Cockfarmers: Classic or, um, Cockfarmers?

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Our four rows were splendid this year

― J0hn Darni3ll3 (J0hn Darni3ll3), Monday, 23 December 2002 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

the new Burpee hybrid gives the highest yields yet

― J0hn Darni3ll3 (J0hn Darni3ll3), Monday, 23 December 2002 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

you gotta watch out for that cock mosaic virus though, and spray periodically for cockborers

― J0hn Darni3ll3 (J0hn Darni3ll3), Monday, 23 December 2002 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

classicock

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 December 2002 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

cockatoo

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 23 December 2002 18:19 (twenty-two years ago)

Cockfarming is against my religon. Quit oppressing me you imperialist swine.

― bnw (bnw), Monday, 23 December 2002 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

you will grow cock on this land whether you like it or not, there are hordes of hungry farmers waiting to take your place if you won't get with the program

― J0hn Darni3ll3 (J0hn Darni3ll3), Monday, 23 December 2002 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Cockfarming always starts off well. It's when it gets to milking time that you realise what you're up against.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 23 December 2002 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm trying to get the government to give me a cockfarming subsidy.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

It's the way to go, Chris, I haven't actually farmed any cock in years. I just lie back, relax, and let my congressperson do the heavy lifting in D.C.

― webcrack (music=crack), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 01:37 (twenty-two years ago)

So that's why those of us in DC are subjected to masses of cockfarmers!

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 01:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, j.lu, you are OTM

― webcrack (music=crack), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 02:20 (twenty-two years ago)

What exactly does this phrase mean anyhow? How did it originate? Is it olde English? Or Colt .45?

(To think I swore off drinking)

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 06:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I think people who grow roosters on farms = origin, no ?

hahahahaahahahahahhaa anyway, i wish i could get drunk and say something like "priapus..those cock statues them farmers would use in greece for fertility reasons. yah"

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 06:36 (twenty-two years ago)

You just said it! Why get drunk for it?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

aw hell, you're right. why not get drunk anyway?? well i got no booze thats why but hey! i do got a cock!

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

i really wish i was drunk to justify anything igve posted in the last hour. or year

― Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 24 December 2002 07:01 (twenty-two years ago)

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