I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal

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― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Why?

― smee (smee), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Who?

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

There's something strangely appealing about her rather canine face.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

(Mel you broke the RULES!)

When?

― Sarah (starry), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

She's really cute. Have you seen any movies she's been in?
I don't need her lifestyle (honest!), just wish I looked more like her.

What celebrity do you most want to look like?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Like in "Secretary"?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Yep.

I love the outfits she wears in that movie too.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't think of any I'd like to look like. There are some beautiful celebrities, but most of the ones I seem to find attractive have an annoying personality that gets in the way of me finding them attractive anymore.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

a gag ball? If I could be any celebrity I would probably be....P. Diddy.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

How Chris would talk: Yeah... wha- uh huh right...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:01 (twenty-three years ago)

don't forget he's the greatest dancer of all time.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

B-b-but I thought YOU were?!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.quicksilvershapeshifter.com/katewinsletface.jpg
I used to think she was the most beautiful woman alive, and I still think she's gorgeous.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:05 (twenty-three years ago)

where do you think i learned my moves?

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Sarah is OTM.

Maggie Gyllenhaal = stupid cute.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 15:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I really like her without really thinking much of the films she's been in. She has an interesting face. I don't mean that as a backhanded compliment; I think she's striking. She looks a bit like the young Claudette Colbert, with her big cheeks and big sloping eyes and a mouth that always seems mildly turned-up in bemusement, or boredom. It makes seem smarter than most actresses her age, though I realize this could easily be an illusion. (I mentioned her resemblance to Claudette on another thread I think.)

I wonder if MG can sing; I'd like to see her in a musical. (Oh, wait, they don't make real musicals anymore. Never mind.)

― Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 21 January 2003 23:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Much more compelling than her bro.

― Aaron A., Wednesday, 22 January 2003 01:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Melissa- she still is.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 01:29 (twenty-three years ago)

AMG writers: be aware that there is an Erlewine who looks near-exactly like that.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 06:18 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...

F this. I don't want to look like MG any more. I'm going back to wanting to look like Bjork.

http://unit.bjork.com/specials/pics/magz/index04.jpg

― Sarah McL (coco), Wednesday, 12 February 2003 22:03 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

Maggie Gyllenhaal is my new Catherine Keener. (I'm still knocking around with the old Catherine Keener too).

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Am I the only person who doesn't find her particularly attractive? Maggie, not Catherine.

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:21 (twenty-two years ago)

You have to catch her at the right angle.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

She's just sexy as hell. Not especially in the photo above, or maybe not in any photo. There's a kind of oozing thing going on.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:24 (twenty-two years ago)

All I've ever seen are pictures--I'll fully concede to the idea that in "flesh" (ie moving pictures) she could be sexy, I wouldn't know!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

That's some Videodrome shit you're on.

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Ally, you should see Secretary! I think everyone should.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I asked on another thread if that was as good as the trailer. I guess that's a yes.

She was also Donnie's sister in Donnie Darko, Ally.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I was tempted, Nicole...so it's really good, then?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

She had a good name in Secretary.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha I've never seen Donnie Darko!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Well...keep in mind I have a thing for James Spader. But I think it would have been very good even if it were some dweeb like Jon Cryer that played that role instead of him.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:38 (twenty-two years ago)

What if it was Keanu Reeves?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Then it would be the best comedy ever.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

She was cute in "Adaptation," too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:46 (twenty-two years ago)

For the record, I wanna be Catherine Keener too.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

She's better looking than her brother. But that's not really saying much.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Her brother is hella cute!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I was about to say, I wouldnt wanna be Maggie, cos I'd rather like to shag Jake, and thats rather eww if I'm his sister, so yeah. Jake G is hotttt.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 22:53 (twenty-two years ago)

three months pass...

sarah should reconsider. she IS stupid cute.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

someone want to post a picture so i can see what all the fuss is about? is this another "ilm likes harsh, angular actress type"?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

or "doe eyed indie chick writ large"?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

She has a very soft face.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

so, the second, then.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever. It was a cross post and you seemed to swing between two extremes in your assumptions. Who do you find attractive, again?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

grrr jess you are week in week out one of the top posters on both ile and ilm. how can you maintain this idea that ilx is this hivemind that you are apart from?

anyhow.

http://www.papermag.com/paperdaily/culturalsushi/archive02/human_nature/images/humannature02.jpg

she's on the left (thanks google image search!)

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(n.: i think he likes nü mandy moore.)

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha amateurist when my taste is nothing like 75% of ilx, i can!!

x-post: caught!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.obeygiant.com/bootleg/lrg/bea-arthur.gif

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

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feel free!

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:08 (twenty years ago)

secretary sucked

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

"His name is Leather McWhip and he needs to be stopped!"

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

Your "Secretary" sucked. My "Secretary"... uh... wait...

― Curious George (1/6 Scale Model) (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

are you a top or bottom, Miccio?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:12 (twenty years ago)

amst and milo have been off my list for YEARS

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

i want to be maggie gyllenhaal, too. she's dating peter sarsgaard!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

Dubplatestyle: haha that girl i met through friendster is on only undies club
ETHANP23: only losing faith in the world club
ETHANP23: only nadirs of humanity club
Dubplatestyle: only suicide club
ETHANP23: genocide girls
Dubplatestyle: haha they all have little hitler moustaches
ETHANP23: 'cultural suicide' girls
ETHANP23: regicide girls
ETHANP23: 'if you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, plz press one'

Brilliant!

― You Work For Irene (dymaxia), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:47 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha.

