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Next time I talk to some of you, it will be IN PERSON! I'm gettin' on a plane, y'all!

(Okay, not for 24 hours. Still, I'm not posting tomorrow.)

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought you meant either out of the closet, surely an interesting situation for Joei to consider, or had an outie belly button instead of an innie. Which is precisely what this thread should be about!

Belly-buttons, classic or dud? Outie vs. innie? Anybody want to admit to inverted nipples? Etc.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does anyone actually have an outie? I can only remember meeting one or two folks who have such a thing.

― Ally C, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

David has an outie

― anthony, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I do not.

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have the cutest belly button in the entire world, FACT.

― Ally, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is that a scientific fact?

― David Raposa, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes. I have done extensive research. Mine is simply the best one.

― Ally, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yea, but would kevin enas eat yer belly button lint?

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, first off, having a cute belly button means having no lint, but yes he would, theoretically. Because mine is the best belly button.

― Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought that was your frontal anus Ally.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whatever you wanna call it, Mike, it's still the nicest one around.

Listen, people, this is not a debatable point. I have the nicest belly button in the world. There isn't much I do better than anyone else, besides drink tequila and put on corsets by myself, but belly button is one of those things. I just do it better than anyone else. It's a fact.

― Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

every belly button has lint. even the cute ones. it's a corollary of the "everyone has an asshole" rule.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Guys with outies always seem to be in better shape. They're usually very wiry. I wonder why.

I also wonder why that singing belly button ad, the "I'm Coming Out" one, disturbs me so.

― Arthur, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Because it features the worst diana ross song ever ?

― anthony, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have an innie.

― jel, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have an innie and NO LINT

also the Chic-produced Diana Ross tracks are classic - 'I'm coming out', 'Upside Down' etc

― m jemmeson, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My belly button is half and half, if you can imagine such a freakish thing. It sort of starts to go out, and then is taken over by my stomach in a surprise coup.

― kathy spider, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That one is silly

― anthony, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was reading my book on the tube last night and I suddenly looked up only to find a girl's outie right in front of me, I was a little taken aback, it just didn't look right, and I'm sure it winked at me.

― cabbage, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is that what you told the police?

― Nick, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

See: "How do I know if someone fancies me?" thread.

― Greg, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

boys' nipples: do they pop in and out like girls' ones do? this question has been troubling me for the past six months (current job not very taxing).

what is the opposite of an inverted nipple? an extroverted one? winking navels and chatty nipples... ah, the human body. where do your mysteries end?

― nickie, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have an innie and I go all tingly when I put my finger in it.

― Madchen, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blimey.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mine doesn't have lint! I think that girls are less likely than guys to have lint cos they scrub their bodies with those body puffs and body wash. Mine tickles when I stick my finger in it. I also have an extremely deep belly button, I can put my finger up to my first knuckle into it, it's a mystery why mine is like that.

― Ally, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Madchen, can we play pokey games when I get home?

― Nick, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When we were v.small and within another, we breathed thru our bellybuttons. We are in fact still wired up so to do, if nec.: and to breath w.water our lungs. When the end times arrive and we return whence we came, aquatic allfurred polysexual beasts fr.beyond the stars, is this nostalgia let me know when we reach it?

I keep wanting to say I have an outie the size of a pigeon's head, which I camoflage w. smeared lint so's it presents as a faux-innie (albeit of stupendous size and depth). But I am still at work on this "virgin" thing, and fear the info may impinge.

― mark s, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Enough of this navel gazing already.

― Emma, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick: no.

― Madchen, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh, won't someone answer my question?

― nickie, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't really understand it. Do you mean do they become erect? Yes, they can do. It's good. Can't you try this out yourself on boys, nickie? Do I have to do everything for you?

― Nick, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

About boys' nipples do you mean? Pete has a t shirt which clings to his nipples which he wears if he is on the pull, everyone always comments on his pert nips. Other t shirts do not have the same effect. I cannot think of any other boy nipple stories right now.

― Emma, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Richard's "Blimey" is the funniest thing I've seen today.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have an innie. No lint, or perhaps very little. I must see the singing bellybutton!

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nick, I *would* do the practical research myself but fear that the process would be far too gruelling and the results far too sexy for a lady of my sensitivity.

the set of male nipples that i currently have access to are permanently erect, so, really, what i was trying to ascertain was, whether this is normal or whether he is, in fact, a biological phenomenon. please won't you excuse my ignorance on the subject.

― nickie, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five months pass...

I'm just intrested to know if girls find belly buttons sexy and if so why?

― Lee smith, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The lint. And the wee nubbin inside - or am I the only one w/ a nubbin?

I almost forgot I had a belly button.

― David Raposa, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

a nubbin??

i'm afraid that's odd. or i have only been encountering mutant belly buttons.

i like belly buttons because i like bellies. they would be scary without eachother.

― nancy b., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tadeusz - sadly I cannot eat Ally lint as she has none

― kevin enas, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I suppose this thing is kind of a nubbin. Go know.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two months pass...

I can pop out my belly button, but I have to keep a string around it to make it stay that way.

― Ian, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Woah! "Thread Connections" to thread!

― Jeff W, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought that was your frontal anus Ally.

ally's frontal anus is located directly between her nose and chin.

― the masked catzer, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hahahahahahaha. oh mercy.

― jess, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

I think all girls belly buttons are sexy,with or without lint,innie or outie but I must admit I think outies are really sexy! I'm an innie.

― Matt fullname, Monday, 27 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my belly button's weird because the middle sticks out like an outie but the rest is an innie, when I flex my stomach my belly button contracts and it's more of an inne

― jamie frod, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i like skinny girls with pierced belly buttons

― matt nichols, Wednesday, 29 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

i have an innie but my girlfriend can make it pop out i tense my belly and then she puts her fingers around my b button and push in and then my belly button starts to turn inside out .......but as soon as she stops pressing it it pops back in.

my girlfriend loves it.....and she done it to her belly button but hers popped out and its now an outie and it stopped an outie and it looks cool.

― bb, Wednesday, 2 October 2002 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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