So, I said fuck it, I'll use blogger. Well, blogger's busted for some reason and kept telling me "Oops, your page was not ready yet!"Also, a big message explaining that their new coding has fucked up plenty of blogs.
So, I went looking for alternatives. I finally settled on http://ix.1sound.com/ because it's fast and seems solid for some reason. Sure, nobody's ever heard of it. It's less memorable than livejournal or blogger, but you know what?...
... after sifting through so many horribly boring blogs yesterday, and feeling overwhelming embarrassment for these people, I'm not sure I want people to read my blog, anyway.
Besides, my blog is totally impersonal and deals basically with cybernetics and control devices. Who'd want to read about that when they can get Cybernetics and Society by Norbert Wiener? Well, I was hoping someone who never heard of the stuff might read and begin to think in a new way about the veil covering his head, but that's pretty doubtful because I DON'T THINK BLOGS EXIST FOR ANY REASON OTHER THAN NARCISSISM! Nobody really reads the blogs!
Am I wrong about that? The crap I waded through on Blogger and LiveJournal was so godawful. I get the feeling that everyone with a Blog desperately wants to be famous, so they put their name and picture up there right off, but then they must get freaked out by the idea that people really CAN find their site on the internet, so they hold back from writing anything interesting that might actually propel them into some level of internet stardom.
They write about cleaning the house, going out to a club, meeting their friends, their kitty, cleaning out their computer... but they write about these horribly mundane things VERY PROFESSIONALLY, rather than in a conversational tone, as if they are getting paid to write something anyone gives a flying fuck about.
My favorite has to be (and by favorite, I mean "most annoying") all the name-dropping of pricey "fabbo" restaurants with the Zagat-like reviews: "... afterwards a fine meal was had at Sushibar..." A fine meal was had? Does anyone talk like this? If so, they must be the sort who sends out obnoxious "Christmas Newsletters" to distant relatives and friends.
Maybe I'm interpreting the wrong motives here. Maybe people really feel the need to incorporate their boring real-life adventures into a business-like, hi-tech, glamorous, high-profile lifestyle by the simple act of detailing these events on a computer screen? If so, I believe the technobastards have won! If life experience is somehow enhanced by blogging it down for the world to see... What does this say about cybernetics? Are these the early adopters of a future of technowankers? These seem like the sorts who'll suck down any shit you give 'em as long as it's packaged just right.
I mean, it's fucking odd! If you knew these people and suddenly found their blog, wouldn't you think, "what the fuck? this dude must have a pretty fucking boring life to wake up and type out 10 lengthy paragraphs about his wednesday night at Fez. Who's he writing this for? Surely, nobody's reading this but me!" Then, next time you see him, you're like, "Heh-hey, I found your blog. Interesting." and he's like, "Oh, haha, yeah that thing. I just write in it when I'm bored." And you're thinking, "you think you're a special gifted genius and you blog all the time for the whole world to appreciate your special gifted genius... you're a dork... after this conversation, I'm going to do my best to avoid you in the future..."
Or are blogs really cool and I just found the wrong ones?Also, did you like the blog nature of this blog and the hypocrisy sprinkled throughout? A fine time was had by all...
― Sacred Cat / Scared Cat, Wednesday, 1 January 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
my favorite is dooce
as to blogs being a better storage solution, that seems strange. text files aren't taking up much room
― ron (ron), Wednesday, 1 January 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 1 January 2003 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
That was totally overstated, but I'm glad you found it a bit funny! After I viewed the thread, I couldn't believe how much I typed to make a relatively simple point.
― Scaredy Cat, Wednesday, 1 January 2003 21:43 (twenty-one years ago) link
I don't know if anyone else has similar reasons, but it gives a me a lot of pleasure.
― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 1 January 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mark C (Mark C), Wednesday, 1 January 2003 23:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
I had loads of trouble with a blog spot plus account, it wouldn't let me save to the ftp site, and Blogger never replied to my emails so I fucked it all off.
But I think I'll try it again, thanks peeps.
― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 January 2003 11:11 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dave q, Thursday, 2 January 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 2 January 2003 13:40 (twenty-one years ago) link
(I've tried making a 'graphic' novel but when I realised that one page was taking almost a month to do - I gave up on the idea)
― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Thursday, 2 January 2003 15:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― maura (maura), Thursday, 2 January 2003 16:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
― daria g, Thursday, 2 January 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
I do my blog because I used to write but then got into a field where I don't write and I miss it. I've always kept a journal, but the blog is a little different. It helps me think about things in different ways too.
― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 2 January 2003 18:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 2 January 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link
Whoa!
― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 January 2003 21:39 (twenty-one years ago) link
― gabbneb, Sunday, 5 January 2003 06:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― felicity (felicity), Sunday, 5 January 2003 06:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
og mommyblogger dooce has become completely and terf-ily unhinged
― mookieproof, Thursday, 11 August 2022 15:48 (two years ago) link
jfc that is unhinged and terrifying
(tbf I only read the first 10% and then jumped to the last 20% because, holy shit)
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 11 August 2022 15:55 (two years ago) link
idk just looks like your garden variety transphobe to me?
― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 12 August 2022 17:55 (two years ago) link
This prompted me to look up http://ix.1sound.com/, which is mentioned in the OP's post, all of nineteen years ago. I had never heard of it. As with Ilxor's "nineteen years pass..." there's something melancholic about an internet archive timeline that looks like this:https://i.imgur.com/ENNdzCu.png
It was called Interactive-X and it was a spin-off of 1sound.com, which I haven't heard of either. Apparently some kind of Soundcloud / Bandcamp clone - predecessor? clone? - but from 2002:https://www.fool.com/specials/2002/09/10/foolcom-forget-recording-contracts-speci.aspx
Or would it have been an MP3.com clone? Who knows. "A few months ago, I was offered the opportunity to be a member of the indie-geared 1Sound.com founding group. At a time when online music-distributor sites were either scaling back or closing their doors, it was an easy proposition to accept. As a free site that will begin vetting for quality indie music later this year, it's just another step toward the trend I see emerging in the industry."
