Krusty lighting his cigar with a string of pearls - The clowns battering their way into Homer's daydreams - burning colleagues as clowns - mashed potatoes in the shape of the big top - "Yes, Homey? (do doo doodle-oo)" - "he invented the pie-fight, the pratfall, and the seltzer bottle, as far as I know" - "go forth and do all the other piddling little crap I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole" - Homer killing the Krusty Burglar - Homer threatening Dick Cavett - Krusty rebuilt as Krusty - Ned saved by a bible and a piece of The True Cross - "The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British?" - The love theme from the Godfather - "You've made an old Italian stereotype very happy"
My friends, this is hit after hit after hit. There is not an inch of fat on this episode. It is time for us to proclaim it the best, and move on.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:24 (twenty-two years ago)
― naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:29 (twenty-two years ago)
in terms of humor density, this episode is the king
― dave k, Monday, 13 January 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)
― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Monday, 13 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― Vinnie (vprabhu), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ed (dali), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)
― Jamie Thompson (Jamie), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 13 January 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 13 January 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 00:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 01:23 (twenty-two years ago)
― Michael Bourke, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― robster (robster), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 09:18 (twenty-two years ago)
― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 10:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― Tag, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:06 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:14 (twenty-two years ago)
― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:17 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:21 (twenty-two years ago)
― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:26 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:31 (twenty-two years ago)
"We take the best part of the chicken, the neck, and marinade it in secret hobo spices".
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 11:32 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 12:13 (twenty-two years ago)
andy
― koogs, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 13:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 14:16 (twenty-two years ago)
Secondly when homer wants a hotdog and the vendor keeps turning up - Marge asks if he is following homer, "lady he's putting my kids through college"
― james (james), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 14:34 (twenty-two years ago)
whats that about?
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 14:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 14:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 14:54 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 14:55 (twenty-two years ago)
"that's Mount Carlmore, I carved it one summers day...."
"what does Carl think"
"we don't like to talk about it".
― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 14:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 14:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― nellskies (minna), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 16:58 (twenty-two years ago)
BART: We were just planning the annual father/son raft race.HOMER: Heh. You don't have a son.
― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)
― dave k, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)
(see also "Theme... from a Summer place, it's the Theme, from a Summer Place, the Theme, from a Summer, Place"
― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)
either that or the idea of getting a new jazz man from the pound
great work nellskies :)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)
and the lighters go up
very funny
― chris (chris), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)
Skull 'n' Bones is a s00per seKrut society at Yale. They have some sort of s00per seKrut handshake. When Burns shook Laddy's hand, the dog must have performed it.
George H. W. Bush and George W. Bush were both members.
― fletrejet, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― fletrejet, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)
― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 18:01 (twenty-two years ago)
― J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 18:27 (twenty-two years ago)
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 18:31 (twenty-two years ago)
I don't know if you are in the UK or US, but in the US there is a certain system to the syndication of episodes which results in long periods of time where they show only recent (= the last 3-4 seasons') episodes over and over and over. Therefore you hardly ever see older episodes in syndication. I just download episodes from kazaa now to get my Simpson's fix.
― fletrejet, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)
fletrejet - every time i download an episode from KaZaa i notice bits missing and/or cut out - beware!
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 19:10 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:19 (twenty-two years ago)
― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Thursday, 16 January 2003 12:37 (twenty-two years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 18 August 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Monday, 18 August 2003 11:59 (twenty-two years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 18 August 2003 12:29 (twenty-two years ago)
― Leee (Leee), Monday, 18 August 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)
The pointless busywork! Miss hoover demonstrating the safety scissors' bluntness on her arm! "It says be, and there's a picture of a bee on it!"Ralph walking Lisa home from school: "so, do you like...stuff?" and later, "the doctor said i wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger out of there"!KBBL accidentally playing 'Monster Mash' several times!Krusty's live spectacular - "and now my favourite part of the evening, talk to the audience??! *groan, mumble* this bit always kills me"
damn i miss the daily repeats. k-lassic.
― petra jane (petra jane), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 12:07 (twenty-two years ago)
― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 12:18 (twenty-two years ago)
krusty gets cancelled. all the way.
― piscesboy, Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)
It's very odd.
― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)
― Triple Ho, Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)
Casuistry otm.
― laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 6 January 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:07 (twenty years ago)
― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)
― Ken L (Ken L), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)
This one contains one of my favoritest lines ever from this show.
HOMER (out walking, not drinking, feeling good, says something about never drinking again)
MOE: Alright boozy, you're late for your drunkening!
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)
― azob (azob), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:31 (twenty years ago)
Bart: Wow, my father an astronaut. I feel so full of...what's the opposite of shame?Marge: Pride? Bart: No, not _that_ far from shame.Homer: [quavering] Less shame? Bart: [happy] Yeah...
― cathy berberian (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 January 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)
― sugarpants (sugarpants), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)
― Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:13 (twenty years ago)
― jay blanchard (jay blanchard), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)
http://www.letssingit.com/?http://www.letssingit.com/simpsons-2m77n.html
Lyrics to tons of Simpson songs
― Alan Ralph (azob), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)
― nickn (nickn), Thursday, 6 January 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)
― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)
''So it's oppisite land!!! Crooks chase cops, cats have puppies, hot snow falls up'
― azob (azob), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)
"Secret hobo spices!"
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)
xpost
― Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)
― papa november (papa november), Thursday, 6 January 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)
Cover me, sarge, I'm goin in for Bart's soul!If the ayatollah can't have it, no one can!
― Zack Richardson (teenagequiet), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:04 (twenty years ago)
― Stevem On X (blueski), Thursday, 6 January 2005 23:13 (twenty years ago)
― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 7 January 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)
"Oyster Lucy! You'll love Oyster Lucy! Oh Mister Mooney, I've just got to meet Bob Cummings.... Viiiiiiiiiiv."
― dave225 (Dave225), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)
― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 14 January 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)
"You have selected... regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press 1"
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:18 (twenty years ago)
― dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:26 (twenty years ago)
― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)
― Nellie (nellskies), Friday, 14 January 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)
say what now??
I saw the one where Bart and Homer become carnies yesterday - is this a new one?
i think that's from around '99/'00 DL
Nellie OTM
― Stevem On X (blueski), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:09 (twenty years ago)
― Stevem On X (blueski), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:11 (twenty years ago)
trudat. i'll ship it over to you on gmail if you like.
― Jay-Kid (Jay-Kid), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)
― Lance du Lac, Friday, 14 January 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)
Hank Scorpio: By the way, Homer, what's your least favorite country, Italy or France? Homer: France. Hank adjusts a giant laserHank Scorpio: Heh heh. Nobody ever says Italy.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)
― azob (azob), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)
"Lousy Beatniks!"
― Lance du Lac, Friday, 14 January 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 14 January 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)
― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Friday, 14 January 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)