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Thw thread where ILEers fantasize about their life on t'other side of t'pond. Where would you live? What would you do?

Ed (dali), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

What, LA and its environs not good enough to include in this little game? YA PUNK? *beats Ed down*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been to LA, I shan't go again. The won't even let you walk up the driveway to the getty museum. There bits of Southern California which are breathtaking.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I reckon I'd be the man about London town with my deerstalker cap and tasteful Edwardian socks.

I'd probably live in Big Ben.

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I would follow Jel around encouraging him to let me co-produce the incredible debut album from Kitten Corpse.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, though, I dunno: someone recommend me a good life-plan for New York or London and I'd take it.

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 23 January 2003 21:54 (twenty-two years ago)

You couldn't follow jel around, Nabisco: clearly he would be in New York.

New York is the only other city I can imagine living in. Given that I had more people make passes at me in my first two week visit to the US than in all but one year in England, I imagine my love life might be livelier. It is nice to imagine going to FAPs and seeing the wonderful NY people (I speculate there, having only met the wonderful Mark & Felicity, but I'm sure I'm right), but I would miss seeing the wonderful London people.

The cities strike me as pretty similar, in energy level and opportunity and the number of things to do and places to go and all sorts of other ways. I've not experienced anywhere else as much like London. I expect I would have much the same kind of life. I don't imagine I would ever move in fact, because I have a whole bunch of friends here who I've know for over 20 years, and I can't imagine being so far from them.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone would have to pay me a pretty hefty amount of money to live in either London or New York. It takes a fair amount to even visit.

Celeste (Celeste), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:14 (twenty-two years ago)

LA is my favorite place in the whole world, all haterz are personally invited to visit and the Spencer Chow-LA booster association will take you around and show you why. BTW, places like Shanghai and Tokyo make London, NYC, LA, Chicago etc look like provincial backwaters.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

I fully support more ILE Atlanticism.

This visit to London was incredibly comfortable and familiar-seeming, thanks to all you good, good people. As I said to Mary at one point, it all felt so similar to our lives in New York that while we were lounging around gareth's it seemed like we were just hanging out in an apartment in Brooklyn. We had endless delight trying to map all the areas of London on to the corresponding neighborhoods in New York and refining the distinctions between our respective versions of the English languange.

I don't know where I'd live at this point. . . . maybe somewhere away from King's Cross or whereever they're making the new stadium. Trying to get a bus away from the Arsenal match letting out was like trying to get on the last copter out of Saigon.

Never been to East Asia. I love Chicago and consider its lack of worldly pretensions (I'm looking at YOU, San Francisco) a major part of its charm. LA is good in other ways.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:26 (twenty-two years ago)

London = Athens
New York = Rome

Ed (dali), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

LA = The Fallen Rome.

jm (jtm), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd live in New York for a while just for fun if people weren't so het up about immigration. I'd crash at my half-sister's family apartment on the 51st floor of the block next to Trump Tower.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

LA = Babylon

Ed (dali), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

LA is wonderful, but its charms aren't as immediately obvious as New York's. You need somebody to show (drive) you around.

What are the New York/London equivalent neighborhoods?

JD (JND), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

i do fantasise about being in New York and/or LA a lot i must confess...i'm comin' over soon - y'all better watch out, or something

stevem (blueski), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the City = Wall Street is probably most obvious, but we had fun tryin got figure out the rest

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 23 January 2003 22:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Nabisco, we shall produce a Kitten Corpse album! It shall be called "Stinky Guts".

I'd live in New Jersey and tell people I saw Jon Bon Jovi in the supermarket.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Park Slope = Stoke Newington

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I would be lurking sinisterly in South London storming the pirates with my next-level rhymes headspin flow.

Andy, Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I see, Andy would like Belle & Sebastian instead of the Goo Goo Dolls.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I will live in Manhattan. With my lovely, lovely shoes. Oh, and near a sweet shop.

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:18 (twenty-two years ago)

First track: "Down with Conjunctions," apparently. (Probably would be sticking that comma after the quote over there too.)

Andy, Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:21 (twenty-two years ago)

May I echo Spencer on LA's charms? Thanks, drive through. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Sweet shops in Manhattan suck, Lara.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll ship 'em in then.

Lara (Lara), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Ew, Stoke Newington = Park Slope? I no longer feel so anarcho-alternative.

Shanghai and Tokyo are snoooozeworthy compared to NY...

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Stoke Newington was anarcho-alternative in the old days.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 23 January 2003 23:53 (twenty-two years ago)

So can we work up an actual swap? The U.S. will trade Donut and Mary for Pete, Tim H, and a player to be named later.

