OMNIPOTENT BABY!

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Oh my god!!!!!

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 2 February 2003 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

thegardencentre: grandma and the rapedrug carrycase
Ronan909: haha
Ronan909: grandma and the omnipotent baby
Ronan909: i like the rhythm of the phrase omnipotent baby
Ronan909: when i make house music
Ronan909: that's my name
Ronan909: actually
Ronan909: it is kinda good
thegardencentre: grandma and the omnipotent baby ~ you left your panties in the airport (tiefscwarz mix)
Ronan909: the new Omnipotent Baby 12"
Ronan909: Omnipotent Baby-That Mofo Trife (Trife Dark Dub)

― gareth (gareth), Sunday, 2 February 2003 21:12 (twenty-two years ago)

does mark s have a photo for this thread? If not can he post the baby in the bath with the massive plastic duck?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 2 February 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LOVE IT, TO LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT!

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 2 February 2003 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I would say something, but I'm afraid of offending the omnipotent baby.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 2 February 2003 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

a single whim could change the way we see the world forever

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 2 February 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

who is the gardencentre?

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 2 February 2003 22:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Agent Twee. (gareth)

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 2 February 2003 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

I have him on my aol list, I was scared it was trife and that if I messaged him he'd show my head what it looks like detached. Don't worry though Gareth, I won't message you: I've always got Martin to harrassle.

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 2 February 2003 22:19 (twenty-two years ago)

"He looked up at the sun, still smiling down on him like some sick, omnipotent baby. He shuddered. And then, behind him, a clunk. He turned. No one."

― Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 2 February 2003 22:21 (twenty-two years ago)

That's my kind of harasslement.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 2 February 2003 22:47 (twenty-two years ago)

omnipotent no MORE!!

http://stevienixed.com/gfx/baby-duck.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 2 February 2003 22:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I just want to post to this thread.

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 2 February 2003 23:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Are the other two ducks turncoats or are they going to save the baby?

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 February 2003 05:32 (twenty-two years ago)

No, no, the baby is surrounded. That's how they work, you see? Just like street urchins. It's almost Dickensian.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:21 (twenty-two years ago)

This is beautiful.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 10:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://hal.lamar.edu/~ZANISJ/sun_ani.gif

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 3 February 2003 10:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Bad man.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 3 February 2003 10:56 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread should never have been dragged into the light...

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:00 (twenty-two years ago)

oh yes it should

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you can't keep it prisoner, it had to be set free.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I was walking down the street
Singing a soft song
Nodding "hi" to all the folks
Passing by in throngs
Shoved my way past a giant carriage
Without a second thought
When BAM! I hit the pavement reeling
Like I'd been gunshot

I was attacked by an omnipotent baby
My shit was whacked by an omnipotent baby
Yeah, I got jacked by an omnipotent baby
DON'T TURN YOU BACK ON AN OMNIPOTENT BABY

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, can we talk about the dynamics of Mark's baby-picture? Because I like to think the baby is actually sort of confident that he/she -- with the help of the deputy-duckies backing him/her up, can actually defeat the big evil duck. Either that or maybe he/she sort of summoned the big duck to accomplish something, and the big duck is not really evil but just a little scary and wary when first summoned.

Anyway baby sort of has that final-confrontation look where he/she's gonna stand his/her ground (Jesus Christ that baby is a boy, isn't it?) and probably defeat the big duck.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 00:53 (twenty-two years ago)

NB I have had that picture as my desktop since Mark first posted it. Sometimes I mail it to people and ask what they think, sort of like a Rorschach test.

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 00:55 (twenty-two years ago)

The baby does appear to be putting up both his dukes and his ducks.

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 01:11 (twenty-two years ago)

After careful consideration I find that I agree with the demon-duck summoning hypothesis. The child has clearly called the duck in order to further his/her own evil infant ends. Likely involving breasts.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 4 February 2003 04:01 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

Omnipotent Baby-buggered by scallies u will (moving to manchester mix)

― gareth (gareth), Monday, 24 February 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

classic.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 24 February 2003 00:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Can I post to this thread again?

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 24 February 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

omnipotent baby - "sugarcane story (agent trife 909 dibby dub)"

― jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 24 February 2003 05:00 (twenty-two years ago)

omnipotent baby "free yayo (silver spoon 303 grandma's re-edit)"

― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 24 February 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Voib Killaz and Bad Bastard featuring MC Toys Outdapram ~ stalk it baby stalk it (omnipotent baby hard grandma dub)

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 1 March 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan909: is it maybe part of the attraction

Ronan909: the titerope between getting fucked up and actually being a fuck up

thegardencentre: and the TOTAL LIE

Ronan909: maybe to college kids like me

thegardencentre: that there is anything romantic

thegardencentre: about being the fuck up

Ronan909: yes

Ronan909: its bullshit

Ronan909: i've seen the fuck ups

Ronan909: they're scary

Ronan909: they are the vibe killerz

thegardencentre: voib killaz and bad bastard - fukk rokker

Ronan909: haha

Ronan909: voib killaz and bad bastard-fuck you and your party (trife corny indie fuck bitch remix)

thegardencentre: voib killaz and bad bastard featuring MC toys outdapram ~ i'm a stalk you bitch

