sex during the peroid...

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― Rober X, Friday, 24 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Which period?

― duane, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

menstrual also known as a rainbow shower

― anthony, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

getting neareerr to rock bottom and then wham - by my experience, warm, squishy and delightful.

― Geoff, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's nothing. Cunnilingus during the period is where it's at. Get your red wings.

― dave q, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I used to know someone whose husband went down on her... during her menstruation. *yuckie*

― nathalie, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ugh, I won't do it, it's gross.

― Ally, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

DUD. Squishy my ass.

― David Raposa, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't even want to think about it. What a mess.

― Lyra, Saturday, 25 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

can't be bad

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

its great.

― lady die, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Best part was, after I got my 'red wings', there was a knock on the door, so I went to answer it with bloodclots all over my face, and it was her mom!

― dave q, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ARRRGGGGGHHHH!

― DavidM, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You didn't even wash your face before going to the door? What did her mum say anyway?

― Ally C, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You guys are amazing....

― Sheldon, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's one word for it. Others would be more appropriate.

― Graham, Sunday, 26 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

guys who blather on about getting their 'red wings' are mostly the type who like to eat fried mealworms to impress people with how incredibly manly they are.

of course, you show them the scene from _mistress ann_ where they nail the guy's scrotum to the stepladder and they turn white and leave the room.

― your null fame, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yum. And just as I was eating my lunch, too.

As far as scrotal piercings, I'm partial to _The Serpent and the Rainbow_, just because it's Bill Pullman. And they don't actually show it, I don't think - freaked me out when I was 15, let me tell you.

― David Raposa, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nailing of the scrotum...stop it already, I'm getting excited! And whatever you do DON'T mention setting it on fire afterwards...

― dave q, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

In response to Ally - I'm not sure, she doesn't speak English very well

― dave q, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not anymore anyway

― gareth, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You mean the Peroids as in the often overlooked school of annual meteor showers which I hold dominion over? Sure.. the Perseids and the Leonids get *all* the fucking press, but what about my small kingdom. NAUGHT! I HATE YOU ALL. You and your damn stargazing pretentions. HARUMMPH!

― King of the Peroids, Monday, 27 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'stomach fat as a pancake for her man's sake / used to fuck her when she menstruate / but it made her hyperventilate'

― ethan, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

charming

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ain't no one doing me while I'm on the rag. That's all there is to it. I mean, honestly.

― Ally, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'On the rag' is an expression that sounds so parochial. I am amazed it is transatlantic. Did the founding fathers take it over with them? Surely we didn't nick it from you - it sounds so.... Lancastrian.

What about 'on the blob'? Do you say that too?

― Nick, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I bet they don't say "Arsenal's playing at home"

― Pete, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On the blob?! That sounds offensive and horrid.

― Ally, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whereas on the rag is so sensitive and modern?

― Emma, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What about "wet paint warning"?

For more amusing synonyms I urge you all to check this out. You'll laugh until you stop.

― Sam, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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