when teachers go out with their pupils...

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please regale me about amusing/interesting stories about when teachers/lecturers you know started giving one of their students a little extra "attention", if you get me.

this was inspired by a rather odd story my girlfriend told me tonight. one of her friends (aged 19) has been seeing her wizened old lecturer (over 50). Affectionately, she sent him a text msg saying:

"I love your body!"

Alas, she accidentally sent it to her own mother. She got a reply along the lines of:

"That wasn't meant for me! Who was it meant for? What's going on?"

Some quick thinking was required, so she sent her mother another msg saying:

"I love your body! I love your soul! I love your intellect! I love you mother!"

Pretty good salvage job, eh? Must have been, anyway, cos her mother bought it hook, line and sinker. Ha!

The girl in common was later heard to comment that her mother was in her fifties, and had a big complex about her age, so she was delighted to get a msg complimenting her body. Hmmm...

Anyways, there was also a teacher in my own school, who attended the graduation night out of his own son's year (he's married). At said night out, he frolicked on the dancefloor with a girl from his son's year, then later slept with her. Yeeeuuuccchhh! How sleazy!

Tell me more...

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:39 (twenty-two years ago)

don't stand so close to me

― sting, Saturday, 1 February 2003 00:48 (twenty-two years ago)

My friend had an affair with one of our philosophy professors and he admitted to her that while he was ineptly explaining Hegelian dialectics to the class he was slyly trying to guess her cup size.

He wrote her a bad poem which we enjoyed and he gave her a CD of an Italian disco singer and he wore hemmed married-man jeans.

She broke up with him after going to meet him on a corner and finding him waiting for her with a David Copperfield-ish leather bomber jacket slung nonchalantly over his shoulder.

― estela, Saturday, 1 February 2003 01:07 (twenty-two years ago)

was it pino d'angio

― minna (minna), Saturday, 1 February 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

No Minna, his name wasn't pino d'angio. Who is this pino character, and what are his amorous crimes?

Now I'm suffering ugly flashbacks to the smouldering looks he (Dr Dumblove) would give my friend from behind his glasses.

― estela, Saturday, 1 February 2003 01:22 (twenty-two years ago)

hehe no, i was referring to the italian disco singer, pino d'angio happens to be the only one i know (but i love the song 'ma quale idea')

― minna (minna), Saturday, 1 February 2003 01:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha Minna, I never heard of pino d'angio and assumed he was some kind of academic scoundrel in your neck of the woods.

The singer on the CD in question was a girl and she sounded like a relic from the Eurovision song contest.

― estela, Saturday, 1 February 2003 01:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I've been, hmm, hanging out with a philosophy professor. I keep forgetting he's the real thing though and ask him how his doctorate's coming along.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 1 February 2003 06:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I fancied our Cultural Historical Perspectives lecturer last year Kilian, nothing happened though sadly.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 1 February 2003 16:15 (twenty-two years ago)

(NB:NOT THE ONE DURING THE FIRST SEMESTER)

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 1 February 2003 16:16 (twenty-two years ago)

The one who looked like Bozo?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 1 February 2003 16:19 (twenty-two years ago)

No she gave a seminar on the Pet Shop Boys and I was sold.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 1 February 2003 16:26 (twenty-two years ago)

We did sometimes wonder about the amount of Norweigan females on my course at University, but then lecturer in question had huge amounts of charisma, if not the looks, and all the female students flirted with him. I think, like most men in their fifties would, he enjoyed the shameless eyelid batting and 'be impressed with me, please' effort in course work, but to the best of my knowledge, never took it any further. Best friend E says she'd still shag him.

(I obv. don't care about you lot knowing, fancying your lecturers must be quite common, but I wanted to loose my last name because if he ever found this I be so ashamed, even now. There's also best friend E's boyfriend to consider.)

― Anna*, Saturday, 1 February 2003 16:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I have two stories about lecturers bonking students. A friend of mine slept with a lecturer after a faculty function, she was a nature-age student however and he wasn't that much older then her. Another lecturer at the same uni, got a student pregnant and later claimed she had drugged him, masturbated him and inseminated herself (classy huh?). She was young 19 or so, and he was in his forties.

― Anna., Sunday, 2 February 2003 12:25 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yeah he was married with kids as well

― Anna., Sunday, 2 February 2003 12:42 (twenty-two years ago)

anna! we've been expecting you

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Sunday, 2 February 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

This could get very confusing. Only one of those posts is me.

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 2 February 2003 13:25 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah i was talking to the other anna

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Sunday, 2 February 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd been expecting her

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Sunday, 2 February 2003 13:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought you were. Okay.

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 2 February 2003 13:35 (twenty-two years ago)

We can't have two people with the same username! It is too confusing - Anna F got confused, and she must know which one she is! Can our very welcome new Anna add an initial or 'solipsistsissy' or something please?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 2 February 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

I know a girl who got ACTUAL CREDITS worth 1/3 of academic year for schtupping a history prof. She was very mercenary and matter of fact about what she was doing.

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 13:52 (twenty-two years ago)

One of my english professors made clear to a friend of mine that her grade in the class would improve if she slept with him. She still turned him down though, because he was really one of the biggest jerks in the history of academia. I mean, what kind of english professor thinks that his interpretation of a story or novel is the only correct interpretation, and marks people down for having a different point of view? Looking like a cave troll didn't help his case either.

― Nicole (Nicole), Sunday, 2 February 2003 13:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Nicole, the only answer to that is 'if you have to ask...' It was because he looked like a cave troll that he had to actually solicit student sex. If he was a handsome man, he would have been allowed to become a Cult Stud and would have been beating them off w/stick instead of doing the ejaculatory substitute with the red pen.

The girl mentioned above was pretty wild; she'd go hitch-hiking in Westchester and fuck the drivers who picked her up and had been doing it since 14 or something. She just told the lecturer that their arrangement was on, from what I remember, remained 'faithful' and pretended like it wasn't happening. When the year ended, the arrangement ended.

― suzy (suzy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 14:11 (twenty-two years ago)

My driving instructor asked me out on a date. Does that count?

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 2 February 2003 15:07 (twenty-two years ago)

if you want it to

― forbidden or obsolete (24 hour troubleshooter), Sunday, 2 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I didn't.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 2 February 2003 15:12 (twenty-two years ago)

If a driving instructor says "See you next Wednesday at 6?" that is not really being asked on a date.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 2 February 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Stop taking the piss!

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 2 February 2003 18:44 (twenty-two years ago)

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