Pro Evolution Soccer 2: Classic or Dud?

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In response to Redeye's column in this month's EDGE which has the basic argument that the computer industry has two overdriving premises: companies want money, people want authenticity/reality. Thus why, he says, EA have focussed on the Franchise (ie the Real Names) to help optimise profits and how it has gained market supremacy AND now he sees for the first time ever Pro Ev (the 'thinking man's' blah) has outsold Pro Ev (pound-for-pound ie released for one week only on one format) so he says that Konami will rest on iterations now: Pro Ev 2 = Pro Ev 1. Why does he come to this conclusion? Because they've gained the market and in past the company with the market has rested its laurels and tried to retain them: he forgets that Konami have gained the mantel through innovation and creation of The Game. Which doesn't necessarily mean they'll maintain this Revolution (ie see ISS Snes -> ISS PS1 -> Pro Ev) and settle for (haha you lucky Redeye bastard) the (watch out, pun) Evolution.

― dwh (dwh), Sunday, 5 January 2003 19:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Pornolised:

"In response to Redeye's column in this month's EDGE which has the cuntlapping basic argument that the computer industry has two overdriving unclefucks: companies want money, people want authenticity/reality. Thus why, he smacks, EA have smooched on the deep throating Franchise (ie the Real "Mistress Anal" Names) to help optimise titty fucks and how it has gained market supremacy AND now he sees for the sex fighting first time ever Pro "Dildo" Ev (the 'thinking man's' blah) has outsold Pro "Pimp Mastah" Ev (pound-for-pound ie unclefucked for one week only on one format) so he thrusts that Konami will rest on iterations now: Pro "Nobgoblin" Ev 2 = Pro "Spunksupper" Ev 1. Why does he come to titty fucks conclusion? Because they've gained the gangbanging market and in past the dripping company with the blowing market has cuntlapped its laurels and tried to retain them: he titty fucks that Konami have fistfucked the mantel through innovation and creation of The "Cockboy" Game. Which doesn't necessarily mean they'll maintain fingerfucks Revolution (ie see ISS Motherfucks -> ISS PS1 -> Pro "Jerkoff" Ev) and settle for (haha you lucky Redeye bastard) the (watch out, pun) Evolution."

― dwh (dwh), Sunday, 5 January 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Where is cabbage when you need him?

― dwh (dwh), Sunday, 5 January 2003 21:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, note: zemko.

― dwh (dwh), Sunday, 5 January 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh man r u all gay.

― dwh (dwh), Sunday, 5 January 2003 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Go back to t*t*lg*m*es.net, dude!

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 6 January 2003 00:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The pornolised version is capitulating but wonderful.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 6 January 2003 00:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't want to optimise any titty fucks.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 6 January 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't let go u hav a rite to lose controoolll

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 6 January 2003 00:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's turn this into a thread about Alfred Hitchcock's movie, Rebecca. I don't think it was all that satisfying despite numerous good things within.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 6 January 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

Two obnoxious twats, one thread.

"Now that is bad behaviour!"

Have you noticed the banners at the side of the games too, Ronan, some of them are amazing:

"Show us MIRACLE"

― Cozen (Cozen), Friday, 25 April 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

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