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No, kidding. it's an actual question I have due to my curiousty, I have heard of it, seen some bizzarre pics of it, etc......and I just want to know, if the act itself is relatively painful in your point of view from your experience?I have an extreme fear of pain as well!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Oy Vey! The googlers!

― Ed (dali), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Married fat guy, people. Don't believe a word.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

buthole=mouth?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

dan, your reaction time is getting worse

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

I know nothing about what this feels like, so I don't feel qualified to respond. (Besides, I'm too busy pretending to work.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:24 (twenty-two years ago)

Colin, don't be a jerk , yeah? You can check out my Yahoo! profile, my username is princesspopart and if you want to talk to me on mic to make sure I *sound* female, go right ahead and ask me to turn on my mic.
By the way, if You put an 'o' between the 'l' and the 'n' in your name, You would fit *RIGHT* in this thread!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

too busy pretending to work = a pretty good description

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

A 40-year-old married masturbating fat guy with a pitchshifter has just made fun of my first name. My day is complete.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Colin is it so wrong for married fat guys to be curious too?

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:26 (twenty-two years ago)

are you trying to tell us something tom?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I've, on occasion, had shits that have greater circumference than most men's penises without any pain. I guess that means that anal sex wouldn't be painful if you're a willing participant.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd be the last married fat guy to say it was, Tom.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Ask me again in November.

(Though maybe I'll have lost weight by then. Or been buttfucked. I know which is more likely sigh.)

― Tom (Groke), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

I've, on occasion, had shits that have greater circumference than most men's penises without any pain. I guess that means that anal sex wouldn't be painful if you're a willing participant.

Have you ever tried to stuff one of those shits back up in there, though?

ohmygodimgoingtobeveryillnow

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Then again, maybe it hurts on the way in? I hope I don't find out.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:30 (twenty-two years ago)

in both cases, sphincter control is key

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Erk. I tried not to get too graphic but Dan's ruined it for me. What ever happened to the days where one could discuss such delicate topics without some smartarse getting all disgusting like?

Oh, that's right, those days never existed, did they? ;)

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm still grossed out, too.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Xmas vs bumsex C/D? (ie, is giving better than receiving?)

PS - Colin - Becky might be 40 yr old fat married guy but does good impression of teeny txter. Or maybe he does a good impression of a 40 yr old married guy sounding like what 40 year old married guys sound like when trying to impersonate a teeny txter...

I'll stop before I disappear up my own mis en abyme...

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:36 (twenty-two years ago)

(Though maybe I'll have lost weight by then. Or been buttfucked. I know which is more likely sigh.)

The amount of pathos in this sentence is astonishing, all things considering.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It certainly brought a tear to my eye.

― L'Esprit L'Escalier (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Colon, do You ever stop to wonder why You want to *believe* I must be some married fat guy?!?!?! My gaydar alert is going beep beep and is also glowing red pointing towards Colon.I think Colon is gay as gay can be,and he needs some source of ventilation, be it a sweet ikkle girl like me *boo-hoo*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:16 (twenty-two years ago)

You're offering Colin ventilation? Is that a euphemism?

― alix (alix), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:18 (twenty-two years ago)

http://haxor.slashgod.net/albums/diediedie/aal.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:22 (twenty-two years ago)

This Colin wants some ventilation as well.

― Colin Saunders (csaunders), Monday, 27 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-two years ago)

'Have you ever tried to stuff one of those shits back up in there'

Graf - "I saw you take that shit, now put it back"

― dave q, Monday, 27 January 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

lol you guys are too much!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Married fat guy, people. Don't believe a word.

No, she acts exactly like just about every 14 or 15 year old girl I've ever met online.

Wait, I know how to tell! Becky, write us a short sex scene.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 27 January 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

also is better because you don't have to worry about your facial expressions. [i like the lights on]

― thuddd (thuddd), Monday, 27 January 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

I have no shame. I have talked about masturbation and groupies and DDB's lying in my bed moaning today, so I will bite and feed the troll, or curious person as it may be.

For men, there is a gland near the anus which makes anal sex extremely pleasurable. Boyfriends I've had (heh) have described it as like "being fucked from the inside".