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 1 March 2003 00:16 (twenty-two years ago)

STOP RUINING MY LIFE YOU FUCKING VOIB KILLERZ YOU

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 1 March 2003 00:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Bad Bastard & Arena Flex ~ I Break Faces Like Eggs

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 1 March 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

-killvibe

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 1 March 2003 22:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I just played the new Royksopp single Eple - well, new mixes anyway since the tune's been around for ages of course. One mix by Fatboy Slim, very restrained.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 1 March 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

But the Black Strobe mix is brilliant.

― Anna (Anna), Sunday, 2 March 2003 22:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Is it? Their stuff I've heard is always very nice but very similar also, the remix of Number One by Playgroup is a particularly good one I thought.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

bad parrot ~ i talk alone

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 23:08 (twenty-two years ago)

thegardencentre: WHERE YOU FROM?
thegardencentre: WHAT YOU ON?
thegardencentre: SORRY MATE I FORGOT YOUR NAME AGAIN
thegardencentre: SOUND
Ronan909: MAD
thegardencentre: NISH
thegardencentre: CLISH
thegardencentre: DOUBLE TOP
thegardencentre: SORTED
thegardencentre: SOUND
thegardencentre: FUCK YOU RONAN FITZGERALD
thegardencentre: JUST FUCK YOU
thegardencentre: FUCKING SOUND
Ronan909: YOU YOU YOU FUCK
Ronan909: haha
thegardencentre: FUCKING NISH AND CLISH AND FUCK FUCK FUCK
Ronan909: NICE ONE MAN, FUCK YOU, YOU FUCK YOU YOU FUCK OFF YOU, SOUND
thegardencentre: NICE JACKET YOU FUCKING FUCK
Ronan909: BAD BASTARD-fuck you you you, SOUND.
thegardencentre: THIS PILL IS GREAT YOU FUCKING FUCKER
Ronan909: i got a new jacket actually
Ronan909: thanks
Ronan909: ARE YOU ON ONE
Ronan909: FUCKFACE
thegardencentre: hahah
Ronan909: WHERE YOU FROM, WHATS YOUR NAME AND
Ronan909: FUCK OFF OUT OF MY FACE
Ronan909: hahaha
Ronan909: IM BUZZING HERE, CAN YOU FUCK OFF
Ronan909: I FEEL AMAZING, PLEASE JUST FUCK OFF YOU DICK
Ronan909: thats actually what voib killer parties are
thegardencentre: I FEEL FUCKING ACE YOU FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE
Ronan909: YOU DICK
Ronan909: ALL THESE PEOPLE COMING TOGETHER IS SO COOL
Ronan909: ALL THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES
thegardencentre: DO YOU WANT SOME OF ME WATER YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
Ronan909: THE DJS GOOD
thegardencentre: IVE GOT SOME SPARE CHEWING GUM TWATFACE
Ronan909: WHAT A MUPPET
thegardencentre: HE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF THE KNOB
Ronan909: HERE HAVE ANOTHER PILL, YOU FUCKING TWAT

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:19 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is shit now compared to three months ago

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:22 (twenty-two years ago)

that's hooligan house

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:23 (twenty-two years ago)

NASTY

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:25 (twenty-two years ago)

WHAT?

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

JUST FUCK OFF ALRIGHT?

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:27 (twenty-two years ago)

THIS IS CLASS, YOU TWATS, STOP RUINING IT

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:28 (twenty-two years ago)

Bad Bastard & Voib Master ~ A Fuck You to all your crews (disco fuckhead re-edit)

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

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thegardencentre: mc paxman

Ronan909: oxford university, do you have any water

thegardencentre: do you comprehend me?

Ronan909: bad bastard and paxman-i patronise you

thegardencentre: i dont believe you do

Ronan909: bad bastard and paxman-OH COME OFF IT MINISTER

thegardencentre: oxnay in the hizzhouse

Ronan909: Paxman and Voib Killa-BUT MINISTER THATS LUDICROUS

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 22 March 2003 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

AGENT SNARKY & THE TROIB OF VOIB - CAESAESTHETICS

― gareth (gareth), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

CAESAR NEEDS EXCITEMENT, IF HIS LIFE DONT PROVIDE IT HE GOES AND INCITES VIOLENCE, COMMON SENSE SIMPLE COMMON SENSIUS.

― Ronan (Ronan), Saturday, 29 March 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

three weeks pass...

haha I get it!!!!

― Cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 08:40 (twenty-two years ago)

PIE FX & Aphrodite ~ what is this *bass* you speak of?