I think when the writer says "offered the opportunity" he actually means that he was sent a spam email. Of course like everything - literally every word, including "and" and "the" - on fool.com that article is bullshit, because 1sound.com didn't "begin vetting for quality indie music later this year", or any other year. It just collapsed.
On a personal level back in 2003 I was still a professional writer, so I had a website which collected my portfolio, but I eventually gravitated to a blogging platform long after blogs had ceased to be a thing because I didn't have to waste money on a URL. My blog essentially exists to give me something to read in future, and also to give the impression - as the OP points out - that I'm a lot more interesting than I am in real life. Online I am a globe-trotting man of the world for whom everything comes naturally and everything is easy. In real life I sit surrounded by bottles of pee in a converted outhouse on the outskirts of a small village on the Wilshire/Hampshire border. At the same time I'm self-aware enough not to post restaurant trips or links to other blogs. I'm essentially trying to copy a chap called Greg Goebel, who has been writing lengthy, detailed articles about science and technology since the year dot, in a charmingly old-school style:http://vc.airvectors.net/tamsl.html
― Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 12 August 2022 20:16 (two years ago) link
to be clear, the OP was a horrible troll and garbage person, a.k.k. "Nude Spock"
― thinkmanship (sleeve), Friday, 12 August 2022 20:27 (two years ago) link
"a.k.a"
― thinkmanship (sleeve), Friday, 12 August 2022 20:28 (two years ago) link
OP shouldn’t knock narcissism so much: it’s probably a strong basis for a lot of the artworks (especially memoirs) that I greatly enjoy.
― Luna Schlosser, Friday, 12 August 2022 20:44 (two years ago) link
Online I am a globe-trotting man of the world for whom everything comes naturally and everything is easy. In real life I sit surrounded by bottles of pee in a converted outhouse on the outskirts of a small village on the Wilshire/Hampshire border.
― Ashley Pomeroy
gotta say i find the latter far more compelling to me personally
i've had a number of false starts re: online writing. my first attempt was a shortlived e-zine in 1998 consisting mainly of batshit insane stream-of-consciousness rants which have aged very poorly. i think it was around 2003? ish? that i jumped on the livejournal bus, but that mainly turned out to be, to the extent that i can recall, a bunch of whinges about how miserable i was (note that i was, in fact, really profoundly miserable during that time). in 2011 i started an attempt at blogging gravity's rainbow with my now-ex, which was so insignificant that i forgot ever having done it until a dextromethorphan enthusiast and Pynchon fan found it and emailed me a couple of months ago, asking if I was planning to continue it. it was nice, it gave me an opportunity to tell him what had gone on in my life since then.
the main thing about my later blogs was that i wasn't confident in my ability to keep to a deadline on my own. when i decided to start another blog project in march 2020, then, i got a good friend to be my co-blogger. he's a great guy and a good writer and he's written maybe five posts during the entire lifespan of the blog.
i, on the other hand, seem to have actually clicked with this whole "blogging" thing finally, to a surprising extent. i've been doing it regularly for close to two and a half years now, and it's one of the most personally satisfying parts of my life. i've worked really hard on it and as a result i've gotten much better as a writer. prior to this blog i mostly worked in the "message board post" format, which, i mean, i think i do ok with message board posts but nobody is out there trying to write the Great American Message Board Post. they're high-context. they don't hold up that well.
between january and april 2021 i used the blog to publish a 60,000 word memoir of my gender transition. since that point i've sort of pivoted the blog, originally just about all sorts of pop culture detritus, to be mainly about trans shit, interspersed with the occasional bit of weirdness like "Sparks Promotes the Cable Music Channel". my current back-burner project, until life goes completely bonkers again and i have to abandon it, is to polish up some of the essays i've written for it and put it into a book. it's not the best writing, but the fortunate thing about working in a niche is that i don't have as much competition. trans memoirs are, well, they're the lowest form of trans writing. everybody has one and everybody loves to trash-talk them. i personally like mine, but i don't really see why another transition memoir by some internet white girl would be particularly worth one's time to read, regardless of its quality. but i like it and the friends of mine who've read it like it, which is all i really need.
the essay collection, if i ever finish it, will probably suffer the same fate. the thing is, in a post-isabel fall world, i'm pretty terrified to actually tell anybody about my writing. even if it wasn't for the rejection-sensitive dysphoria, being visibly trans on the internet opens you up to a whole lot of nasty shit, particularly given that my style of writing goes in hard on extreme emotional vulnerability. i'm half-anticipating/half-dreading the remote possibility that some day someone will discover this cache (unindexed by google) of lengthy, interesting, thoughtful essays going back two years and it'll wind up going viral.
fortunately for me i'm going to have another chance to wipe the slate clean. the friend on whose site the blog is hosted is going to let the domain name lapse, so everywhere i've posted links to my blog posts over the past two years, they'll all be dead. i might start a third iteration. already know what i'd call it. can't say for sure. i got too much going on to worry too much about it now.
anyway. my major creative project of the past two years has been doing all of this writing which i'm really proud of and which very few people will ever actually read, and about the only consolation is that occasionally i pop by this message board to let people know that my writing actually exists :)
― Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 12 August 2022 22:25 (two years ago) link