10 Ways To Tell If Your Co-worker Is An Extraterrestrial

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According to the Weekly World News I am. The only one that doesn't really apply to me is #9 (and maybe #6).

Anyway, I have to file that report with Planet 10

― Chris Barrus (xibalba), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Aliens have strange diets. Aliens may not be able to digest most human foods. Because of this, they are limited in the types of foods they can eat, and they may become vegetarians. Watch out for people who eat a lot of melons -- that's an alien favorite.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

You would post that comment, wouldn't you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:44 (twenty-three years ago)

For once, I had no dirty thoughts. The mental image of aliens scarfing all the fruit salad in the cafeteria was entertaining enough.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 22 January 2003 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

But if aliens are vegetarians,why do they enjoy terrorising cattle and turning the occasional moo inside-out?
Cats are aliens.They dont eat fruit and veg,just cat food.And they prefer the kind of cat food that comes in those silver pouches,just like the ones that NASA send their astronauts into space with.Coincidence?I don't think so.

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Thursday, 23 January 2003 01:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I score Very Alien on the first seven, but the last two aren't really me. Damn. Perhaps I'm human after all, hard as that is to believe.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 23 January 2003 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

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