Women lack this gland, therefore there's no specific *sexual* pleasure. Without lubrication, it hurts like hell. With adequate lubrication and for short durations, well, it's not specifically *unpleasant* but it really depends on how pleasurable you find taking a long, satisfying dump. I don't think that it's something I would ever specifically seek out by choice, but some men get *such* jollies from it that I would feel mean if I were to deny a boy I really fancied exactly what it was that turned his crank.

But use lots of lubrication. And a condom. Just cause you can't get pregnant up there doesn't mean you can't get nasties. And have your man be careful with said condom, because it is somewhat tighter than yer usual vaginal experience.

There, was that clinical enough for ya? Any fat fourty year old men who have got their jollies from this post may leave the room now.

― kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Kate? You don't have to be nasty...and who doesn't know about the prostate gland? I asked about the pain factor, not the pleasure factor.Get it right next time.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Christine.....Do You know what You just did? You just behaved like a 14-15 year old YOURSELF.Anyway-I posted this under the 'SEX' forum, not the 'If you post here, You will be insulted even though this is the sex forum where people can be as sexual and sexually descriptive as they want' forum.Grow up Christine.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:31 (twenty-two years ago)

was that the sex scene?

― di smith (lucylurex), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

B-b-but Kate answered about the pain factor! If you're going to be snarky you should bother reading the posts concerned.

All ILE sex threads have this pattern now where there's dancing around the subject for 20-30 posts before someone logs out and dives in (hello Dan!).

(Not that Kate logged out but to deny Mr Perry his opportunities seems cruel.)

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:33 (twenty-two years ago)

How was I nasty? Please tell me how I was nasty. I answered the question. I also addressed the pain issue quite early on: i.e. use lubrication and pain is not an issue. Don't read intended mood into a post where is none.

But, whatever...

― kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I've known women that say they really enjoy anal sex, so what gives if there's no 'actual' sexual pleasure from it (for girls anyway apparently)? is it the same as girls that say they get off from giving head?

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

and becky for God's sake (that's right - GOD's sake) do it - your man will love you for it *ducks*

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Physical sexual pleasure is not the only kind of pleasure. There's mental pleasure. And some people *do* enjoy taking a dump. We all know people who spend hours in the toilet.

Pleasure from giving head... that's a whole nother story and a whole nother kettle of fish, the psychological aspects of that...

― kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:42 (twenty-two years ago)

every girl i've ever slept with has given up the ass cherry. it's kind of disconcerting actually.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It's really funny the way that guys often say their reason for wanting to buttfuck girls is coz it's "somewhere no one else has been before" factor. When probably every girl who is actually likely to do it probably already has done it. (And probably surrendered their asscherry to Jess, by the sounds of it)

― kate, Tuesday, 28 January 2003 00:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"now let's try what I like to call: dubplate style!"

honestly, how can they resist Jess's 'assetate'.

ok, I stop now.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

ive never fucked anyone in the ass

― chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Me neither.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Outhere Brothers to thread!

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:39 (twenty-two years ago)

"being fucked from the inside". That phrase reminds me of
http://image.allmusic.com/00/adg/cov150/DRT100/T199/t19939ewmq3.jpg.
in some weird way.
Maybe in the year 3000 we will be able to shrink and genuinely fuck or be fucked from the inside. Whilst living underwater.

― fractal (fractal), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 01:41 (twenty-two years ago)

I have personally always felt it would be pretty cool to crawl right up inside a 50 foot woman. But then there's the breathing issues. Perhaps with a snorkel. And not the ass- that would be ridiculous.

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Christine.....Do You know what You just did? You just behaved like a 14-15 year old YOURSELF.Anyway-I posted this under the 'SEX' forum, not the 'If you post here, You will be insulted even though this is the sex forum where people can be as sexual and sexually descriptive as they want' forum.Grow up Christine.

I wasn't trying to insult you and I'm sorry that you took it that way. Really. There's nothing wrong with acting like a 14 or 15 year old girl.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (cindigo), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

unless you're a 40 year old man

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:15 (twenty-two years ago)

ok that was cheap, I'm sorry

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 02:16 (twenty-two years ago)

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Some of the bacteria that live up there shouldn't be transferred
Hello, Kidney Infections!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Some women certainly enjoy it, and others don't care too much for it on its own, but as part of double penetration absolutely love it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 21:31 (twenty-two years ago)

oy vey

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

MMmmmmm....double penetration. What a delightful turn of phrase :)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It's a very thin membrane.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

It's somehow fitting that Dan Perry's initials are "DP."

