Make a bold claim.

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(It doesn't matter if it's true.)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I am the sex god.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

claim

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)

From here forward, this thread will never be the same again!

― Aimless, Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:53 (twenty-two years ago)

im stoopid.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:54 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread will culminate with Momus, Tom, Mark S and a returning Ethan bickering over who is the greatest Tuvan Throat Singer Of All Time.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

You are all my soul mates.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Anthony's lost socks can be found somewhere in Ned's hair.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Soylent green is made of people! IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I got more sox than diamond rings

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I wrote the Great Gatsby.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:02 (twenty-two years ago)

you have all been Neducated

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I am Ned!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

In a way, this thread has been done before. It was the make a contraversial claim thread. Bold vs. Contraversial... hmmm...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Contraversial is an actual word.

(Sorry Sarah)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)

(And anyway 'bold' opens the door for wanton fabrication and surrealistic idiocy in a way that 'controversial' never could!)

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

lets murder vivaldi

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I invented speech.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

i invented the internet!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:11 (twenty-two years ago)

ILXors, I am your father!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

I am Ned!

I think you're misquoting.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I invented the remix.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't start the fire, it's always been burning since the world's been turning.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I-I-II in/invvvuvuvuvente----ed the the the the reMIX!
Break it down!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I aspire to Grice's conversational maxims.

― felicity (felicity), Thursday, 9 January 2003 19:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Grice has a subscription to Maxim.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

(That was really lame, sorry. I just didn't want this thread to die yet.)

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

I am not going to drink any alcohol for the next seven weeks.

― Tom Millar (Millar), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

The men of ILX are my love slaves.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I have 17 Searle conditions.

― felicity (felicity), Friday, 10 January 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

i would easily beat ally in a celebrity ass match

― minna (minna), Friday, 10 January 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I have 17 Searle conditions.

i think they have medicated creams for that sort of thing ;-)

― ron (ron), Friday, 10 January 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Everyone must worship all things canonical.

― Leee (Leee), Friday, 10 January 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I am smarter than Mark Sinker and Marcello Carlin COMBINED.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Friday, 10 January 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I am stronger than MENSA.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 January 2003 10:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i fought the law and got a batton in the nuts

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 10 January 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I shot the sherrif, but I did not shoot the deputy

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 January 2003 11:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 10 January 2003 12:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I am Robert Mitchum.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 10 January 2003 13:00 (twenty-two years ago)

i am kirok!

― gareth (gareth), Friday, 10 January 2003 13:03 (twenty-two years ago)

EVERYTHING MATTERS!!!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I keep planets in orbit.

― fractal (fractal), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I just bought the best eye dark circle concealer in the world.

― nellie (minna), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I just made the biggest corn circle in the world.

― MarkH (MarkH), Friday, 10 January 2003 15:00 (twenty-two years ago)

The semi-colon is a fascist implement.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 10 January 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

the lower colon is a fascist implement

― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 10 January 2003 15:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I am a hard worker, god damn it!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I am going to fail more exams than any of you in the next 10 days.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I can remove my arms and put the left on one the right side, and the right one on the left side.

― A Nairn (moretap), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I can see right through my computer and into yours. I can see you sitting there right now, oh yes I can.

― C J (C J), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

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the letters of fast food giant KFC stand for Kingstonian Football Club.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:59 (twenty-one years ago)

sometimes i doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

The largest lake in Scotland is the lake of menteith

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

For my sausages, i created the hot dog bun. Until that time, there was darkness.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:03 (twenty-one years ago)

KC and the Sunshine Band are the new Beatles.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Suge Knight is really a 5-foot tall white computer science student from Burbank.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Fox hunting is NOT ridiculous.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Cock farming is NOT ridiculous.

― ken c, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Paris Hilton is only slightly ridiculous.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Taco Bell makes authentic mexican food.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:16 (twenty-one years ago)

CLAIM

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum plays well with other children.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Fox hunting is way more ridiculous than most very very very old traditions

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Fox hunting reduces chances of penis erectile disfunction by nearly 40%.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum is not an attention-seeking little turd.

Calum is not Michael Moore.

Calum is not Paris Hilton.

Calum is not ridiculous.

Calum is a closet fox hunter.

Nobody invented Calum. He's just....always been there.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum is not a closet tiger-slapper.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Michael Jackson's Invincible is the most important album of the past 50 years.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Shakira is the spokesperson for our generation, and generations to come.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Prior to 1958, the strip of road between Belisha beacons was painted with spots and they were known as leopard crossings.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum is the spokesperson for our generation, and generations to come

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 13:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I got the highest ever recorded mark in my ringmaster exams, but turned down a career in the circus on account of the low wages.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Calvin and Hobbes porn stories are hot.

― sucka (sucka), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Mark, was your poss circus career likely to involve slapping Bengal tigers?

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I taught J-Lo how to dance.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I told J-Lo her bum didn't look big in that.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

I told Shane Warne his bum wouldn't look big anymore if he had one of these....

I taught Shane all I know about spin bowling.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I suggested to Mrs Warne that she call her son Shane.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum taught Fred Nerk all he knows about spin bowling.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Shakira beaconed all the Belisha out of Nerk tigers.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Bold contains both washing powder AND fabric softner and hence does both jobs but is cheaper than buying them seperate.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Deth involves mad sexing.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Shakira suggested using stitched leather balls for playing cricket in place of the cooking apples which had been used previously.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Shane Warbe is the spokesperson for our generation, and generations to come.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Shane Warne is the spokesperson for our generation, and generations to come.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I came up with names for the Three Wise Men; Melchior, Balthazar and Caspar, by pulling letters at random from my Scrabble set.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

All Scandanavian men are named either Steve, Sven or Warren

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

If it wasnt for me, all of NYC would still be without electricity.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago)

All Scandinavian women sound just like Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Delta Burke is just big boned.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Delta Goodrem lives in my fridge.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 14:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I like Pez.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

four years pass...

Pretty sure I could pull Kate Nash without needing to resort to such crudities.

-- Dom Passantino, Monday, December 17, 2007 11:44 AM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 17 December 2007 11:48 (seventeen years ago)

Challenge for 2008

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 December 2007 11:52 (seventeen years ago)

i am the magnificent give it to me give it to me give it to me give it to me give it to me give it to me the music maker.

― CharlieNo4, Monday, 17 December 2007 14:19 (seventeen years ago)

George Bush doesn't care about black people.

― B.L.A.M., Monday, 17 December 2007 15:15 (seventeen years ago)

within a week I will start the first thread that will induct members to the ILX Hall of Fame. Stay tuned!

-- Dom Passantino, 17 December 2007 15:17 (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― darraghmac, Monday, 17 December 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

Oh ye of little faith

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 December 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

it's mine!
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― not_goodwin, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

That's the way I like it, baby. I don't wanna live forever.

― kenan, Monday, 17 December 2007 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

I will complete my christmarse shopping today.

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 17 December 2007 22:53 (seventeen years ago)

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