Stupidist Love Scene in the Movies

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I vote Enemy at the gates

The first thing i do in a fox hole is give him a right rodgerign.

― anthony, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am so not in the least surprised.

Anything involving Warren Beatty in the last fifteen years. YUCK!

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Body of Evidence.

Willem Dafoe + Madonna + candle wax = ?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

― David Raposa, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And while I haven't seen it, I'm sure the love scene between Heather Graham & Robert Downey Jr. in _Two Girls and a Guy_ is pretty awful, too.

― David Raposa, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I vote for the cellar scene in 9 1/2 weeks. A remake with the new Mickey Rourke would be even scarier.

― nathalie, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anything from that Nicholas Cage movie.

― Ally, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Monkey- human bestiality love of PLanet of the Apes

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Deliverance!

― jess, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Boxing Helena.

Nic Cage Special Award goes to Nic Cage in The Rock. I mean, I'm all for perving schoolgirls, but... yucko.

― JM, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

threesome - perfection supposedly achieved by a hand on the ass - my ass!

― Geoff, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ten months pass...

_Ice Pirates_

― Kate Spiren, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thread fucking revival!

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I know people who think the sex scene in Enemy At The Gates to be brilliant.

they are weird.

― DV, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

*counts down seconds until someone mentions Episode II*

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Bloody Arwen and Aragorn son of Arathorn, a Kenco moment or WOT! The soppy gits! Just go for a kebab at the bus stop, innit!

― Sarah, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But it's WUV. And let's face it, when I first read the book, I had no idea there was anything between the two characters -- the clues are there but very, very subtle. I'll put up with a minute or so of gentle mush if it helps establish the storyline in cinematic terms.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

is it too much to ask that they don't suck the humanity out of the actors before establishing the storyline in cinematic terms?

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not stupid but rather funny. The scene in High Fidelity when Cusak pictures his lady making love to Tim Robbins. Queue the Barry White.

― Chris, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahah that is yore MISTAKE Ned you should've waited for the film, THEN read the book, that is wot I did! (mini spoilaz hur hur).

― Sarah, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oop i forgot one of the characters in question isn't human anyway. maybe elf-love is naturally icky?

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You speak in riddles, Tracer. I sense you didn't like the film, though. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh no I like it quite a bit. but i dunno isn't falling in love more to do with wrinkling your noses at each other and being kind of stupid, in a way? they're so fucking bulletproof about the whole thing it's like if that's what falling in love with i'd rather just be turned to marble and be done with it. i don't need a congressional medal of honor to like somebody.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Raposa: the "Two Girls and a Guy" scene is pretty magnificent, one of a few happy verite accidents that redeems the more slipshod bits of that film. I mean, it's no Spike and Buffy in the collapsing house, but still.

― nabisco, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I find most 'love scenes' in the movies to be pretty stupid. Especially the kind with lots of weird close-ups where you're not quite sure what's going on at any particular moment. I'll take the opening five minutes of "Betty Blue" any day of the week.

― Justyn Dillingham, Friday, 19 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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