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 08:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(Define Rock Da Mutherfucking Party mix)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 22 April 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.00fun.com/img/babysmall.gif

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 1 July 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

Richie Hawtin ate my 909 - Freddie Starr feat. Bad Bastard (Hamster switch ago-go mix)

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

haha I still get it!

― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 11:02 (twenty-one years ago)

omnipotent baby feat. mike love - I like to say dada [jools holland dub cunt mix]

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 11:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Omnipotent Baby feat. Fuzzy Zoeller feat. Brad Faxon, Lee Trevino, Sam Snead, Paul Azinger, Sandy Lyle, Westwood - I Am A Walrus [PGA Tour Golf on the Amiga Crew Cut]

― David. (Cozen), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

omni-B feat. bent rapier - what a picture [philip glass' flash bang wallop mix][radio edit]

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 11:28 (twenty-one years ago)

omnipotent baby ft doomie-you bald cunt

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Omnipotent Baby ft Doomie-You Bald Cunt (I Love You Mom remix)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread is the best thing I've achieved in 20 years of being a baby.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Omnipotato - Junior Arsenio Hall Is For Nonces Yo (Stereomagic Boy Gets A 40 mix)

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

no, it's all about Gay Barbie 909 'Stamford Bridge' (Jetset Of The North mix)

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 19 August 2003 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

omnipotent baby f. dance dubya revolution - revive for no fucking reason (eukanuba champions mix)

― Allyzay, Thursday, 23 October 2003 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

DJ Bile ft Chronic Spasm - Number 10 Bus Innit? (Stoke Newintown Excursion)

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

eukanuba!!

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

omnipotent baby - "trapped like der einer rats (tool prisonsex mix)"

― mohammed abba (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 23 October 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

omnipotent baby f. jake and the fat man - dense motherfucking rednecks (taste the capitalism mix)

― allyzay, Friday, 24 October 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Omnipotent Baby-Forced To Write Lukewarm Dizzee Review By Lukewarm Dizzee Show(Nasty Hangover Mix)

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Ominpotent Baby feat. Chorlton Dildo and Rageh Omar - Baghdad (Should I Go There?) (Vengaboys overground novelty trance remix)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 24 October 2003 08:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Omnipotent Baby-I didn't intend to be here right now (random session mix)

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 7 November 2003 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Daft Punk feat. Farcello Carling - Three Long Times (Omnipotent Baby House In Hampstead mix)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

:-)

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Billy Liar ft. Ali C - Daikon Petard Victory Jig.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

NASTY Crew feat. MC Dontryit - He's Got A Publishing Deal Take That Woah!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Omnipotent baby vs Human League - don't you want me omnipotent baby?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 29 January 2004 17:37 (twenty-one years ago)

did i miss something on a thread earlier matt?!

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I entirely bypassed a sense of humour, if my complete bemusement is anything to go by.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

i understand the joke, just not the timing.

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see that one! Yes, I get it too, and was myself reminded of it by MC's comments on the "how do you pick people up?" thread. Sorry for my dimness.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 29 January 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

omnipotent baby - try it (james brown edit)

― toby (tsg20), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread just keeps on giving.

Omnipotent Baby-You and you and you and you and you and you are a conservative (I hate grime and electronic pop now remix)

― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Stringent Baby ~ Localized Crime Incident

have i got this right?

― Stringent Stepper (Stringent), Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Could someone repost the baby/ducks battle picture, at all? It sounds like the best thing EVER.

― Lee, Thursday, 29 January 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)

it is!

― cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 29 January 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Omnipotent Baby - Kick Back and Masturbate (Hairpusher Bass58 remix)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 29 January 2004 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

http://alantrewartha.20m.com/baby-duck.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 29 January 2004 22:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://hometown.aol.com/djpolabok/images/djilleyedb%20baby.jpg

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 29 January 2004 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Hampstead House Crew - Yo Bitch, You Be Diggin' It (Tantric Trombone Lovemix)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 29 January 2004 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)

that photo actually is the greatest thing ever, the duck is MAD AS HELL.

― Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 30 January 2004 18:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Hairpusher!

have you heard the China Inland Mission Dub? sensational - Gareth knows what i'm talking about (Erdinger Tyneside Connection laik)

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Ominpotent Baby - DON'T FUCKING TRY IT (WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO THE FUCK IS COSMO VITELLI MIX)

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 31 January 2004 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

Omnipotent Baby vs Farcello Carling - Lick Me Baby Three Long Times (Zero Follicle 12" mix)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 8 April 2004 07:08 (twenty-one years ago)

four weeks pass...

Hampstead House Crew feat. Jay-Z - I've Got 88 Rooms And Made Love In Every One

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 7 May 2004 16:40 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

OH MY GOD!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Omnipotent Baby - Fool! I Aint' Goin' Down No Coldharbour Lane (Barry Krishna Big Drum Mix)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 2 September 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago)

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