Criterion Collection on DVD. Recommendations please.

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I just love most of the films that Criterion have released (ditto Anchor Bay who do a fantastic job on offbeat cult Euro-cinema titles) but are there any releases that are simply must haves?

Thanks.

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 12 January 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Some of my all-time Criterion faves:

Black Narcissus
Branded to Kill
Brazil
Cries and Whispers
High and Low
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Rebecca
The Red Shoes
Rushmore
Seven Samurai
Shock Corridor
Wages of Fear

Also highly recommended--I haven't seen all of these specifically on Criterion, but they're great (or at least very interesting) movies:

Band of Outsiders
Contempt
Diabolique
Double Suicide
Elements of Fear
The Grand Illusion
The Hidden Fortress
I Know Where I'm Going
K(w)aidan
The Lady Vanishes
Last Temptation of Christ
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Rashomon
The Shop on Main Street
Seventh Seal
Straw Dogs (when it comes out in March)
Time Bandits
The Vanishing (original movie)
Wild Strawberries
Yojimbo

Joe (Joe), Sunday, 12 January 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Sunday, 12 January 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Thanks very much, Joe. Oh, a minute of silence please for when my credit card bill arrives!

Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Sunday, 12 January 2003 22:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Withnail & I

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 12 January 2003 22:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought less of Chasing Amy after seeing the Criterion.

High and Low, one of my favorite s, looks *fantastic*.

gabbneb, Sunday, 12 January 2003 23:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Children of Paradise, goddamnit.

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 12 January 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Even as a huge film buff, it's hard for me to say things are "must haves" simply because I'd really have to want to view something over and over again in order to justify it's purchase. Of course, I live in San Francisco, where you can rent almost any obscure title you're looking for. I've seen more Criterion titles on Laserdisc than DVD (I have a very expensive laserdisc player that isn't even plugged in right now; man did that format die when DVD arrived) and all of them looked terrific. Strangely, not all of those titles made it to DVD; I have their "The Man Who Fell to Earth" on LD (it's gorgeous and loaded with extras), but that title is out on some bargain label now, not Criterion. Anyway, since they always pick interesting titles to release, and do a very nice job transferring them, it's hard to go wrong to at least rent them. Their list price is usualy a few bucks more than standard releases, but I guess it's justified.

Sean (Sean), Sunday, 12 January 2003 23:09 (twenty-two years ago)

L'avventura and Written On the Wind are two of my favorites. In the Mood For Love is great as well. I particularly like the commentary track on L'avventura, so much so that it changed my opinion of the film.

ryan, Monday, 13 January 2003 01:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Beastie Boys Video Collection! With Commentary! 2-disc set!

I keep thinking about picking up the CC version of 'The Rock' because I wonder WTF every time I see it and my curiosity just keeps growing and growing.

Also: Tokyo Drifter. Fucking GREBT or whatever the kids are saying these days. I wish CC would go back and do all of Wong Kar Wai's flicks. And some anime, too.

Tom Millar (Millar), Monday, 13 January 2003 01:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"Passion of Joan of Arc" though I haven't checked out the extras yet.

Leee (Leee), Monday, 13 January 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I often get DVDs because of the touted "bonus features" but don't end up watching them. Screen tests are always fun to watch, and occasionally there are good documentaries. More often that not the scholarly or directors' commentary is dull. The commentary on The Passion of Joan of Arc is excellent however. It's also the most impressive disc from a restoration standpoint.

I'd also recommend the new Trouble in Paradise Criterion DVD as it is not only a wonderful film, but an additional Lubitsch film (a silent one) is tacked on. Likewise Under the Roofs of Paris: a great film, and the DVD also includes René Clair's Paris qui dort. Really it depends what your tastes are. My favorite Criterion is the Dreyer box set, but I understand many people would find his later films too slow, or what have you.

If you see the three Jacques Tati Criterions, snatch them up. They are not only wonderfully films and nice DVDs (all with additional short Tati films), but they are now '"rare," having recently gone out of print.

Also, be on the lookout for a 2-DVD set of films by Stan Brakhage, coming out in February I believe.

Amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 13 January 2003 03:11 (twenty-two years ago)

8 1/2 is off the fucking chain. Get it just for the new print.

jm (jtm), Monday, 13 January 2003 05:06 (twenty-two years ago)

If I had the money I would buy everything from the Criterion Collection. Nearly all of it is listed on my poor Amazong wishlist anyway.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 13 January 2003 05:08 (twenty-two years ago)

I really want the new release of Down By Law but it's really f'in expensive.

Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 13 January 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Seconding Ally's recommendation for Children Of Paradise, complete with the "goddamnit".

Also love Sullivan's Travels, Hidden Fortress, Le Trou, Le Million and Vagabond. I AM PSYCHED to see that they're releasing Band Of Outsiders

Chris Barrus (xibalba), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 00:01 (twenty-two years ago)

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gygax!, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 00:18 (twenty-two years ago)

The three films I most wish Criterion would issue:

1) Kurosawa's "Ikiru"
2) Bunuels's "Exterminating Angel"
3) Powell & Pressburger's "Tales of Hoffman"

and (not that it will ever happen, but...) Peckinpah's "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia".

Joe (Joe), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 00:44 (twenty-two years ago)

and (not that it will ever happen, but...) Peckinpah's "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia".

hmm. why not? I wouldn't be surprised at all if this were Criterion'd.

gabbneb, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 08:20 (twenty-two years ago)

For speculation of furture Criterion releases and other things, see this board.

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

If I had the money I would buy everything from the Criterion Collection.

Pretty much my thought. To my sheer delight, I've been able to find a number of Critierion releases used...at a local outlet of the Wherehouse, no less! (Picked up Black Orpheus there recently.) This is especially important in that the one problem with the company are their ridiculously high prices new -- have they ever offered an explanation as to why? I've seen just as fine discs (mastering, bonus stuff, etc.) from small companies at much cheaper prices.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

have they ever offered an explanation as to why?

Because the expense of licensing the films, obtaining the best available prints, doing digital restoration, etc. is very high. Not to mention hiring someone to do new subtitles as they often do, plus all the bonus materials that come with many of their releases. I think their DVDs look and sound on average much nicer than those from such companies as Fantoma, etc. I think Fantoma tends to license more obscure films, and the costs are lower as a result. Anyway, Criterions aren't really much more expensive than, say, Kino's DVDs, which tend to be mastered poorly by comparison.

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

rififi is ace!

maura (maura), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 19:18 (twenty-two years ago)

nobody has said "Peeping Tom" yet. One audio track features noted film theorist Laura Mulvey!!! I felt like I was back in a Berkeley rhetoric class, yay!

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...
The three films I most wish Criterion would issue:
1) Kurosawa's "Ikiru"
2) Bunuels's "Exterminating Angel"
3) Powell & Pressburger's "Tales of Hoffman"

Believe it or not, Ikiru and Tales of Hoffmann are each set to be released sometime in the next 18 months.

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 14 July 2003 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"8 1/2" and the stellar "By Brakhage".

Jay Vee (Manon_70), Monday, 14 July 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I wanna get that Brakhage but I don't think it's even out in video-hating Quebec yet.

s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 July 2003 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls with a Russ Meyer/Roger Ebert commentary is coming soon!

amateurist (amateurist), Monday, 14 July 2003 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

NO SHIT!!!

s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 July 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

My friend once called Russ Meyer's company to order something. Russ himself answered the phone and talked his ear off for an hour.

s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 14 July 2003 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

the Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas 2discer is terrific. In The Mood For Love is pretty decent, I wish they'd do the same for more of Wong Kar Wai

Millar (Millar), Monday, 14 July 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I actually like Disc 2 of Fear and Loathing more than Disc 1!

Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 14 July 2003 20:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yum, the fact that Criterion has both Sid and Nancy and Roshomon available is making my mouth water!

(*crossing fingers* Now, you know I'm hoping my luck holds and I get the job I'm up for, just so I can say I've a budget to break!)

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 14 July 2003 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls with a Russ Meyer/Roger Ebert commentary is coming soon!

Oh, beyond sweet.

Recheck that catalog again, Nichole -- Sid and Nancy has been OOP for a while. There are a number of DVDs no longer available (the John Woo selections, the original Spinal Tap release)...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 14 July 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, as I won't need to worry about that for a while (money comes first, o'course), I'm not dying.

