Give me your failed business name proposals

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In the past 3 or 4 years, I've been unable to come up with one decent name for a web site that was not already taken. Someone recently suggested "asspenisonline.com" which is still available, but it's really not what I'm looking for.

I give up on originality. Sell me your registered domains if you're not using them. I will pay top dollar! ($30) And also shoot any names at me that you think beat asspenisonline.com.

I sure would appreciate it.

― Scaredy Cat, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 02:09 (twenty-three years ago)

aren't they coming up with new domains all the time now? .com is BO-ring!!

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 02:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I beg to differ.... .com's are the only thing most people will remember. If I tell a dozen middle-agers to check out my web site (even by sending a link via email) chances are if they happen to remember the name of my site (which is unlikely), they'll say, "OH, RIGHT! ASSPENISONLINE.COM!" (for example)... If my site is actually asspenisonline.biz, I'm screwed. Half of them will figure they got it wrong, half of them might try .org, three might try .net and the last guy might try .tv.

I think .com is like 212 or 718 area codes in NY. Nobody wants to be bothered with the 646's.

Maybe I'm wrong, but .com is the only thing I'll consider, as much as I do hate the sound of it. Anything else kind of sounds like "oh you couldn't get a REAL name" or something.

― Scaredy Cat, Wednesday, 8 January 2003 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I wonder if icouldntgetarealname.com is taken...

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 02:47 (twenty-three years ago)

all i'm saying is that you might consider some better name with another domain.

imo, if your site is asspenisonline.anything, you're screwed ;-)

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 02:58 (twenty-three years ago)

alldomainstaken.com seems to be empty,

nodomainsleft.com is a page where someone's selling it for $288 haha

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 03:01 (twenty-three years ago)

mydomainwastaken.com
gooddomainsrgone.com

SHIZZY.com <------ sure shot

― ron (ron), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

asspenisonline.com has a pretty good ring to it

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 03:05 (twenty-three years ago)

If I actually want to call somebody in 646 I will call them there, Scaredy Cat - the same might apply here?

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 03:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Has Tyrannosaurs Sex ever been used for anything? I just came up with that.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 20:40 (twenty-three years ago)

www.hookersandblowdeliveredrighttoyourdoor.com

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 20:54 (twenty-three years ago)

They Might be Cockfarmers!

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 20:56 (twenty-three years ago)

www.dearlivingchristinheavenWHYisthatchimpfuckinganoctopus.com

We sell t-shirts.

― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Wednesday, 8 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-three years ago)

e-turd. *Log*-on (chortle) to the site and choose a piece of shit to send through the post to a hated-one. Choose from cat turd, dog turd, pigshit, cowpat or human stool. Specially packaged under pressure to splatter over recipient on opening.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Thursday, 9 January 2003 12:44 (twenty-three years ago)

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