Men who fake it

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I heard on Jay Leno that a study has shown 1 in 4 men fake orgasms. Is this true? Who here fakes it?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Ahh, yes, the things you can do with an eyedropper.

― Curtis Stephens, Tuesday, 7 January 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I like the idea of people sneaking packets of salad dressing into the bedroom to fake erupting body fluids.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I've had enough already and just wanna get some sleep.

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

is what those 1 in 4 men should say.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 05:17 (twenty-two years ago)

A male need not demonstrate 'erupting bodily fluids' to have an orgasm, believe me. And as a result faking can happen.

― Entity, Tuesday, 7 January 2003 05:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, you know, you can fake quality much easier than quantity...

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

also, if condoms are involved, it's far, far easier to fake it.

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 07:51 (twenty-two years ago)

So you fake it, Matos?

― OCP (OCP), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 11:13 (twenty-two years ago)

if you use a c*nd*m you pretty much HAVE to fake it

― dave q, Tuesday, 7 January 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

It wasn't so long ago that men faking orgasms was a lame punchline. Then I heard some comedian try it again and the audience was like 'Hang on - I think that's a recognised phenomenon' and the comedian was sad.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 12:24 (twenty-two years ago)

best heckle ever!!

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I have done it in the past. For the same reasons as girls do it, I'm sure, although I guess it must seem even more of a diss if the guy can't come. I don't think I'd do it any more - I'm almost 29, I can use age and decrepitude as an excuse for lack of performance :)

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 7 January 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

four months pass...

i used to do it all the time
infact i never had a proper orgasm before i was 27...
i would just ejaculate and apart from the physical sensation of passing liquid i would have no real sense of completion.

then suddenly it all came together [like a Thor's thunderclap] in 1998.

― arthur woodlouse (arthur woodlouse), Thursday, 15 May 2003 12:46 (twenty-two years ago)

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