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 14 July 2003 22:24 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, i love criterion, i have about 40 of em and they are all stellar. it, however, can become addictive.

my faves are
contempt
band of outsiders
hiroshima, mon amour
discreet charm of the Bourgeoisie
george washington
ratcatcher

i am sure there are more i cant think of

todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

i like most of the commentaries, but they can be a bit dry sometimes. it would be nice for someone with sense of humor to talk you through 4 hours of Andrei Rublev. I also wish they would do some Jaques Demy movies.

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

five months pass...
The Rules of the Game is coming! January 20. Two discs. Amazon has it listed already for $27.97. HELL YEAH.

According to the CC discussion board, they might re-release The Seven Samurai as a 2-disc (from better sources), which is both great news and sucky news 'cause I HAVE THE OLD ONE-DISC, DAMMIT.

I really love the Brakhage collection, more than I thought I would (though I might never watch The Act of Seeing... ever again, except to gross people out, which actually I did a few days ago). If you take stills from Dog Star Man, then you have a year's worth of 4AD album covers (and that year would be 1984). According to Brakhage, Eye Myth was made over the course of one year. One year! For a 9 second film! The transfer looks great, but maybe some of the source materials could've been in better shape. I mean, Mothlight had all sorts of crud on the film that they didn't sweep off, like grass, insect parts, etc.! (heh. *grin*)

Ernest P. (ernestp), Friday, 2 January 2004 07:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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dean gulberry (deangulberry), Friday, 2 January 2004 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

The only negative I have on Criterion is the emphasis 'extras' and the extra money charged for them w/ extra-disc sets.

Aside from a few commentaries and making-ofs - especially if it's an in-depth thing, like the Three Colors trilogy - I don't care about extras. I'd much rather have a $24.95 one-disc version of Brazil w/ the Criterion transfer and a commentary or two than the $50+ three-disc box set.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 2 January 2004 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Rebecca, Notorious, and Spellbound are going out of print. But Playtime should be coming back with the new transfer later this year...

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 2 January 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

the criterion release i want the most (and the one i most doubt will ever happen, because of problems with the welles estate): chimes at midnight

the criterion release i saw most recently (and loved more than anything i've seen lately): band of outsiders

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 2 January 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Band of Outsiders? More please.

I've had ridiculous luck with a number of Criterion releases turning up used in my neck of the woods -- most recently, Andrei Rublev and The Third Man.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 2 January 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

band of outsiders is pretty wonderful

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 2 January 2004 16:58 (twenty-one years ago)

The recent Ingmar Bergman boxset is absolutely grebt, esp the documentary with Vilgot Sjoman.

As for prices/extras: keep in mind that Criterion has to license the rights to these films and then does their best to work with the top of the line prints, people, and equipment to make the best transfers possible. This costs a lot of money for discs that generally don't exactly fly off of a standard retailer's shelves. That is why the discs are expensive, not the extras. The extras are added both because the hard-core cineastes appreciate them and because they help justify the price a bit more. But most of those extras cost very little extra to produce or obtain. It's the transfers themselves that are the largest expense. Take Playtime, for example. It's going to be re-released in a few months, but the delay is because they have finally gained access to a 65mm telecine machine - something that is extremely rare and not at all cheap. The transfer will be that much better for it, but if you think that the CC is raking in the dough, I can assure you that they are not.

That all being said, don't trust the prices on the official site. I highly recommend buying through Deep Discount DVD, who generally have the best prices on most titles and offer free US shipping.

Oh, and just as a matter of point, Straw Dogs also just went out of print last week.

Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 3 January 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

My girlfriend gave me Criterion's Band of Outsiders for our 4-year anniversary. Great gift.

webcrack (music=crack), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Steven Seagal's Nico is now top of my wishlist.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago)

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amateur!!st, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Quand sortent-ils Taxi 3 ???

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 21:01 (twenty years ago)

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— Nathan (@Humanstein) September 13, 2024

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 14 September 2024 04:13 (eight months ago)

No Country For Old Men and Eastern Condors coming in December

omar little, Monday, 16 September 2024 18:28 (eight months ago)

one month passes...

50% Flash Sale live at criterion.com until midday tomorrow.

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 22 October 2024 18:23 (seven months ago)

Picked up the Lady Snowblood two-fer and the Todd Haynes VU doc.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 22 October 2024 19:13 (seven months ago)

B&N sale running now through December 2nd.

Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 November 2024 20:35 (six months ago)

four months pass...

