Monday, 23 December 2002 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

are u hating on me, smee ?

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 23 December 2002 12:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't be thick, Vic

― smee (smee), Monday, 23 December 2002 12:14 (twenty-two years ago)

madchen, when, then, by the chimes of big ben

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 December 2002 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm gonna pee, smee, i've had me too much tea

― Vic (Vic), Monday, 23 December 2002 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Leafy Green Dragon Leafy Green Dragon Bo-Beefy Green Dragon

If I ever get a sex change, I'm going to change my Dragon name to Beefy Green Dragon.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 23 December 2002 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

This is sick, Vic, and people will get tired of it very quick....

― smee (smee), Monday, 23 December 2002 13:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Just as a tiny tree is called a saplin'
So our favourite hildabeest is called Liz Daplyn!

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 23 December 2002 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I miss nancy drew
do you?

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

and the other nancy too!

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 12:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Where is Mitch? I mention Mitch Lastnamewitheld!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

you missed your chance to rhyme with "mindmeld"!

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 12:48 (twenty-two years ago)

strong shout to dave popshots

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

michael, that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me for a very long time. Thank you.

― Queen G (Queeng), Wednesday, 25 December 2002 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that I shall never catch 'em in tuna form
Fishes as fine as Madchen in Uniform

― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 26 December 2002 06:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Radio play would not be grand
Without the sound of Tracer Hand

― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 26 December 2002 06:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Pentametric rewrite:

I think that I shall never catch 'em in tuna form
Fishes as fine and dandy as Madchen in uniform

― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 26 December 2002 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest that you shun paradoxes of Zeno
And travel the distance to Michael Daddino

― Frank Kogan (Frank Kogan), Thursday, 26 December 2002 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

and julio, where'd he go? oh I know, he went to goa, to buy a new lawn mower!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 26 December 2002 15:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Queen G on my knee...

― erik, Thursday, 26 December 2002 15:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Thought it took way too long to mention me
It's only fair to reciprocate by mentioning SMEE!

And while couplet rhyming sure ain't my forte,
It's not that hard to rhyme "popshots", OK?

Unless you're going for a slant w/ the "shout"
And in that case, Ron, thanks!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 26 December 2002 16:18 (twenty-two years ago)

a god given talent for taking the piss
the poster called man was blessed with this

rhyming? OK, well isn't it cute,
when instead of popshots, jess calls you poopchutes ;-)

― ron (ron), Thursday, 26 December 2002 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

With his massive brainpowah
You'll make us glowah
If you put the kibosh
On supahsmart Josh.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 26 December 2002 20:26 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought that the "a" sound in "Mädchen" was long
Unless what my teacher taught me was wrong
A man needs a maid and a leg needs a shin
A bathtub needs water to put babies in

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 26 December 2002 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

You can't have Frank Oz without Carroll Spinney
You can't have a Mickey Mouse without a Minnie
When I read Skykicking my face gets all grinny
But there'd be no Skykicking without a Tim Finney!

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 26 December 2002 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

andrew at wh3rd deserves some lurve, er...
(and better rhymes) ...thanks for the server!

― ron (ron), Thursday, 26 December 2002 22:55 (twenty-two years ago)

(ron's message above was the last posted before the server went down on Thursday. Erm, don't do it again)

― Graham (graham), Monday, 30 December 2002 10:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Perhaps servers deserve lurve too!

― Alfie (Alfie), Monday, 30 December 2002 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

four weeks pass...

Becky Lucas, Becky Lucas
Inventing slang that makes us pukus
I don't think she'll ever nuke us
Give it up for Becky Lucas!

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 09:24 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

Revive!

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

Michael F Gill of course

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

Ken Lauterbach

― Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

I was flipping through intersection magazine and there was this cool article on car concepts of the future (being designed at MIT I think) and I got to the end and geeta had written it and I was all "wow, that's geeta from the internets!!" so, hi geeta, good work!

― lift up fong and see (haitch), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

When not in music enclyopedia mode
Pappawheelie wishes bass music would namedrop Dusty Rhodes

― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

Dahlin

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

B Mikes, where you at dog?

― Jena (JenaP), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

So don't go picking a friend now---
Nickalicious

Adam was so mean to me!

― choinklate (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

Pappawheelie wishes bass music would namedrop Dusty Rhodes

It did:

http://www.wfmu.org/playlists/shows/8855

Smoove Matty Matt - Rappin' Wrestling (just samples him saying "Dusty" over and over, and in the rhyme, he says "Dusty's not rusty")

What were you saying about music enclyopedia mode?

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

Oh suzy, your logic leaves me woozy. and sometimes confusy. But I'm sure you're real schmoozie, so I tip to ye my boozy.

― DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (dave225.3), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

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