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Man, do I fucking love Zombies. First of all, the band. But also, the monsters: zombie movies are the best horror movies. Why? Because zombies aren't scary, they're funny. They are slow, stupid, and easily killed. But suddenly, there are 400,000 of them, and then they are scary. They are like Tribbles or whatever those things from Star Trek were. "Dawn of the Dead" is the best. "Night of the Living Dead" rocks, but not the remake. The color remake totally blows. Still haven't seen "Day of the Dead," but I want to.
Insert comments on zombies here, and recommendations of other zombie movies:

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 3 January 2003 15:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Resident Evil was great.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 3 January 2003 15:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic. In my humble college town, on Halloween a local dance troupe did a live performance of thriller. Right in the middle of downtown! Zombies stopped all the traffic on main street. Only thing more classic than zombies are dancing zombies.

― cprek, Friday, 3 January 2003 15:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, do I fucking love Zombies.

Well put!!!

ha ha!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 3 January 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Best zombie movie title ever: Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things.

Haven't gotten around to seeing it yet cause it can't possibly live up to the title.

― Tep (ktepi), Friday, 3 January 2003 16:02 (twenty-two years ago)

You are just *so* right Nick.

"Dawn of the Dead" - seen it a million times, and cannot get enough of it. in fact I watched it again over christmas while i was ill in bed. It is SUCH a good zombie flick.

I watched "Day of the Dead" not long ago, its okay but nowhere near as good as "Dawn".

and Rez Evil is frickin ace too. oh yes Zombies -> classic big time.

Do you remember a zombie game on the C=Amiga? it was based in a shopping mall as well. I'd love to play that again.

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Friday, 3 January 2003 16:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Best zombie fite: zombie vs. shark in Zombie. I want to use the word "zombie" again so it will appear four times in my message.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 3 January 2003 16:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 January 2003 16:07 (twenty-two years ago)

redneck zombies is classic trash.

― kephm, Friday, 3 January 2003 16:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I really liked "Dead Alive". Old Peter Jackson Kiwi zombie movie. It's hard to believe he's big-time now.

Best part is when one zombie has a sledge-hammer sticking out of the top of his skull, with another zombie's servered arm holding on to the handle.

― cprek, Friday, 3 January 2003 16:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Zombies are so far beyond the classic/dud axis it's not even funny. They were vogueish for a while there it seems -- ca. The Serpent and The Rainbow, which wasn't great, but which did have zombies in it and is therefore classic whatever its various faults

ghosts are underrated but that's because they've gone from being physical entities (cf. Hamlet) to these irritating largely American constructions of wispiness who've got pithy f*cking insights about the human condition & whatnot but who have no complaints about the crushing boredom of wandering the godless earth watching but not participating in all sorts of events with no end in sight -- Hamlet's father came up from Hell, for Christ's sake, not from some new age post-incarnate "space"

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Friday, 3 January 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh yeah. "Reanimator." That movie kicks ass too.
Oh, and the Evil Dead trilogy. Though I don't really care for Army of Darkness all that much.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Friday, 3 January 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

cprek - I've never seen 'Dead Alive', but that scene you described sounds v.familiar.

Are you sure its not from the other PJ zombie film, "Bad Taste" ?

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Friday, 3 January 2003 16:25 (twenty-two years ago)

John, you are OTM as regards ghosts. One reason I liked The Ring is that it restored a kind of unexplained malevolence to the ghost story. (Should that be ghost-in-the-machine story?)

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 3 January 2003 16:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought I remember it being Dead Alive, but it was 4 years ago so I might be mistaken. Roommate was a PJ fan, so I saw them all at the same time...

― cprek, Friday, 3 January 2003 16:29 (twenty-two years ago)

The Ring is very canny actually; it teases you with one of those Sixth Sense resolutions, and then--- But, no. I'll try not to spoil it too much.

― Amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 3 January 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I've got a sneaking suspicion that Pete Jackson's Brain Dead and Pete Jackson's Dead Alive might be the same film with a different name. I think it was renamed Dead Alive in the States, although I've no idea why.

― Jason J, Friday, 3 January 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

BRAINS! BRAINS!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 3 January 2003 18:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I dig that boy thats already dead! I gotta zombie luvin' in ma head!

― ducklingmonster, Saturday, 4 January 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)

And we're counting down to the inevitable "That was the zombie Flanders?" quote...

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 4 January 2003 02:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic. There's just something about zombies...
And the resident evil series was my favorite ever too. Especially the highly underrated resident evil 3.

― Dan I., Saturday, 4 January 2003 05:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I watched 'Mr Vampire' earlier which is a fantastic film. In Chinese ghost stories, vampires are very zombic.

― Alfie (Alfie), Saturday, 4 January 2003 05:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it just me or were The Zombies somewhat inappropriately named? Or were zombies much more twee in those days before Night of the Living Dead, etc.?

― Amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 4 January 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I Walked With a Zombie

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 4 January 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

The movie or the song?

― Amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 4 January 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Favorite zombie films:

Cemetery Man
Dead Alive
Tales from the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight
Evil Dead trilogy

― JS Williams (js williams), Saturday, 4 January 2003 10:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, where would the Misfits be if not for zombies? (Or does that push things closer to dud?)

― JS Williams (js williams), Saturday, 4 January 2003 10:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the appeal of zombie films is that you can safely and vicariously identify with the hero who brutally kills and dismembers friends and family members with NO GUILT (necessity even!)

― dave q, Saturday, 4 January 2003 10:22 (twenty-two years ago)

TS: "Eyeball scene" in 'Zombie Flesh Eaters' vs "Liquidizer scene" in 'Braindead'

― dave q, Saturday, 4 January 2003 10:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, noone mentioned "White Zombie". I love Bela Lugosi and I love that movie. I also love two european zombies films series: Lucio Fulci's one ("Zombie 2", "Zombie 3", "The Beyond" and "City of the living dead") and Armando de Ossorio's Templarios movies ("La noche del terror ciego", "El ataque de los muertos sin ojos","El buque maldito", etc.).
Other weird stuff are Troma's "Chopper Chicks in Zombietown" and Italian trash film "Incubo sulla citta contaminata".

― salvador, Saturday, 4 January 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I meant the film; it's pretty haunting.

― Sean (Sean), Sunday, 5 January 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Best zombie flick ever = MUTANT. A mystery sludge turns men into rabid blue zombies, complete with pulsing brain cases and claw-like hands. Features the Uglier David Hasslehoff and a cast of thousands of rednecks - "Yew're gonna eat glass, boy!" "Hyuk! Yew best git outta town, fellah."

Most enjoyable for unnacountably missing a 't' on the cover of the video. "Oh my god! It's a Mu Ant!" "His Mu-ation is severe." "Dear lord, he's mu-ating before our eyes etc etc."

However a glance at the spine reveals the true title of the film - "Mutunt".

― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Sunday, 5 January 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Hammer's Plague Of The Zombies was a great film. The climactic hospital-set scenes in Fulci's The Beyond are very memorable also.

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 12 January 2003 13:12 (twenty-two years ago)

"The Video Dead" is great for funny/useless zombies. The zombie bride even makes what it thinks is an hilarious joke; it turns on a blender and laughs for ages about it. It's about a supernatural TV set which only plays one movie, "Zombie Blood Nightmare" which doesn't look good (mostly just zombies wandering and moaning in a forest in b/w).

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 13 January 2003 04:17 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

REVIVE FROM THE DEAD! because I am so fucking pumped about there finally being a new zombie movie coming out in a couple of weeks - 28 Days Later. If you know anything about it, don't tell me, I want to be surprised. I saw some vague reference to it being shitty on some other thread, but I don't care, I must stiffly and slowly walk towards it with my arms outstretched, eating the brains and skin of anyone who gets in my way. Why aren't there more zombie movies?

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:20 (twenty-one years ago)

I do not love zombies as much as pirates, but they are still classic and essential. Particularly the brane-eating kind.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, I did eventually see Dead Alive, which was so awesome despite nearly making me sick to my stomach. The karate priest, the climactic lawnmower massacre, the baby zombie, and the bizarro acting. So great.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I am looking forward to seeing this movie as I think it may scare me. The trailer for it certainly does, where the zombie is looking through the window! In general though I'm not usually scared by zombies. I have seen night of the living dead & i think the only scarey thing was their sheer numbers. Resident Evil scares me a bit though, especially the noises. I am just a big jessie!! (no offence Jess) ~~jessie~~ sissy to go!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Resident Evil: Apocalypse next year!

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Beware beware. It is shitty.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, Pinkpanther, that's like what I said above in my first post: zombies aren't really scary until there's like 100 of them. That's part of what's so great about them. They are stupid and slow but there's this whole mob mentality thing.
Pete, I don't care. I have to see it.

― NA. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Fair enough, I felt the same way. There is another British zombie movie being made by the way called Shaun Of The Dead. I think its supposed to be a comedy.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

PB = 28 DAYS LATER IS NOT SHIT YOU ARE SHIT

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

eh, sorry.

anyway, BRAINS!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm shocked, SHOCKED that this thread has been here for six months and not ONE PERSON has namechecked Return Of The Living Dead

"SEND MORE COPS!"

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

And it's utter sentimental cheese, but I have to admit to liking Truly, Madly, Deeply which is a sort of zombie movie.

― Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 12 June 2003 04:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I love zombies, or at least the idea of them (no sane person would love zombies!) When I'm bored I like to figure out how I would defend whatever building I'm in from a zombie attack.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 12 June 2003 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

you too?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 12 June 2003 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

remove all the brains

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 12 June 2003 05:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(I think electric sound of jim is a zombie)

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 12 June 2003 05:30 (twenty-one years ago)

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My girlfriend and I started a zombie blog: http://www.zomploitation.blogspot.com

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 October 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

some folks are planning a zombie walk in portland

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 3 October 2005 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, that's pretty awesome, Jordan!
And do go on zombie walks. There are few things as fun as putting a dazed/hungry-for-brains look on your face and going "rrrrrrrgggggrrrra..ggffsgrrr..bbblaaaghghg..nnnnnrrrrrr.." and bumping into parking metres and other people and falling down, etc. I haven't been on an "official" walk but just randomly acting like a zombie (preferably with a friend or two) is great.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Monday, 3 October 2005 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Speaking of zombie walks, my fiancee is taking things to the next level:

Montreal had one. San Francisco had one. Austin, Texas had one. Vancouver, too.

Madison is the next city to face the shambling undead hordes.

At 2pm on Saturday, October 22, zombie fans will assemble in full costume to kick off Zombie Lurch 2005. Join us! We'll meet on the Capitol steps (Carroll/Mifflin side), shamble down State Street with stops for tasty brains and beverages, and end at the Union Terrace for even more beverages.

To add a particularly Madisonian touch, it's not just a Zombie Walk but a Zombie Protest. Fight for zombie rights by bringing a protest sign, sandwich board, or customized t-shirt. With slogans like Let Zombies Walk!, The undead are people too! Open your heart and mind to zombies, or even an eloquent ARGH, we'll raise public consciousness for the plight of our cannibalistic brothers and sisters. What do we want? BRAINS! When do we want it? BRAINS!

Please supply your own zombie makeup and clothing. But zombies are 80% attitude, so join in no matter what state of decomposition you're in.

http://www.madolan.com/zombie/ZLv2colorsmall.jpg

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 17 October 2005 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, this is a really old thread of mine. I thought about checking out a zombie movie while Sarah's out of town but couldn't find one that looked good.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 17 October 2005 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

Zombies happened:

http://zomploitation.blogspot.com/2005/10/zombie-lurch-aftershocks.html

http://slashdot.org/articles/05/10/23/1212252.shtml?tid=186

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

Did you guys get stopped at the carrefour?

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

awesome

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit, these are great.

the Portland ZombieWalk is this saturday! i gotta get ready...

― kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

The carrewhat? No, we only got stopped momentarily by Jesus:

ihttp://pics.livejournal.com/madolan/pic/0001xqc7/g6

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://pics.livejournal.com/madolan/pic/0001xqc7/s640x480

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

the portland zombie walk is everyday -- just look out your window, kingfish.

― Igor Adkins (Grodd), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

ok.

...

I see it about to rain on a bunch of cars in a parking lot in Hillsboro.

Now what?

― kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 24 October 2005 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

youre in hillsboro? they are all around. HELLO INTEL!

― Igor Adkins (Grodd), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

The carrewhat?
Sorry, I was just watching I Walked With A Zombie last weekend.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

also, it should be noted that few threads have such an excellent opening sentence as Man, do I fucking love Zombies.

― kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thedailypage.com/daily/files/active/0/mzl102205c-003.jpg

Wow. They're really into those songbooks.

― kingfish neopolitan sundae (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

NOTICE THE REVERSED CHRISTIAN CHILD

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 24 October 2005 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

That's no Christian child! It's a zombie child, eating his mother! Run! RUN!

― Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Monday, 24 October 2005 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://consc.net/pics/@@/dinosaurs.png

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 24 October 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

The Portland ZombieWalk was a great success!

http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/3279/zombiechess1ov.jpg

We had anywhere from 50-75 zombies, wandering around downtown. Our route kinda got lost along the way, but the remaining zombies of age wound up in a bar.

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 30 October 2005 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

Those are some good-lookin' zombies.

We have one last gasp of zombieism to go to tonight:

http://pics.livejournal.com/madolan/pic/0002ezax

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha excellent

― kingfish orange creamsicle (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 31 October 2005 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Anybody watch Joe Dante's zombie movie on Showtime this week?

(spoiler: it might involve politics!)

― kingfish trampycakes (kingfish 2.0), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

ten months pass...

it's zombie day!

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 28 October 2006 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

was it?

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 30 October 2006 09:59 (eighteen years ago)

yes! photos forthcoming!

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 30 October 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

cool

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 30 October 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.flickr.com/groups/60784064@N00/pool/

http://picasaweb.google.com/iinoskillzii/Zombiewalk06

more to come.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 30 October 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

and you can see me pogoing in the background of this vid. i'm a golfer zombie with a white sweatervest.