Julia Garner has a loaded tote bag:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsB1e2aV4Vo

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 March 2025 22:58 (two months ago)

Barry Jenkins is still the Champ tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7HLpe65fHY

GRAB THEM BOX SETS, KING!

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 7 March 2025 23:08 (two months ago)

Is Anora the first time they've had the Best Picture winner in the Collection on its initial physical release?

adam t (dat), Saturday, 8 March 2025 08:01 (two months ago)

One of these days, someone has to keep pushing the envelope to see what it takes for Criterion to say "all right, I think you've taken enough."

Too bad Adam Yauch didn't get a chance to enter the closet:

Sometimes I get free DVDs from Criterion, but not always. I wanted to get one of each, you know, like the whole collection, but they said, “No, Adam, we don’t do that.”

(RIP MCA)

birdistheword, Saturday, 8 March 2025 08:39 (two months ago)

XP I think so. IIRC, Parasite had a bare-bones studio release available ahead of the Criterion.

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 March 2025 16:10 (two months ago)

Just got my email with a $10 off code, which means there is likely a sale brewing. The new code expires in a year, which is new; in the past they had no expiration. On the plus side, I don't think I've ever actually used one of their codes before. I've accumulated quite a few and I believe they are stackable ...

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 March 2025 00:36 (two months ago)

Any of you with the collecting bug/compulsion, the Criterion 40 set is currently on sale at Amazon (I know ...), 44% off with an additional 20% off coupon. Maybe to coincide with (apparently) today's Criterion flash sale? Anyway, that lowers the price down to around somewhere less than $400, with free shipping. Which is of course not at all cheap, but it works out to less than $10 a blu-ray, if one is looking for justification. Caveat being that it's a seemingly/bizarrely random selection of titles.
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Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 15:38 (two months ago)

Pretty good selection though! No real connection between them other than "arthouse favourites", true.

the patron saint of epilepsy and beekeepers (Matt #2), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:03 (two months ago)

Supposedly those titles are the most reached-for in the Criterion Closet videos.

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:04 (two months ago)

I was just watching Carrie Coon talking about Wanda, from the closet

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:05 (two months ago)

Not a single Kurosawa, conspicuously.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:15 (two months ago)

Flash sale has begun but it's a little glitchy so unless you're trying for a high demand item like a newer release, it may be a good idea to wait until the number of people accessing the site settles down.

birdistheword, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:32 (two months ago)

It was kind of hard to land on a strategy, but since I have the streaming service I figured I'd focus on titles that don't always show there due to likely licensing issues, like Wes Anderson (whose sets are always packaged nicely, too). I was reading one of the forums and people are super psyched to buy ... Godzilla vs. Biollante? Different strokes, I guess.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 16:51 (two months ago)

Went with Evil Does Not Exist, Not a Pretty Picture, Deep Cover, Targets, and Bringing Up Baby

fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 17:13 (two months ago)

If there's an Eclipse set that looks interesting to you, you might want to pick it up as a few of them have recently started going OOP and probably aren't coming back/are unlikely to be upgraded domestically.

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 17:47 (two months ago)

Iirc much of the Lars Von Trier stuff was just bought by Kino, so those might be on their way out, too.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 17:54 (two months ago)

They're already out of stock on the Varda box (not OOP tho)

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 18:00 (two months ago)

Varda Box=The Big Blu Box of her films. Not sure on the sitch w/the old Four Films set or her Eclipse collection.

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 18:02 (two months ago)

Akerman Eclipse set gone as well (OOS)

Hedwig and the Angry Ents (sleeve), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 18:07 (two months ago)

^^All of those films are available in Ackerman Masterpieces '68-'78 Blu collection.

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 18:35 (two months ago)

Criterion's Official List of OOP Titles/Films: https://www.criterion.com/shop/browse/list?popular=out-of-print

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 18:43 (two months ago)

^^Some of those ('70s Bunuels for example) are unavailable individually but are included in in-print boxes/collections.

Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 March 2025 18:45 (two months ago)

A few other collections are OOS. Bergman box, Dekalog ...

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 18:59 (two months ago)

Honestly, looking at eBay, a lot of the standalone titles go for around $20 used, which is what 50% brings many Criterion titles down to, plus shipping, so it's sort of the same deal (so to speak). One other nice advantage of eBay/used is that people upgrading to 4K will be unloading their blu-rays.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 March 2025 19:02 (two months ago)

one month passes...

