Bless You!

I can't say bad things about the future without knocking on wood, either, and I'm hardly an oak-worshipping druid, neither!

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Ha ha, I just did this.

I used to go out of my way to say Gesundheit. Lately, I've been trying to use Bless You for old ladies and such. This weekend I accidentally Blessed a friend's kid who they are trying to raise secular.

Hahahaha, I say 'bless you' to everything – sneezes, coughs, belches, farts, hiccups, etc. It was a great routine me and my roomie had. I'd say 'bless you' after one of his drunken belches, and he'd say, "Quit pushing your religion on me!" Every time. Little things like that make like so reassuring.

I think people are overly literal about this? Maybe? I mean, I say 'pardon me' after I sneeze, and it is not like I am asking a governor to prematurely end me prison sentence! (NB I am not in prison.)

I suppose that's a nice way of thinking about it, Abbott. I mean, it's not a *bad* thing to be blessed. Can there be a secular blessing? Or non-denominational blessing?

I mean, it's a pleasant enough intention.

I like a little bit of religion in my life every now and again

fuck you for sneezing.

Now that would be an idea. I could really do with a shag.

In my mind, any old person, 'lijis or not, can bless any old fool they want for any reason! By saying 'bless you,' that is, as long as it's like a muttered reflex. Though it is ALSO fun if someone sneezes, telling them "BLESS YOU my son."

(Cue discussion of the conditioned/involuntary reflex similarities between orgasms and sneezes.)

My brother and I started saying 'thank you' to each other after sneezing though. Minor sibling in-joke!

You know what? I have never thought orgasms and sneezes were similar, and I have never understood the oft-made comparison. Would somebody care to explain?

sorry i think it is pretty retarded to have a problem with saying "bless you"

They are both reflexive reactions to stimuli which have both voluntary and involuntary aspects to them.

And you say "Bless you" after them

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See I always thought people meant a sneeze FEELS like an orgasm. And before I ever had an orgasm, this lead me to wonder what the big deal was supposed to be.

Ha ha ha, OK, that would be funny. It's a reflex you can try to trigger (albeit through snuff or rampant rabbits, respectively) but you can't just decide at a moment's notice "I am going to sneeze/orgasm." (Though wouldn't it be fairly great if you could.)

I am now trying to imagine what life would be like if there were some OTC thing along the lines of hormonal snuff that could just trigger an orgasm on demand.

So rampant rabbits causing an orgasm-like reflex are what makes 'killing a rabbit' a birth control test. All is clear.

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i just lol'd, morer or lesser involuntarily at that.

someone please bless me.

K8 I think your product is viable only if it creates dry, flaccid orgasms for men.

Some people are allergic to rabbits, it's true

This product would not be available for men. Their orgasms are too messy.

And the rabbit in the tests never actually DIED in the rabbit tests. It had some kind of hormonal visible pregnancy reaction. I'm going to have to google exactly the whole origin of the urban myth.

i'm the dryest, most flaccid man around. in fact, i'm like jesus on reverse-vivarin.

Oh man good, I defs do not want to see a Skinny Puppy video about pregnancy tests.

"Dry, flaccid orgasms: the best kind." – Dr. Jarvik

Wait, I'm wrong! Oh noes! The rabbits did die, becuase they had to kill them to get the ovaries out to see the reaction! How awful!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_Test

(But the rabbit dying was not the signal of pregnancy. All the rabbits died. Poor rabbits.)

I'd like to think that naming the vibrator a rampant rabbit was a tribute to all those poor dead rabbits from before the days of chemical testing. :-(

"They were at it like rabbits"

"What, you mean dying?"

How did we get from sneezing to dead rabbits? I fear this may be all my fault. I'm going to go record shopping or something.