This is the thread where we make up new swear words...

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Inspired by the other one. Here's one I formed over a drunken weekend.

Muntercunter.

― Al_Ewing, Wednesday, 18 December 2002 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Charles Clarke

― DG (D_To_The_G), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

cockslot

― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Instead of yelling "bitch!" or "asshole!" at drivers who do stupid things, I yell "crumb!", which I totally stole from my friend who has tourettes. It's still very satisfying.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

wigglehole

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 22:06 (twenty-two years ago)

jazzbandit

― Simeon (Simeon), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

shuckhole nippletip cuzzslobber

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 23:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Cuntcock.

Mine is still the top trump of rudeness.

― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Wednesday, 18 December 2002 23:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Pruge

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 19 December 2002 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see how combining old swear words with other ones is making a 'new' swear word- just a new swear, if that. How about 'sacapunta', the dirtiest sounding word I know in Spanish, even though it means 'pencil sharpener?'

Fuck you! Sacapunta!

etc.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Thursday, 19 December 2002 02:25 (twenty-two years ago)

jack-in-the-asshole

― Curtis Stephens, Thursday, 19 December 2002 03:49 (twenty-two years ago)

FLITH.

SUG.

PIRATE SMOKER.

― Ex-Tennis Star, Thursday, 19 December 2002 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I also like to exclaim "BLARNEY!", 'cause it sounds like a swear, but not one anyone's ever heard, so people get confused, while I get to vent as though I had yelled the more traditional "MUDAFUKA".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 19 December 2002 15:03 (twenty-two years ago)

A seasonal one I made up yesterday: "Nutcocker!"

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 19 December 2002 16:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I guess it's like making a new animal by getting two different animals to breed. Otherwise I might as well say 'glxxpt' is my new swear word. It's the 'glx' that makes it so naughty, you see.

― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Friday, 20 December 2002 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

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