― The Irrelevant Man (Negativa) (Barima), Sunday, 24 April 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

boggle is blue in the US?

mental

― ambrose (ambrose), Sunday, 24 April 2005 22:09 (twenty years ago)

Uh, you know I love ethan but that's a simpsons quote.

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 24 April 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

omg genocide girls

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 April 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

amst and milo have been off my list for YEARS

???

i think jess told me to die on this thread! i still like jess though.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 04:57 (twenty years ago)

she is way cute dudes

http://images.zap2it.com/20050112/criticschoiceawards05/024_meggiegyllenhaal_criticschoiceawards05.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Meh. I'd hit it.

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Grudgingly

― Jimmy Mod Knows You Eat Your Own Farts (ModJ), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

any for jess, courtesy of google image search:

ihttp://brianbehrend.com/archives/images/mandymoore_saved.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

there is cute, and there is way cute, and then there is Zooey. Holy God there will ne'er be another like her.

That said, she definitely is "indie" cute but whatever.

― Aaron A., Monday, 25 April 2005 23:15 (twenty years ago)

Mandy wins.
Maggie: meh.

― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 25 April 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Maggie Gyllenhaal Tackles 9/11 Politics
Apr 26, 2:21 PM EST

Associated Press

Maggie Gyllenhaal has waded into sensitive political waters by raising questions about Sept. 11 and American foreign policy.

The 27-year-old actress, who stars in a new film about the 2001 terror attacks on the World Trade Center, said in an interview last week that the United States "is responsible in some way" for the attacks.

A fan Web site devoted to Gyllenhaal was overwhelmed with criticism, forcing the site's editor to remove the ability to post messages "because it's gotten too outta hand."

In a statement issued Monday by her publicist, Gyllenhaal said Sept. 11 was "an occasion to be brave enough to ask some serious questions about America's role in the world. Because it is always useful as individuals or nations to ask how we may have knowingly or unknowingly contributed to this conflict.

"Not to have the courage to ask these questions of ourselves is to betray the victims of 9/11."

She also expressed her grief for "everyone who suffered and everyone who died in the catastrophe."

Gyllenhall stars in "The Great New Wonderful," which features stories about people living in New York in the aftermath of the terror attacks. The movie is being shown at the Tribeca Film Festival, which was founded by Robert De Niro to help revitalize downtown Manhattan after Sept. 11.

Her screen credits also include "Secretary," "Mona Lisa Smile" and "Donnie Darko." She is the older sister of actor Jake Gyllenhaal. She lives in Manhattan.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 22:52 (twenty years ago)

BITCH HATES AMURCA

― Actor Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis (jingleberries), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 23:08 (twenty years ago)

terror

― terror, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:29 (twenty years ago)

Maggie is cuter than Mandy! Mandy might be in the running if it wasn't for that "tan".

Also, her response in that press release is very good, compared to the backpedaling someone else might do.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

Back to top because Maggie is around filming STRANGER THAN FICTION in my neighborhood - only 2 blocks behind my apartment!

I had fantasies that I might run into her and she'd be my new best friend, but then I realized that she would inevitably find this thread one day, started by yours truly, and find the whole thing... I don't know... creepy?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

And then an amnesiac Josh Hartnett will burst into the room, and you'll be plunged into an intense psycho-sexual drama that will leave you forever haunted by fear and regret!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Or not, whatever, she seems pretty cool.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

This photo is eerily hypnotic.

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/196747562544ebb9b3217cf.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

man this thread is so great. makeout club de sade!!

i dont really have any beef with maggie gyggkglkghgtjhtr. i saw her on the cover of vanity fair or something at the grocers the other day and actually got the horn.

i got no beef with amateurist either. is N. dead or what?

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

she looks hot on her new poster
http://www.horrordrome.com/recensioni/cover/critters.jpg

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

ETHANP23: was that gangsta
Dubplatestyle: like a pimp

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

your cold, black heart

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

ok i just looked at some more pictures of her and she's still pretty weird lookin

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

and ugh SO SKINNY

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

really weird looking in event photos where she's nine months pregnant and otherwise skinny as a rail

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

there's something wrong with her face. perma-smirk! her brother has it too but her extra-prominent cheekbones and general triangularfaceness accentuate it.

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

Gawd is she plain.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

I want to be Maggie so I can watch my brother and Peter Saarsgard make out on the couch.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

creepy fucking sister you'd be!

― genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

strongo is correct re: 'perma-smirk', I think.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

i'd probably watch the two of them have sex but then i'm sick like that

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna leave that vague

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

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wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
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wow ethan and jess were total cunts!

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

haha come on IM i have something to tell you and i have to go to bed soon

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

its okay jess... ive known for a long time...

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

gayote

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

Dubplatestyle: i mean, i...
Dubplatestyle: ethan...
ETHANP23: i know.
ETHANP23: :-*
Dubplatestyle: youve probably always known
Dubplatestyle: like some...magical drug...
ETHANP23: jesscaline
ETHANP23: gayote
Dubplatestyle: im flying high on gayote right now
ETHANP23: poofballs
Dubplatestyle: gayote nate

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

reading this thread has reminded me that ppl who think boring bland kate winslet is "the most beautiful woman alive" or some shit are far more annoying than ppl who think maggie gyllenhaal is especially cute (yeah she's kinda cute but yeesh i probably saw like 20 people on my campus today who were cuter).

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

kate winslets got some titties tho

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, but none of those people on your campus are related to Jake Gyllenhaal.

(xpost)

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

i want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal's baby.

http://www.mollygood.com/babies/modesty-sucks-20070606/magfeed3/

― gr8080, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

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