RFI: Antiaphrodisiacs

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So does anyone have any recommendations for a reliable way to kill your sex drive? Lately I couldn't pull even if I offered a finder's fee, and it's a bloody nuisance to be distracted by sexual longings when I'm trying to get some work done.

(NB: I'm sort of serious here.)

― wouldn'tYOUlike2know, Sunday, 5 January 2003 05:41 (twenty-three years ago)

depression really works wonders...

though i've heard that some anti-depressants like prozac also have this as a side-effect.

i searched for one for ages, fruitlessly, when i was younger.

― kate, Sunday, 5 January 2003 05:57 (twenty-three years ago)

i wank.

― anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, 5 January 2003 06:53 (twenty-three years ago)

wanking only makes me want more sex. it's terrible. the less i wank, the less i want sex. maybe that's a girl thing, maybe our hormones work differently. can't actually remember the last time i wanked. aren't you all glad you know that?

― kate, Sunday, 5 January 2003 07:01 (twenty-three years ago)

My picture is on my profile here, if that's any help.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 5 January 2003 11:54 (twenty-three years ago)

Eat a very low-protein diet. Saw palmetto is reputed to reduce testosterone levels. Gut-wrenching, cold sweat-inducing fear is a primo antiaphrodisiac.

Actually, anything that races your adrenal glands will do the trick, becausee once your body has shot its reserves of adrenaline, it will cannibalize its testosterone to get the raw materials to make more adrenaline. This is because a powerful sex drive is not usually very functional when your immediate survival seems to be at stake.

Of course, all these strategies will reduce your energy for getting your other work done.

― Aimless, Sunday, 5 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-three years ago)

Watch The Sorrow and the Pity or whenever you start to feel randy. This will f*ck you up for life, but will achieve your short-term objective

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Sunday, 5 January 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

should say "The Sorrow and the Pity or Hotel Terminus"

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Sunday, 5 January 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, Paxil does the trick, but it depends on the dose. 20mgs a day made it impossible for me to achieve orgasm, 10mgs left me the same randy gent I always was.

Have you thought about purchasing a chastity belt?

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 5 January 2003 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

ether

― dz, Sunday, 5 January 2003 22:00 (twenty-three years ago)

very VERY strong skunk did it for me yesterday, sadly, as it had the complete opposite effect on my new girlfriend who I'm sure was left very disappointed.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 5 January 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

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