White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.
Baby conceived naturally.... Scientists stumped.
Authentic year 2000 "Chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. .
Castro finally dies at age 112
Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesday only.
35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
Congress authorizes direct deposit of illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.
Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman. IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%
― C J (C J), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:12 (twenty-two years ago)
Israel Demands US Withdrawal From Ukraine
Throckmorton Device Nears Completion
Last Frenchman Found
Pope Launches Crusade Against Sweden
― DV (dirtyvicar), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Bryan (Bryan), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― James Ball (James Ball), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― kate, Friday, 10 January 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:41 (twenty-two years ago)
In Weather: The high today will be 120, so don't go outside whatsoever, unless you want to live to see tomorrow.
Editorials: Looking Back on the "True American Ideals Movement" and Their Massacre of Leftists (aka the "Liberal Genocide") of 2006-2011
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 January 2003 17:51 (twenty-two years ago)
Rogue Pokemon Pets Pillage Pennsylvania
― cprek, Friday, 10 January 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)
I found it difficult not to read that as 'Rogue Pokemon Pets Pillage, Pennsylvania'
― RJG (RJG), Friday, 10 January 2003 18:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― cprek, Friday, 10 January 2003 19:07 (twenty-two years ago)
ASYLUM SEEKER SPOTTED NEAR SITE OF NUCLEAR MELTDOWN
- Wearing 'coat'- Eating 'Food'- CAN WE TRUST OUR NATION'S SECURITY?
― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Friday, 10 January 2003 19:20 (twenty-two years ago)
― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 10 January 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Friday, 10 January 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Friday, 10 January 2003 22:18 (twenty-two years ago)
or
Universe turned inside out, all those who's organs are now outside of their body issued synthetic skin.
― David Allen, Friday, 10 January 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― Curtis Stephens, Friday, 10 January 2003 23:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Friday, 10 January 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)
YOU COULDN'T MAKE IT UP.
Now his UNTIDY CORPSE LITTERS the clean wasteland outside our fair city. HOW MUCH LONGER do we have to put up with these SO-CALLED asylum seekers - who, one step away from death, could NOT BE EXPECTED to do a days work in any case - FLINGING their DIRTY SHELLS at our clean dome? THE SUN SAYS - GET OUT THE DEATH RAYS, BUSH!! It's time the President Of Britain lived up to his name!
― Al Ewing (Al Ewing), Saturday, 11 January 2003 00:51 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tom Millar (Millar), Saturday, 11 January 2003 01:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Chris Barrus (xibalba), Saturday, 11 January 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― brainliner (brainliner), Saturday, 11 January 2003 01:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 11 January 2003 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)
The last engineer in Britain loses his job screwing on the tops on toothpaste tubes.
Middle East oil runs out, Arabs return to flogging camels and smoking hashish. No one is really interested anymore and it gets an 30 second slot at the end of the news.
Romeo Beckham aged 35 in his last match for England scores the winner in the World Cup Final. Father, Sir David Beckham is reported as being 'Dead chuffed.'
The French Wall is finally completed, designed to keep the French in. May 1st, the day of completion, becomes a World holiday.
― C J (C J), Saturday, 11 January 2003 09:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 11 January 2003 11:22 (twenty-two years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 11 January 2003 12:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― C J (C J), Saturday, 11 January 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Sunday, 12 January 2003 04:48 (twenty-two years ago)
Thank you thank you thank you for that link, I hadn't seen that site before and it's wonderful -- you're not the guy from the band/musical act Xibalba, are you?
― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Sunday, 12 January 2003 15:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 12 January 2003 15:24 (twenty-two years ago)
Why Chris, have you been up to solo mischief? (John: Chris is a good friend of mine and a musician but I think just has the name because it is cool and he likes them Central American gods -- I'll ask him later today if he doesn't read this beforehand!)
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 January 2003 15:28 (twenty-two years ago)
‘90 Day Fiancé’ star retires from selling farts after heart attack scare
― calzino, Tuesday, 4 January 2022 21:06 (three years ago)