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Somewhat *fitting*. Ha ha.

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

*snrk*

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you ok?

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Happier than a pig in shit, Lara.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:40 (twenty-two years ago)

That *snrk* alarmed me!

― Lara (Lara), Tuesday, 28 January 2003 23:46 (twenty-two years ago)

had a few more thoughts since posting yesterday......one is that i hope everybody trying to have anal sex realises that you really should be pretty turned on before you go for it. women especially should have had an orgasm or two already if possible (but i don't mean to make anyone who can't come or who can only come once feel bad by saying this). lots of oral sex first, lots of penis in vagina if that's your thing, and lots of tenderness. (when i say 'anal sex' of course i mean something the size of a penis, fingers are easier unless you're dating andre the giant or something.)

also a lot of ppl who think they don't like it find out they like it much better if they're playing with their cock or clit at the same time. seems obvious, but a lot of folks don't try that, i think partly b/c on the way in, touching yourself can make you tense up. once it's in (whatever 'it' is) though, touching yourself can change the 'i'm taking a dump in reverse' feeling into the 'my entire fucking spine is having a multiple orgasm, starting at my butt and going into my brain' feeling. one of my friends had an almost scary encounter with this, she was having bottom-sex with her boy after not having seen him for a few weeks or months, and i guess she gets pent-up sexual energy faster than the rest of us, but whatever was 'behind' it she ended up coming for about five or ten minutes straight. she said it was really good but at the same time too much......i think her comment was something like 'if regular sex is a warm fireplace and a glass of wine and a soft quilt then anal sex is like a warm fireplace crossed with a roller coaster.' her boy's quite adept himself, i guess he can have girlstyle (non-ejaculating) multiple bottom-orgasms now when he's on the receiving end of her strap-on. it's almost inspirational.

mess and blood: minute quantities will happen from time to time, though i've never bled from there thank heavens. any more than that means you should probably stop and do something about it. the book ms. windows mentioned talks about 'no pain ever' and if you follow that rule within reason, you'll be fine. (a momentary twinge is no big deal, but unless you get off on pain, the more it hurts the less apt it is to feel sexual.) fingers and tongue help a lot, and they don't have to be just a pitstop on the way, either, they're a very nice place on their own.

finally, some boys and some girls no doubt get off on the power dynamic or the taboo or whatever else. but it's also very very intimate, and can be a really powerful emotional experience. i think that's part of why it's so controversial and scary.......we have so many issues and tension in that part of our body, and when bottom sex doesn't go well (hurts) we can feel oddly shameful, like we've done something wrong or even sinful. mayhaps it calls up old anxiety about toilet training. but when it works well it's really beautiful, you can feel so connected and aglow and full of shimmering lovely feelings. i wouldn't want it every day, but it can be really special. (it feels weird to write that but who cares.)

i hope this doesn't seem like too much but there's so much bullshit and misinformation out there about this that i wanted to do my part to dispel it. and now back to your regularly scheduled witty banter!

― bubble tea, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Okay, see? Apart from mslaura (I have known her to be quite polite and a good hearted person anyway,from my 'hair' post! as it were) The rest of You can really come together and answer my questions the right way without being funny, rude, or insulting.Thankyou!That wasn't so hard, was it?
For mslaura: thankyou for probably being the only one on here who hasn't turned my questions into a 'what's really underneath those panties' attack.God, I feel human again. Thankyou mslaura.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 02:48 (twenty-two years ago)

*laughing* You're most welcome, Becky.

And as far as the "what's in your panties" attitude goes, I've long held the belief that people are just who they present themselves to be on the Internet. And that is the person that I think of when I see their names. And I don't give a darn whether or not they are a different gender or age or whatever. I am interacting with the persona that they are showing, not trying to figure-out who they might be in the day-to-day world. And that is that. (I am too groggy to add anything more witty.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Too right!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 04:33 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...
more importantly, how does it smell? taste?