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 30 October 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

Vids:

1 2 3 4

http://speakeasy.org/~sciurism/zombiejeremy.jpg

Photos:
1
2
3
4
5
6

― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

Bait-and-switch headlining at its finest.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, that irritated me when I saw it :/

― Will M., Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

Eyes - eye that know a certain desperationn- have you held it in your loving hand - the Zombie limp

― Latham Green, Thursday, 14 June 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

this article is pretty WTF (and interesting)

http://www.mensjournal.com/into-the-zombie-underworld

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 3 November 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

There's a point when something is so far past shark-jumping that, well, yeah...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/may/19/us-officials-prepare-zombie-apocalypse

― mike and the quantum mechanics (Hurting 2), Friday, 17 June 2011 04:05 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

omg my home province of british columbia has a brilliant new zombie-related Emergency Preparedness Plan!
http://www.emergencyinfobc.gov.bc.ca/zombie-preparedness-week-are-you-ready.html

i don't even live there and i'm reading it carefully.
because i fucking hate zombies!!
srsly good marketing imo.

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 May 2012 01:29 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, that's a great idea.

― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 17 May 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/

MIAMI (CBSMiami) – Miami police shot and killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway Saturday afternoon, and police sources told CBS4 they had no choice: the naked man they shot was trying to chew the face off another naked man, and refused to obey police orders to stop his grisly meal.
The bizarre shooting happened shortly after 2 p.m., when police responded to a 911 call about two naked men fighting on a bike path along the Causeway, which was packed with traffic on a busy holiday weekend...
...With the attacker dead, lying nude on the pavement, officers and paramedics were able to get to his victim and rush him to Jackson Memorial Hospital. Police sources say the man had virtually no face and was unrecognizable.

― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 27 May 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)

Police: Hackensack man stabbed himself and threw intestines at officers
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Last updated: Tuesday May 29, 2012, 7:36 PM
BY MARLENE NAANES
NorthJersey.com
Staff Writer
HACKENSACK — A man who stabbed himself repeatedly in front of police — and then threw his skin and intestines at them — remains in critical condition Tuesday morning, police said.
Police said they got a call at 10 p.m. Sunday from someone saying Wayne Carter, 43, had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.
When police officers arrived at the Clay Street home, they kicked in a door to his room, which had been blocked with furniture, said Lt. John Heinemann.
Carter was in the corner of the room with a knife in his hand, and he stood up, he yelled at police while stabbing himself all over his body. Officers noticed that his intestines were protruding from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said. Carter allegedly threw some of his skin and intestines at officers as they tried to enter the room, Heinemann said.
The officers ordered him to drop the 12-inch kitchen knife, but he didn’t. Carter is accused of swinging the knife at officers, police said. The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect.
The officers retreated and called the Bergen County SWAT Team, which helped subdue Carter so he could be taken to Hackensack University Medical Center.
He underwent emergency surgery, and remained in critical condition Tuesday. Carter had a history of disorderly conduct and resisting arrest and has been taken to the hospital for psychiatric reasons in the past, Heinemann said.

― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:49 (thirteen years ago)

Oh god it's already up here??? That was quick

― Evan, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 05:35 (thirteen years ago)

Woman killed infant, ate part of brain, police say
May. 30, 2012 09:32 AM
Associated Press
SAN ANTONIO -- San Antonio police say a woman accused of beheading her 3-week-old infant son used a knife and two swords in the attack and ate some of the child's body parts.
San Antonio Police Chief William McManus told reporters Monday that Otty Sanchez's attack on her son, Scott Wesley Buchholtz-Sanchez, was "too heinous" to fully discuss.
But he says Sanchez ate part of the newborn's brain and bit off three of his toes before stabbing herself twice.
Police say the 33-year-old Sanchez told officers who were called to her house early Sunday that she killed her son at the devil's request.
Sanchez is charged with capital murder and is being held on $1 million bail. She is recovering from her wounds at a hospital.

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 31 May 2012 00:08 (thirteen years ago)

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― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)

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― spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Thursday, 31 May 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

three years pass...

‏@NickPinkerton
Can we come together and agree not to see Pride and Prejudice and Zombies? Not one paying customer. The first shut-out in multiplex history.

― we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 January 2016 18:09 (nine years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI1JGPhYBS8

looks like shit

― Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 22:48 (four years ago)

Seriously.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 00:41 (four years ago)

yeah already hate this

wow that's Tig Notaro

― Diggin Holes (Ste), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 09:45 (four years ago)

Tig Notaro is CGI'd in! The role was originally played by alleged child-abuser Chris D'Elia. I wish this thing looked better in any other regard, because she looks bad-ass like a motherfucker.

― peace, man, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 11:29 (four years ago)

I'm in.

― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 11:37 (four years ago)

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