I JUST GOT HATE MAIL FROM RON TRAINO!

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He's very offended by Nicole and I! Over something we said a year ago +! BLIMEY! Also, he doesn't like Three's Company anymore. Thoughts?

(Apologies to those of you who aren't the old skool AMA group)

― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Ooh, I'm so glad my address isn't anywhere on the interweb...unless Ally sold me out so that he would let her live! ;-)

Isn't he supposed to be hardcore into Catholicism now anyway? If so, why is he googling himself? Doesn't really go with humility, sin of pride, etc...

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

who is this ron traino person?

i just want to know because traino is such a cool name

― sand.y, Friday, 10 January 2003 03:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Enlightenment can be found here.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Here's an excerpt of one of my favorite posts of his:

"I enjoyed Spiceworld immensely. I went to see that movie 7 times,
and I intend to buy the video as soon as it comes out. It is such an
exciting tale of 5 Girls, 5 lives, one story, as old as time itself, yet as new as freshly cut grass (and that's fresh)."

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 10 January 2003 03:48 (twenty-three years ago)

You know, the sad part is I feel slightly dissed because I am not even good enough to send hate mail to! And I wanted to know his thoughts on Three's Company. Le sigh.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 10 January 2003 04:03 (twenty-three years ago)

he's right about spice world, so maybe i shd check out hardcore catholicism

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 10 January 2003 10:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I think you should, because the Catholic religiion is as old as time itself, yet as new as freshly cut grass (and that's fresh).

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 10 January 2003 11:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I never had any contact with Ron Traino :(

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 10 January 2003 11:33 (twenty-three years ago)

You never posted on alt.music.spice-girls though, did you?

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 10 January 2003 13:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes I did! I got flamed for using the word "inchoate" and left ashamed.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 10 January 2003 13:30 (twenty-three years ago)

ALLY PLEASE POST THE HATE MAIL NOW!

― doom-e, Friday, 10 January 2003 13:33 (twenty-three years ago)

This is a very funny thread.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 10 January 2003 13:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Ron Traino (JR!) is really depressing. Maybe I'm in the wrong mood.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 10 January 2003 13:39 (twenty-three years ago)

This kind of thing might be why I can't quite LOVE pop music- what if someone really takes the lyrics to heart? Not quite the same w/the Fall or something.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 10 January 2003 13:42 (twenty-three years ago)

What! My wife and I have built our marriage around Mark E. Smith lyrics and have never been happier-uh

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:03 (twenty-three years ago)

are you still doing what you were doing three years ago, john?

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:06 (twenty-three years ago)

we've got everything we want, except for mo-hu-hu-hu-nee!

obTraino the songs that he himself has written are here.

― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:10 (twenty-three years ago)

John those are the SADDEST bits... I meant, take Fall lyrics to heart all you want, they don't apply to much outside of themselves. Spice Girls etc lyrics do, or seem to. Oh and don't make a career of it, etc.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:13 (twenty-three years ago)

No bulbs in J0hn's flat.

― Tim (Tim), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:14 (twenty-three years ago)

No xmas for J0hn D!

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:37 (twenty-three years ago)

The John D dream of a casino soul!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Friday, 10 January 2003 14:41 (twenty-three years ago)

All this abuse of a poor struggling musician and his wife somewhere in the heartland. YOU PEOPLE ARE CRUEL.

As for Ron -- HAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I want K*t M*rco to write me for a laugh.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Her glowing eyes continue to haunt you, don't they?

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Getting hate mail from Heather the Garbage Fan would be more impressive.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm always haunted by her presence, dear. Heather, meanwhile, never directly got into a squabble with me that I can remember, so the impact would be more quizzical.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:17 (twenty-three years ago)

I just remember the Heather/Ally throwdown, to be honest.

― Nicole (Nicole), Friday, 10 January 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Because that was our only interaction with Heather, most likely...

Excerpt from Ron's email:

"I know you must know this already, but I'll inform you just in case you don't: masturbation is seriously against my religion. It is a mortal sin."

Also, he signs off "Yours In Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ" and at one point says "What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?" It's like the greatest letter of all time.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 13 January 2003 06:02 (twenty-three years ago)

ally - i'm so chuffed that you have decided to share the wisdom of ron traino but i am pleading - MORE MORE MORE!!

― doom-e, Monday, 13 January 2003 12:15 (twenty-three years ago)

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