― bobby bedelia (van dover), Saturday, 13 January 2007 07:49 (eighteen years ago)

Are shit-eaters healthy?

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Saturday, 13 January 2007 08:01 (eighteen years ago)

i wish becky lucas was my girlfriend

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

Most of us wish she was your girlfriend, Mickey.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

(only kidding, I just couldn't ignore the - and this is probably a little unfortunate considering the thread content - open goal)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

i don't get it

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

You're a creep, is what he's trying to say.

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

open goal and he still missed the shot

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

why would most of ilx wish a creep like me had a girlfriend who wanted anal sex? do you guys wish for the best for me? i had no idea

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

(p.s. not really interested in anal sex at all. just making dumb joke.)

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

BECAUSE BECKY LUCAS ACTUALLY WAS A 40 YEAR OLD MAN WHO TROLLED ILX EVEN MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE WITH REALLY GRAPHIC SEX THREADS. Jesus, Mickey, do keep up with your kind :(

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh sorry jaymc

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaahaha

― a puppy holding a miller high life bottle (unclejessjess), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

why would most of ilx wish a creep like me had a girlfriend who wanted anal sex?
So that your line comes to an end?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

poor mickey, whetstone to ILX's collective wit

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

projecting some?

― critique de la vie quotidienne (modestmickey), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

I just couldn't help myself when I saw the gaping opportunity for a cheap shot, but now I'm going to gently remove myself from this thread before something ruptures. Don't move!

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

i'm getting sick of all this personal bashing and fever for bad zings

it's like mickey is an a capella group and ilx is rolling 20 deep

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

i'm getting sick of all this personal bashing and fever for bad zings

otm

becky lucas had a thread where s/he said s/he loved me for no apparent reason.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

Apologies for the zinging and bashing.

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

Stan, you're one of the last people on this forum I'd genuinely accuse of bearing any malice. :-)

― You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (Haberdager), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

Dear diary, today I received a compliment on a thread about buttholes. (still, thanks!)

― StanM (StanM), Saturday, 13 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

HEY YOU GAIS somewhere i posted that i found (don't know where, don't know why, anymore!) mrs. b3cky luc4s on another board talking with lol tolhurst about the problems of her sex life with her husband (the "nik" in her address, apparently).

it was like one of those dreams where someone you went to school with and the turtle-woman from the "true faith" video are butchering a rabbit in your bathroom and you're like "morning guys, can i brush my teeth a second? thx"

― geoff (gcannon), Saturday, 13 January 2007 23:43 (eighteen years ago)

i'm getting sick of all this personal bashing and fever for bad zings
otm

No, no, no, it's O T F M. Sheesh, you people.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 13 January 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

are we sure that Louis Jagger, Hoosteen and Mickey aren't the same person?

― milo z (mlp), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― critique de la vie quotidienne (Haberdager), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

QED

― Luke Slater (Alan Bean), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

I know I know the answer to the original question, but for some reason I'm drawing a blank.

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 January 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

four months pass...

Revive just because... Also because I've only been recently introduced to the B3cky Luc4s thread.

― kv_nol, Friday, 25 May 2007 23:56 (seventeen years ago)

Iwasn'tgointobe (Cozen) :S

― RJG, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:06 (seventeen years ago)

see: I have, like, many gay friends on ILX

― Stevie D, Saturday, 26 May 2007 00:18 (seventeen years ago)

are we sure that Louis Jagger, Hoosteen and Mickey aren't the same person?
-- milo z (mlp), Sunday, January 14, 2007 12:23 AM (4 months ago)

we are discovered

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 26 May 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago)

Run Hoos, Drive your Steentrain away!

― kv_nol, Saturday, 26 May 2007 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

hay, that's a Bob Seger song!

― kingfish, Saturday, 26 May 2007 07:11 (seventeen years ago)

five years pass...

(Though maybe I'll have lost weight by then. Or been buttfucked. I know which is more likely sigh.)

The amount of pathos in this sentence is astonishing, all things considering.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, January 27, 2003 12:38 PM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― borscht and bikinis (how's life), Saturday, 13 October 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago)


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