best use of a schlong in a movie

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you knew it was coming ... so to speak

― Tad (llamasfur), Saturday, 18 January 2003 01:28 (twenty-three years ago)

How bout Farva's nude scene in Super Troopers? Then again, I'm a straight guy, so if I'm gonna see a naked dude, it better be for the sake of comedy.

― Helltime Producto (Pavlik), Saturday, 18 January 2003 01:33 (twenty-three years ago)

the so-dorky-I-laugh-so-hard feather scene in "History Of The World Part 1" with Gregory Hines as the false eunuch.

or hell, any movie where male arousal is signified by a slide whistle going up.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 18 January 2003 01:34 (twenty-three years ago)

No way. Gotta be Ewan McGregor in the Pillow Book.

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 18 January 2003 03:21 (twenty-three years ago)

obviously boogie nights.

― di smith (lucylurex), Saturday, 18 January 2003 08:43 (twenty-three years ago)

ewan mcgregor in anything.

NOT kevin bacon in wild things

― minna (minna), Saturday, 18 January 2003 09:02 (twenty-three years ago)

and schlong means...? I'm curious.

http://www.sixtiescity.com/Carryon/Images/CON079.jpg

I have a tiny clue.

― erik, Saturday, 18 January 2003 09:04 (twenty-three years ago)

The bathtub scene in 'I Spit on Your Grave'

The flasher in 'Pink Flamingoes' with the attached sausage

'Ai No Corrida'

― dave q, Saturday, 18 January 2003 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

when they're at the pool in KIDS and the one kid does the happy slappy elephant trunk trick. barely beats the firecracker cock in Kenneth Anger's Fireworks.

― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, 18 January 2003 10:36 (twenty-three years ago)

It has to be Scary Movie or whatever where dude gets killed with a big fake penis HA HAAA HAA HA HA HAA HA

― Tom Millar (Millar), Saturday, 18 January 2003 14:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Which leads nicely on to Miriam Karlin's demise in A Clockwork Orange.

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Saturday, 18 January 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

8=====D

― carne asada, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

I have a tiny clue.

― Savannah Smiles, Monday, 28 April 2008 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know about in a movie, but the best use of a schlong in real life was when I woke up after a nap during a long van ride and stepped out into the breeze with a visible erection (it slipped through my underwear and I guess my fly was undone) which I didn't notice, but which my female friend and her mom, dad and younger brother all did. Outside of Disneyland in the 10th grade. Whoops! I turned away quickly to stuff it back in, and she hugged her dad for like 15 seconds straight. No one ever mentioned it.

― Z S, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

and she hugged her dad for like 15 seconds straight

why did she do this?

― carne asada, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

^
this
u+k

― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know what u+k means, but I guess she hugged her dad as a way of turning away from the "situation" and avoiding eye contact. She was a super duper Christian girl, so she wasn't the type who would be like "Whoa yr dick's hanging out dude!"

― Z S, Monday, 28 April 2008 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

Surprised no one's mentioned the extremely funny (actually the only funny bit in the whole movie) schlong shot in Walk Hard.

― Alex in SF, Monday, 28 April 2008 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

Or Jason Segal's swinging piece in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall."

― Savannah Smiles, Monday, 28 April 2008 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

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