AFFLECK IN THE CLOSET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TJ2BlReus0

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 29 April 2025 03:55 (three weeks ago)

two weeks pass...

Questlove!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFuN-Qi-FW4

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:28 (one week ago)

You'd think these nerds with money would have all these DVDs already. I guess for sure in Quest's case, because his picks are clearly things he loves and owns.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 May 2025 19:36 (one week ago)

dude you have missed the point of the criterion closet. congrats on u

a (waterface), Monday, 19 May 2025 19:50 (five days ago)

lol I thought it was just an excuse to get free DVDs and talk about them!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 May 2025 20:03 (five days ago)

...

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 19 May 2025 21:36 (five days ago)

As in, "'Do the Right Thing' is one of my favorite movies, it changed my life, but I've never seen 'Bamboozled.'" (puts in bag) "Friends of mine have always talked about Edward Yang, but all I've seen is 'Yi Yi,' which I loved, so this is a chance for me to see 'A Brighter Summer Day.'" (puts in bag) "I've seen 'Citizen Kane' a couple of times, but I've never heard Roger Ebert's commentary track." (puts in bag) Not, "I have seen 'Seven Samurai' 100 times, it's my favorite movie, I have a copy of it at home." (puts in bag) "And now I have another copy."

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 May 2025 21:51 (five days ago)

I'm hoping for someone bold enough to just take a laundry bag into the closet and empty an entire shelf with one swoop of their arm.

birdistheword, Monday, 19 May 2025 21:56 (five days ago)

Me, I'd walk in there like "I remember really liking 'Before Sunrise' and I think I saw the second one, but I never saw the third one. I love just about everything I've seen from Richard Linklater, so I can't wait to dive back in." (grabs Before Trilogy boxed set) "Ooh, and 'Days of Heaven,' that is a beautiful film, but I only have the blu-ray, so I'm going to grab the new 4K of that one. And the 4K 'Barry Lyndon,' too! And while I'm here, that Bergman box, there's a lot in there I haven't seen. Same with the Varda box, can't wait to dig in and see what I've been missing!"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 May 2025 21:57 (five days ago)

I haven't watched it yet, but I saw someone say that the recent Aimee Lou Wood one, she's so excited that they just cut her off, like they knew they had bitten off more than they could chew and she was going to take everything.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 May 2025 21:59 (five days ago)

Criterion Closet Case

I am the stranger, killing the Boer (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 19 May 2025 22:06 (five days ago)

The Alec Baldwin one is interesting because at the beginning he states that he already has a huge collection, so he's going to pick out films he's going to give away as presents, explaining the "to who's and why's" as he goes along.

...and then he shoots the cameraperson.

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 19 May 2025 22:28 (five days ago)

I'm hoping for someone bold enough to just take a laundry bag into the closet and empty an entire shelf with one swoop of their arm.

Funnily enough, this went up today -- and is almost that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNUAkiIoTFk

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 May 2025 23:19 (five days ago)

I would definitely be in the 'I have a ton of your Blurays already so I'd like to get things I don't have and suspect I would like' category.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 May 2025 23:19 (five days ago)

Re: the Lyonne vid

When you dress like that for your visit, they'll let you take whatever you want.

Lithium Just Madison (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 00:41 (four days ago)

she’s really leaning into doing the shtick full time now, huh

I keep cracking up seeing social media posts from people who have run into NL over the years joking about how she’s putting on that persona

it sells!

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 00:42 (four days ago)

xp case in point I guess

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 00:43 (four days ago)

If i were on it I'd dramatically reach into and beyond the stacks to retrieve Blade Runner and other Criterion releases that only came out on laserdisc

encino morricone (majorairbro), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 01:23 (four days ago)

Apparently there were a handful of Criterion titles that got released on videotape! That's the real collector shit.

I would be like Lyonne in that closet, except the first thing I would grab would be two or three more bags, the Criterion equivalent of using your first wish to ask a genie for more wishes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 May 2025 02:07 (four days ago)

Best "looting the fuck out of the closet" video remains the Safdies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSdxbBsShak

Most relatable though is Claire Denis picking up Summer With Monika, talking about how it reminds her of her lost youth and asking to have the camera turned off:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ANFzjSnLo

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 20 May 2025 09:46 (four days ago)

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edCT-dyYA0s

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 May 2025 04:28 (two days ago)


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