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:00 (twenty-two years ago)

someone's getting shafted short-changed in that deal, not sure who . . .

felicity (felicity), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey F! Got your mail and will write at weekend...

People may disagree, but some equivalencies from someone who's lived both places:

Brick Lane, Shoreditch, Hoxton = every neighbourhood south of Houston.

Clerkenwell = weird Chelsea/Meatpacking/Tribeca hybrid w/bits of Wall Street.

Dalston and Hackney = Williamsburg by 2005.

Shacklewell/Stoke Newington/Stamford Hill = Williamsburg with less galleries

Whitechapel/Stepney/Bethnal Green = Greenpoint, LIC, DUMBO, all new NYC art areas.

Camden/Islington/Bloomsbury/Covent Garden/Soho = Villages West/East, some of SoHo.

Primrose Hill = Brooklyn Heights and nearby.

Brixton/Camberwell/Peckham = Harlem

Oval/Kennington/Vauxhall = Carroll Gardens, other Heights in Bklyn.

Acton/Shepherd's Bush/Ealing = Alphabet City all the way to the river plus strange bits of West Village at random, but with more parks and large houses like you get in nouveau parts of Queens.

Chiswick = another Park Slope

Holloway/Highbury/Archway/Finsbury Park/Stoke Newington = Park Slope and surrounding.

Wood Green/Turnpike Lane/Crouch End = Astoria

St. John's Wood/Maida Vale/Swiss Cottage/Hampstead = West Side but BY PARK.

Victoria/Belgravia/Chelsea/Kensington = East Side but BY PARK.

Notting Hill = Chelsea, Sutton Place, SoHo or Upper East Side, depending.

Edgware Road/West Hampstead/Kilburn/Willesden/Harlesden = West Side all the way from (cough) Clinton to Cloisters.

South London = Brooklyn and gentrified Bronx.

West Kensington/Earl's Court/Hammersmith = East Side from 14th to 96th

Southwest London (Putney/Battersea/Wandsworth/Richmond etc.) = Westchester (most likely to see SUV plus Mom).

suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Clinton Hill = Ghetto

jm (jtm), Friday, 24 January 2003 04:15 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd like to arrange an NYC/CT or UK/CT timeshare deal of some sort involving me and my poofy Chia Pet hair. Let's make a deal!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 24 January 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

So suzy where is the London Lower East Side? (you might have called it a name I don't know, I guess)

Sam (chirombo), Friday, 24 January 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

South London = Brooklyn and gentrified Bronx

Grrrrrrrrrrrr. I think.

I'd like to live in NYC, but I don't think I could manage more than a year or so outside of London because of all the friends and family I have round here. But on the other hand, my accent will be considered sexy over there and I will be considered HOT TOTTY.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 24 January 2003 09:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy, you've said Stoke Newington is both Williamsburg and Park Slope. (I like that I got this maybe half right, despite not being entirely sure what Park Slope looks like).

N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 24 January 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

i dont get how chiswick and finsbury park can BOTH be park slope. chiswick and finsbury park are well different from each other!!!

i thought shoreditch=williamsburg

gareth (gareth), Friday, 24 January 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

The teensy part of Williamsburg that I saw reminded me far more of Hoxton / Shoreditch than the bits south of Houston did.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 24 January 2003 13:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Clerkenwell sounds interesting. Would it be okay to live there or would I need tw*t lessons first would I get judged harshly for saying so?

felicity (felicity), Friday, 24 January 2003 14:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey no dissing Clerkenwellians, I live there.

What about Staten Island? eh. I'm guessing something like croydon, except that I guess that Staten Island doesn't get used as a stand in for newyork in films (as croydon council film board like to point out, which films I don't know)

Ed (dali), Friday, 24 January 2003 14:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Caledonia Road = Red Hook

dave q, Friday, 24 January 2003 14:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"croydon, except that I guess that Staten Island doesn't get used as a stand in for newyork in films"

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:16 (twenty-two years ago)

From negative comments I've heard I gather Essex=New Jersey. (Not that either are part of London or New York, but every city has to have a suburban wasteland to disdain.)

I'm intrigued by the suggestion that parts of London's Soho are the equivalent of New York's Soho (or vice versa). Conceptual overlap! Is there anywhere where London Chelsea is similar to New York Chelsea?

JD (JND), Friday, 24 January 2003 15:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Felicity, the bit of Clerkenwell me, Ed and Kate live in is right next to Lawyer Land. Draw your own conclusions...

suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Lambeth = Gowanus

big problem: we don't have a Ronan!!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:13 (twenty-two years ago)

But Ronan's Dublin based. These days.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

so his doppelganger would needs be from like ...

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Matt, Ed just rattling verbatim from Croydon chamber of commerce bumf written by nings getting above selves. Croydon is fuckin' Yonkers.

