Pamela Anderson: Classic or Dud?

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V.I.P. has wondrous lurid dayglo colour throughout, esp. its star. So, what's everyone think of the former (this week at least) Mrs. Lee?

― AP, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There was a picture of her in last week's NME with Kid Rock, where she was displaying her breasts quite blatantly. If I were male, I would instantly become homosexual, due to the abject TERROR and PANIC that those... robotically silicon former mammary glands caused in me. I wonder if she has the slightest sensation left in her nipples. I mean, that's just NOT NATURAL. She really scared me.

However, I have great relief in the knowledge that in about 10 to 20 years she will look exactly like Michael Jackson looks now.

Not just dud... FREAK.

― masonic boom, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I must have missed Jacko's breast-enlargement phase. He's one gonzo fella.

― mark s, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No wonder he never leaves the house.

― Michael, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Like Christina Aguilera she's become a sideshow, a garish freak that seemingly has no sense of self-conciousness. It's kind of fascinating but creepy as well.

― Nicole, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

V.I.P. is an awesome show.

― Kris, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dud du-dud dud.

V.I.P.'s saving grace is that the director/writer of _Better Off Dead_ (AKA the director of _One Crazy Summer_) (AKA the creator of _Eek! the Cat_) (AKA Savage Steve Holland) directs some episodes of V.I.P.

I have more respect for Jenna Jamison - she works harder, AND she's an Internet entrepeneur. And her boob job is a bit more realistic. And I don't know who she's screwed (besides, well, you know...)

― David Raposa, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pam Amderson is CLASSIC. Nicole I totally disagree - she has a knowingness about who she is, how people perceive her, etc. that reminds me of Dolly Parton. VH1 should make a Behind-the-Boobs story on her.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

if she's good enough for kid rock, she's good enough for me.

as i've said before, i love it that we live in a world where trailer trash like the kid can dump models and then move on to pam.

― fred solinger, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Kid Rock isn't really trailer trash though, he just acts like trailer trash -- kinda how posh public schoolboys pretend to be cockneys. So I guess I'm saying he's the American Jamie Oliver.

Now Joe C. was real trailer trash, but that's another story...

― Nicole, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Even if Kid Rock was authentic trailer trash, what's the big deal with dating Pam? Have you ever been to a trailer park, Fred? The younger half of the girls there all look like poor man's Pam Anderson. So obviously the RICH trailer trash should be dating Pam.

She's terribly unattractive and gets worse the more shit she has done to her. But I love her, she's fucking awesome.

― Ally, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can I just gossip about Kid Rock, since it's so boring at work?

I've never seen him in person, but I know a few people who have and all say he has the worst skin in the world. I wonder, does Pammy lick his zits?

― Nicole, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nicole, that's officially the grossest thing you ever said.

― Ally, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't always be the source of thoughtful, cerebral analysis.

― Nicole, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No, no, I like you gross, don't worry. I mean, it was awesome. But stomach turning at the same time. I like that quality in a person.

― Ally, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was kidding anyway, I mostly stick to silly on the boards.

― Nicole, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Classic, and who cares if she knows what she's doing? Lolo Ferrari didn't and she was classic!

― tarden, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I last had a roommate we would regularly shirk our homework to watch VIP and taunt the television. It is a truly awful show. I can see why Kris likes it. I'm moving back in with the same roommate in August, so we'll have to start up our ritual again. Now that we both drink it can only improve the show.

― Josh, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Heartbreaking* news which reduced Alex T and I to beers: Kid Rock used to date Sheryl Crow.

*for those of us with a Sheryl thing.

― Tom, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ooh, older woman action. Way to go, Kid Rock ! (doesn't beat Tom Cruise with Mimi Rogers, though)

― Patrick, Friday, 22 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, but Tom, now you can dream of hanging around outside her window singing 'If it MAKES YOU HAPPY' at the top of your voice.

― Nick, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am thinking, Tom, that this will finally get you over the pathetic addiction you have to that woman's allegedly fascinating virtues -- which are nothing that a good ritual burning of some classic guitar model couldn't cure.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yeah, Pamela Anderson's so knowing and smart, she's just manipulating the media - using her power. You know, she's really very intelligent, and beautiful. Oh, I mean, no she's not, she's an ugly idiot, but it doesn't matter, because we're post-human and it's all just spectacle. But all I really want to say is, I LOVE Pamela Anderson, whatever the current reason is for doing so, and boys, go ahead and watch all the pornography you want, in fact, why don't I get you a beer while you do so? Do you still like me? Oh wait, I'll watch too - I'm just like one of the boys! Does that make you like me more, or less? Because I can change. Yeah, I think it's really funny how she runs round in those stilettoes - oh look, she's getting chased by two guys with guns, and she's wearing 6 inch heels and she's getting away! Wow, that must be really difficult!

― maryann, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And there's a problem with this why? She has more money than all of us combined probably have. I'm thinking the woman knows what she's doing.

