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Our much vaunted reconstruction at work is almost finished. I will be moving from the basement within two weeks back to the sunshiny encloses of the ground floor. So I go up to check construction is going kosher and I discover I HAVE THE BIGGEST DESK! It's not just any desk, it is uber-desk. It's the size of three cubicles! It's like a comedy desk, it's so large. I have the biggest desk at my company! Woo hoo! Anyone care to comment on my triumph? Probably not but I felt like sharing anyhow.

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A gilded cage. They want your soul.

― dave q, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If you want to shag the fat postroom guy it will be invaluable. I'm comfortable with the size of my desk. It's what I do with it that matters.

― Ronan Fitzgerald, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We don't have a mailroom. The receptionist sorts the mail, and sometimes me and Manon do it.

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm sorry, I presumed too much.

― Ronan Fitzgerald, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wield it as a totem of power and strike terror into others. Alternately, use it to hide snacks and CDs in, assuming you can lock the drawers.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We don't have mailguys because my company doesn't like to hire men in low positions. They only like to hire girls so they can look at their asses all day.

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes its a great self esteem boost to have all the girls in low positions looking at the mens asses.

― Ronan Fitzgerald, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why? If there were girls in high positions would they stop the men from looking at their own asses?

― Barry, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, cos then the women can fire them.

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We as we all know youve got plenty of ass to see. Maybe that s why the big desk. They want to see you bend over it allot.

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Quite frankly, that wouldn't surprise me, after I was tricked by the IT guys to bend over a lot at the wedding party.

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe they were lik " If we are eveer to get it on with Ally we better make sure her desk is big enough to bone on!"

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, now. What do you think this is, 9 to 5?

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What a way to make a living!

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am Dolly Parton.

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not unless you've got her kind of wigs. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I liked the bit where the men get fired for looking at their own asses

― mark s, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That part DID totally rule.

― Kim, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that never happened

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Newsflash! I am also getting a black phone instead of the standard white phone because I like black! I wanna work for the IT guy but then I'd lose my cartoon desk.

― Ally, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I like black" Ally 2001

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love you, Mike.

― Ally, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one year passes...

http://bitchcakes.topcities.com/nyc/desk.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:22 (twenty-two years ago)

COMICALLY large, yes

― M Matos (M Matos), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

You haven't even seen it in person.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

why can't i get a desk that large? i have a shitty little desk in a shitty little windowless office! i got a JD for this?

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not normally that empty, that was when I first moved into the desk. If a bomb comes, I can hide under it for years!

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

oh and i thought it was because you are so efficient and organized and get yer work done in a timely manner ...

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I have like photos and shit all over my desk now and also Jim Kelly.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

if you said that you had scott norwood on yer desk, then that would be really impressive!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not as big as the service counter I stand behind at the coffee shop where I work. So you lose, Ally!

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd fuck that Scott Norwood up good, goddamned piece of crap kicker ain't worth shit, ugh.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:42 (twenty-two years ago)

we must do a giants stadium FAP when the jets beat ... um, play ... the bills!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I'M THERE. Do you have tix??? When is it, just so I can start hunting scalpers now.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:44 (twenty-two years ago)

october 12.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

they play in buffalo on december 7th.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Just looked at the picture again ... What's in the shopping bag?

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, unless you're offering to drive to Buffalo, I cannot make that one...but seriously, I wanna go. I haven't been in about two, maybe three years?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, should I admit where that shopping bag is from? It's from Starbucks, we had about 10 drinks and they gave me that to tote the fraps back.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:49 (twenty-two years ago)

i've never seen an NFL game at giant's stadium. rutgers football used to play there and i saw some of their games, but no pro football. the only pro game i've ever seen is an eagles game at the Vet back in 1982 when i was a kid.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow! It's great fun, especially if you are rooting for the other team. I've actually had someone yell at me "Nice ass, traitor bitch!" there. I've gotten into arguments there, but never such that I was frightened. Other people have been frightened there. It's worse at Giants games.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Starbucks = the epitome of all evil in the world. You shouldn't have admitted it.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

You asked though! I cannot lie.

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:53 (twenty-two years ago)

eagles fans are not nice to people who root for the other team at the Vet. i had college friends who were big-time giants fans who would drive down to Philly just so that they could talk shit about the eagles or eagles fans and start fights.

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, how many purses do you normally bring to work? I count two.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Eagles fans are the absolute worst. They're horrible to their own team, what hope does the other team have? Oh my god. That is a situation where I've been quite freaked out, I went to a Giants-Eagles game and one of the people I was with almost got into a fist fight over this.

Actually this happens a lot at Giants Stadium, don't we have anything better to do? I've never seen this happen at Yankees Stadium.

HAaha jewelly, you should see the shoes under my desk...sometimes I might need to change up my look, ya know?

― Ally (mlescaut), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Maybe one purse is just stuffed with all the cash your going to blow at Starbucks, and the other is for everything else?

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Change up your look? But both purses are black!

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 9 August 2003 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

damn right -- i remember listening to the WIP (Philly's version of the FAN) when the jets hired richie kotite about 8 years ago. they were absolutely brutal to the guy! i mean, he sucked as a head coach, but he is a decent and nice person.

the old joke about philly sports fans = "they booed santa claus!" it's true!

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 9 August 2003 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

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