Underground Burrow of Filthy Turnip Man

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I got an apartment.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And however did the turnips get filthy?

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not all underground burrows are filthy. Witness, for example, the hobbit hole.

― jess, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Apparently Jess, you don't realise hobbits like to shit o n their chairs.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So that's why Thorin and co got all tense about being round at Bilbo's.

― RickyT, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Also, Bilbo was a foot fetishist

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

My freind said my apartment is a "nook"

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We do not have a nook , but we have a very pleasent dining room/

― anthony, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a "dressing room". I teadch bathroom dancing

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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