Divorce Novelties

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What do you think of people who get a divorce and then they buy cheesey magnets and such that say tings like " Divorce is God's gift to Women". Isn't it kind of pathetic to make lite of such a failure?

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've never seen one of these things, but if it makes people feel better, let them have their magnets. More tacky than pathetic, I'd say.

― Lyra, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The worst is Divorice Parties.

― anthony, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My mind is being dirty today, I thought that said "Divorce panties"

Hmmm, I see a gap in the market...

― jamesmichaelward, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving'. Just an easier way to get over a horrible event, innit?

― Ally C, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Its dumb

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Divorce is not necessarily a failure. Sometimes its a rip-roaring success. Whatever makes you happy. I would imagine most of those fridge magnets are bought by friends trying to empathise. Or to keep shopping lists stuck to the fridge. I generally dislike fridge magnets. What are they for?

― Pete, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi, Being through a divorce almost 7 years ago, I can honestly sy I never rushed out to buy fridge magnets. I did however got my very first apartment. :) If any are curious, I wanted the divorce and have not one regret. In fact I have never been happier. My X remarried a year after I left and I do wish them well. :) Gale

― Gale, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I would like to add a little to that if I may. Sometimes a divorce is called for and when you stay in a bad relationship longer than a life sentence for murder,(30) years you can't say that you didn't try. Gale

― Gale, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

seven years pass...

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― A country only rich people know (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 2 November 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

a fracture cut in it by a jew

― horrible (harbl), Sunday, 2 November 2008 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

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― grab the rabbit and punch it (sunny successor), Sunday, 2 November 2008 22:34 (seventeen years ago)

a few years ago while browsing for a joke/off-topic greeting card a friend and I came across one that had a picture of a sunset or something, then on the inside said "I just wanted to let you know I've had a divorce". it was supposed to be serious and everything.

― I love a man in chloroform (salsa shark), Sunday, 2 November 2008 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

I was at the office late on Thursday, and I ended up chatting with another co-worker staying late. Conversation started out as vaguely interesting ruminations on life but turned into a half hour discussion of her years old divorce (which she clearly has not gotten over). Could not extradite myself from the conversation and now who knows what kind of expectations she'll have for conversations in the future. Crossed the line from chit-chat into personal :( baad move.

maybe this should be in a co-worker thread.

― Super Cub, Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:06 (seventeen years ago)

do you mean extricate?

― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

he could not possibly be transported to another jurisdiction for trial

― horrible (harbl), Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:12 (seventeen years ago)

this hot bartender i've got a crush on once wore a "kiss me, I'm divorced" t-shirt.
i think that's pretty funny.

― Fetchboy, Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

xpost

yeah, extricate. Wouldn't have minded being extradited either though. Ex-husband was a controlling Romanian professor.

― Super Cub, Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

oh sry i called you a he!

― horrible (harbl), Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

but I am a he!

― Super Cub, Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

does this conversation seem especially feminine?

― Super Cub, Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:40 (seventeen years ago)

ohhh i misunderstood i thought you were talking about YOUR ex-husband!

― horrible (harbl), Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:42 (seventeen years ago)

what?

― akm, Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:49 (seventeen years ago)

Ex-husband was a controlling Romanian professor.

i know this reading makes no sense but nevermind, ok!

― horrible (harbl), Sunday, 2 November 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

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