***DISCLAIMER***

My rationales for areas equalling their NYC counterparts are based on a lot of factors, such as which ethnic groups have adopted the area, who else lives there, architecture, number of bourgeois settlers, all sorts of things. That's why a bit of Chiswick can be like the leafier bits of Park Slope and the scuzzoid bits of Finsbury Park kind of mimic the less salubrious bits of the same area (apart from the strange clothing-wholesaler bit which is like Orchard Street c. 1990). Capische, Gareth?

Some others:

Southall = Jackson Heights

I don't think Shoreditch is that much like Williamsburg. IT IS IN ZONE ONE AND BRIDGES OR TUNNELS DON'T FEATURE (that club called b&t nonwithstanding). You have to go to Zone Two for that vibe, which I find at galleries like Cell which are north of Dalston Junction.

I guess I have that pre-Giuliani thinking about NYC which means although the outer boroughs are quite pleasant and contain interesting areas, first I'll take Manhattan.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I'll write more on the two Chelseas later.

felicity (felicity), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Chelsea: CLONE VERSUS SLOANE

suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Exact correlation is unfortunately impossible but don't let me spoil your fun.

Pete (Pete), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

I realise Shoreditch is a hard thing to pin down but doesn't it rather straddle ZONE 1 and ZONE 2? I would generally get the underground railway from the centre of London to that neck of the woods so TUNNELS do rather feature in my experience of getting there.

It was the obvious slumming money in Williamsburg which led me to draw the comparison, really.

Tim (Tim), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

chelsea: where the pensioners will soon be seeing red ect ect

mark s (mark s), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy, the rise in the status of the outer boroughs (mainly Brooklyn) in the past 10 years is pretty remarkable. When I first visited New York, around 1992, people moving to the city from elsewhere "ended up" in Brooklyn because they were priced out of Manhattan. Now a great many people choose Williamsburg, Cobble Hill, Park Slope, Carroll Gardens, Long Island City, etc. as their first choice (and are starting to get priced out in these areas, too!).

JD (JND), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

NY hasn't had a vital arts or music scene since the end of cheap rent in Manhattan. i'd kill for a cold-water flat w/little to no amenities but they don't exist, not even in L.E.S.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

bitch, bitch, bitch

actually, last month the NYC housing market went south for the first time in about 10 years

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha, the month after I moved for the first time in six years.

JD (JND), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer, you should've taken over Nick's Orchard Street place - bijou was not the word for it, it was $1200/month, but it was close to Five Dumplings For A Buck and I would rather shop Chinatown for my foodstuffs than anywhere else, as is cheap and fresh.

Tim, Z2 starts at the canal! Shoreditch Park is in Z1! W/burg equivalent galleries are Cell, Nylon, Anthony Wilkinson, that Cambridge Heath Road kinda vibe which is pretty distinct from Actual Shoreditch. Also Actual Shoreditch galleries have more expensive/established artists.

Williamsburg also = the 0208 part of Ladbroke Grove and Kensal Rise, still the TRUE first stop for trustas in London.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 17:40 (twenty-two years ago)

So, I take it that Alphabet City is the best part of New York?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 24 January 2003 18:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I like it but the subway is crap there.

Ed (dali), Friday, 24 January 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Transport links transposing also happened within my neighbourhood equivalencies decisions.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

"I take it that Alphabet City is the best part of New York?"

Just curious, what gives you that idea? (Besides the fact that I live on its margins, of course.)

Mary (Mary), Friday, 24 January 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

because I was raised in Acton, it's my spiritual home. And Suzy said that Acton/Ealing/Shep's B was like Alphabet City! So what's like there?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 24 January 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Dominicans and Puerto Ricans predominantly; it's basically where the people who used to live in the East Village got pushed to once the East Village got hot. There's still crack/heroin on Ave D, however several bars/lounges in the last 5-6 years are opening and there are several high-rises built on abandoned lots for post-collegiate types who want access to L.E.S. and DSL. (A lot of these newer buildings, however, are rapidly turning into enormous white elephants for their investors.) One of the last real scruffy neighborhoods in lower Manhattan.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Jel = Avenue Acton. You see the way there's a big drug pocket like D and projects nearby (White City) to a gentrifying area where you *might* get mugged, but still great restaurants and quite a few Poles. The Olympia bit of Shep Bush is like Tompkins Square and I could see Ktee and RickyT living there, so makes total sense.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 24 January 2003 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

ha! avenue acton makes me sound posh!

jel -- (jel), Friday, 24 January 2003 23:05 (twenty-two years ago)

The main equivalences between the Chelseas are the antique districts and the greenery/gardening aspects. Both have "Chelsea Markets," and Antiquarius-type minimalls, I believe.

