Red Light District in Amsterdam

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It's legal there.

There are clubs you can go and choose who you want to have sex with.
And there are really nice looking girls too.

I want to go but I have a feeling I might feel bad afterwards.

So, please convince me not to do it.

― Pervert?, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

If you want to go, then do so. And if you're having serious reservations, then don't. Or maybe consider going to watch some of the live shows, or spending time with one (or more) of the women/men/whatever floats your boat and limiting things to masturbation, voyeurism, etc. You're paying for a service, nothing to be ashamed of. I'm all for legalized prostitution, and I do not understand the hang-ups about women (and/or) men using their bodies as they please. Sex is sex it's the most natural damn act in the world, near as I can tell. So why not experiment and have fun with it? Finding new kinks and exploring those of others is a great way to stay young at heart.

― LCD (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Most natural act = shitting.

― jm (jtm), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is shitting more natural than pissing? (There are other contenders for most natural act, based on frequency if nothing else, but...unities.)

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 05:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I say pealing grapes is most naturele

― Mike Hanle y (mike), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 08:00 (twenty-two years ago)

You are right LCD, I'm going.

― Pervert, Tuesday, 14 January 2003 15:23 (twenty-two years ago)

I wish to hear Mike's singing grapes.

*waits for Dan to be summoned*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 15:51 (twenty-two years ago)

They SING?????? Good God man, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY YOU COULD MAKE?

"Ladeez and gentlemen, come on in and see Amazing Mike Hanle y and his Mellifluous Member! Gaze at his garrolous gonads! See the singing sack!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 15:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan as a turn of the previous century carnival barker only seems logical, really.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 16:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I was thinking pealing grapes would be more along the lines of ringing piles. UK/US divide thing, obv.

― SittingPretty (sittingpretty), Tuesday, 14 January 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...

update? what happened?

― Bob Six (bobbysix), Thursday, 18 August 2005 12:50 (twenty years ago)

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