Did Al-Qaeda 'Jump the Shark' with that CN Tower thing?

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Happy fuckin new year. Hope yr 31 December was slightly better than mine. (Hint - Least Succesful Chat-Up Line Ever: "I'm gonna make you squeal louder than Geddy Lee getting hit in the balls from a slapshot!")

― dave q, Thursday, 2 January 2003 11:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

(c'mon, sci-fi prog bass players don't WEAR 'cups' for charity matches!)

― dave q, Thursday, 2 January 2003 11:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

least successful: im going to enter your ass like the muslim faithful enter mecca

― anthony easton (anthony), Thursday, 2 January 2003 11:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

anthony - maybe the guy liked it a bit rougher? like, say, the 'russian army storming a theater' or something?

― dave q, Thursday, 2 January 2003 11:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

this thread is beautiful

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 2 January 2003 12:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

frankly dave i'm impressed you were tasteful enough to avoid the part about 'being gassed with fentanyl'

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 2 January 2003 12:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gas, Ass, Spetnaz - no free rides!

― Guy driving the Russian equivalent of Chevy van, Thursday, 2 January 2003 13:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

All this great talk about anal sex aside, what the heck is this thread actually about? Have I missed something in the news lately?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 2 January 2003 17:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe I will try out these lines this weekend.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 2 January 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think Bin boy was going to sit on CN Tower judging from these pick up lines.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 2 January 2003 19:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

happy f-ing New Year to you too, you sweet-talking bastard.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 2 January 2003 19:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"You guys THREE WEEKS we've had diarrhea. Can you imagine? Seven guys, squirting shit out their asses? We could fill a CNN Tower full of SHIT!"

- Mike Patton, addressing a highly entertained Mr. Bungle crowd

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 January 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe the bombers got Norfolk and had to cancel.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 2 January 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

What? There's a CN Tower THING?

― Kim (Kim), Friday, 3 January 2003 00:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

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