The London Chelsea around Sloane Square and towards the Fulham Road is reminiscent of the 70s/80/90s Park Avenue part of the Upper East Side in that there are lots of little French girls going to school in their adorable boater hats, and people walking around in wellies, oiled Barbour jackets, Hermes scarves and carrying Kelly bags. I found many of these to be Americans. Some of them are actual English people who are really like that in all seriousness and they seem very pleasant but also as if they might shoot you if you trespassed on their estates in the country. So, kind of like the Upper East Side, but these people might pretend it was an accident. But I am very loud and rude. London Chelsea becomes more like NoLiTa (literally, "North of Little Italy," east of SoHo in New York) as you go down King's Road away from Sloane Square in that there are lots of trendy shops which seem to have a high turnover rate but there you get a sense somehow that it once was a swinging neighborhood. That's the part I lived in, Zone 2, past Chelsea Town Hall.

New York Chelsea, in addition to having many art galleries, is a very gay neighborhood, but the nesting rather than the cruising kind. There have been complaints that it is losing its gay character due to gentrification throughout Manhattan in general. I still find it very similar to West Hollywood. Over the past few years, New York Chelsea has become a destination for a certain kind of nightlife, perhaps like the Soho/Trafalgar Square areas in London. In addition, the Chelsea Piers have given New York Chelsea the feeling of a sporty neighborhood, in the daytime. You see folks riding the M23 with hockey gear or with soccer balls heading for the Chelsea Piers.

I like 'em but I'm sure neither can hold a candle to the Boston Chelsea.

felicity (felicity), Sunday, 26 January 2003 02:45 (twenty-two years ago)

What's this lambeth gowanus we dont have a Ronan thing? explain!

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 26 January 2003 15:35 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...
I don't know, cause last time I was in Lambeth was like nine years ago!! As for not having a Ronan, well, we don't. Unless there's an thread about US counterparts to all the UK people and vice-versa, which an idea so obviously evil I can't decide if it would be like the best thing ever or the worst.

Anyway suzy's list here is invaluable, thank you suzy.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

The thing is, if there's a UK doppelganger of me over there he or she is going to have to come over to the US in September in order not to upset the holy balance our 12-ft forelizards provided for us.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Tracer, don't you mean "unholy balance"?

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

It had been decided that james and Pinkpanther are the UK me and Sarah, except then I found out that james is obsessed with sneakers, which ruins the whole deal.

NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not at all Avenue Acton btw.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

jel's a big hit on Broadway

(Ealing Broadway)

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

The won't even let you walk up the driveway to the getty museum.

Apparently it's just you Ed, because I've walked up and down the Getty driveway. (I'm assuming you're talking about the new Getty and not the Malibu Getty.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 18:23 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

I thought that Stoke Newington seemed a bit Park Slopey, but possibly a bit less obnoxiously so. I also thought that Hampstead seemed Park Slopey, with perhaps a bit of Carroll Gardens and Boerum Hill thrown in.

I didn't find an Astoria. Is this still valid?

Wood Green/Turnpike Lane/Crouch End = Astoria

I think Camden maps to the East Village--both hanging on to the fading glory of previous alternity.

Virginia Plain, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

I'd say Wood Green/Turnpike Lane were valid, yeah, going on what I know about Astoria. Not so sure about Crouch End.

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

The Lower East Side reminded me more of Shoreditch than Williamsburg did, although I accept six years is a long time when talking about these things.

Tits Bramble (Matt DC), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:38 (sixteen years ago)

Broadway Market is Williamsburg ca. 2000, what with the low heights of the buildings, the proliferation of bars, the weekend influx of fashionistas, the bemused working class locals - but not yet the total annihilation via recent college graduates

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

I always sorta thought Hampstead was the Upper West Side

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:53 (sixteen years ago)

Tracer, go look at this NOW: it has a garden, yo.

502 Bad Gateway (suzy), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:09 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i saw that one! i don't know - with all these things i veer back and forth between "hmm, could do" and "maybe i'll wait another five years"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:10 (sixteen years ago)

That's approximately 100 yards from the Lido BTW. In your shoes, I'd walk over and have a look.

502 Bad Gateway (suzy), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 16:14 (sixteen years ago)

I thought that Stoke Newington seemed a bit Park Slopey, but possibly a bit less obnoxiously so. I also thought that Hampstead seemed Park Slopey, with perhaps a bit of Carroll Gardens and Boerum Hill thrown in.

well at least one of those goes on the list for next time, then

Reggiano Jackson (gabbneb), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

But the Astoria got knocked down!

Orin Boyd (jel --), Tuesday, 2 June 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)


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