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if a 15 yr old girl has a date with a bunch of her friends to go for a walk in the hills & only 1 of them comes round to pick her up, & it's a boy, & it's this boy who we always hassle her about "hey it's yr boyfriend on the phone" & she gets real mad & goes "he's NOT my boyfriend!!", & her mum asks "so where are the others?" & she says "we're meeting them down the rd.", well, there AREN'T any "others", are there?
well what do YOU think they're doing up there? (they've been gone a few hours, & these are y'know , lazy ass teenagers who hate having to walk anywhere & stuff)

― dz (24 hour troubleshooter), Sunday, 2 February 2003 05:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

not that I care, she's not my daughter

― d.z. (24 hour troubleshooter), Sunday, 2 February 2003 05:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

hahahahaaha

― di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 2 February 2003 06:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

ew, illegal cooky glass.

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 06:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"a walk in the hills"

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 06:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

My friend got asked to go for "coffee in the mountains" by a 28 yr old guy a few weeks ago. When she protested she was too young for him (her being 16) he replied "Well, it is the nineties."

― Livvie, Sunday, 2 February 2003 08:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

coffee in the mountains, what is he - a goatherder?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 08:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's worse it isn't even the nineties

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tell them to use protection. Failing that, blue lines.

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

maybe what he said was, "it's the naughties".

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

coffee in the mountains, what is he - a goatherder?
Ha ha yeah we all thought it was a very weak line.

What's worse it isn't even the nineties
That was kind of the point of the story, wasn't it?

― Livvie, Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think andrew was pointing out how I failed to notice that part.

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh right. I did too at first, actually.

― Livvie, Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah I was seeing if that was the point, and I had no idea I was meant to go after girls 12 years my junior that decade anyway

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh no! Think about all the dates you missed out on!

― Livvie, Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Don't rub it in!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

not to mention the mountain views

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 09:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mountain views w/ girls aged nine, I hope yr sorry Andrew.

― Livvie, Sunday, 2 February 2003 10:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nine year old girls don't like coffee. It would be silly.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 2 February 2003 12:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

voice of experience then?

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― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 2 February 2003 22:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

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