Pamela haters: Do you have an issue with Marilyn Monroe?

― Ally, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pamela Anderson is ckind of a car wreck in stiletto heels; reprehensible in almost every way I can think of, yet I'm compelled to look.

Anyway, that short dark-haired woman is the hottie in VIP, not her.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, I know a lot more about Ms. Anderson than I'd care to - boob job, spousal abuse, idiotic things she's said & done. In this day & age, it's hard to be in the public eye and not come off lesser for it.

Ms. Monroe, however, came from an era when such scrutiny was unheard of. I'm sure she did as much to besmirch her name as Pamela did, but the lack of concrete evidence, coupled with the romanticizing of her life & death, allows Marilyn to escape such scorn with ease.

I can only imagine the hubaloo that would've hounded her now, though, if she were getting smacked around by the Yankee Clipper, kept up with the Kennedys, and popped pills ad infinitum with Court TV and _Entertainment Tonight_ riding up her ass.

― David Raposa, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

eleven months pass...

I like Pam, Because she knows what most men like to see! But I don't like the fact that she lie's about her Breast. This is either her 3rd or 4th one! I work for a plastic surgeon, and before that I was a topless dancer. So I have seen lots of girls with boob jobs before and after and can tell just by looking at them she has yet another boob jog. This time she has them under the muscle and she probably had a lift. When boobs are done under the muscle they are up high and the muscle keeps them tight! The reason I think she has probably had a lift is that before she had them over the muscle, which made them sage a bit but looks a bit more natural. That is, until you get too thin and then you can see every line and ripple under the skin, and when you go from the front of the muscle to behind, being that the are up high they would push the nipple down without a lift! I just get insulted that start think we are stupid. As if to say that they were just born that beautiful. Just like Brittany Spears. What a poor role model for young girls, who think you have to look that way. I am not opposed to it, just the fact that the are just about a real to themselves as there surgery's are!

― Victoria Lindsley, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And there's a problem with this why? She has more money than all of us combined probably have. I'm thinking the woman knows what she's doing.

i think its really tragic that some people measure success by how many dollars a person has. and yes, for the record, i hate MM too. its like that whole madonna bullshit. she's a feminist icon because she's a successful business woman??!! oh yeah, thats right, she plays with her image, she can be whatever male fantasy you want her to be. how feminist. fuck them all, they've sold out on womanhood so they sure as hell don't get any admiration from me. maryann's so fukkin right. for the record, it doesn't take all that many brains to figure out that society occasionally hands out monetary rewards for playing with images of acceptable femininity. personally, i'd rather be remembered for actually doing something truly challenging.

― queenoftheharpies, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

fourteen years pass...

http://www.theprovince.com/entertainment/explaymate+pamela+anderson+porn+losers/12167474/story.html

NEW YORK, N.Y. - Former Playboy model Pamela Anderson has teamed with a rabbi to speak out against pornography.
[...]
Anderson has appeared on the cover of Playboy 14 times, most recently in December for the magazine's final nude issue.

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 2 September 2016 16:53 (nine years ago)

one year passes...

Barb Wire is set in 2017 during the "Second American Civil War".

hmmmmmmm

― maura, Monday, 1 January 2018 15:16 (seven years ago)

eleven months pass...

I want to help people to become revolutionaries in training.
I read a recent interview with Adam Curtis in The Economist (The antidote to civilisational collapse). Curtis is a British documentary maker, who talks about a sense of doom and how nothing ever changes. I agree with everything he says.
We must stop believing that the current system is set in the stone with an inability to change. We must stop believing that what we have is the best possible system out there. We must stop claiming that the other side is bad or confused or brainwashed by fake news. Instead we must do more than just wave the flag of tolerance and civility. We must work towards offering a stronger political story.
We must fight against those who not only hold but hang on to power and wealth with relentless tenacity.
We must stand against neoliberalism and its global and regional institutions. We must offer an alternative democratic and socially-just society, one devoid of social democratic compromises (especially those with big business).
I have set up a new foundation to support activists and other revolutionaries, it is called Tenure. We are planning radically great things.

https://www.pamelaandersonfoundation.org/news/2018/12/18/revolt-dont-react

― resident hack (Simon H.), Friday, 21 December 2018 01:28 (six years ago)

on the downside her #MeToo comments are pretty shit, which I chalk up to too much time spent in France.

― resident hack (Simon H.), Friday, 21 December 2018 01:51 (six years ago)

i love everything about this

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 December 2018 01:55 (six years ago)

five years pass...

https://anneofcarversville.com/fashion/2024/3/6/pamela-anderson-highsnobiety-ss2024

she's cool

― global tetrahedron, Monday, 17 June 2024 16:55 (one year ago)

56, wow I feel old. Checks birth certificate, I am old.

― Dan Worsley, Monday, 17 June 2024 17:53 (one year ago)

xxxxp Wait what???

― maf you one two (maffew12), Monday, 17 June 2024 23:33 (one year ago)

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