Pterodactyl -vs- Man fite!

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Pretending for a moment that pterodactyls were still around ...

Big flying dinosaur, 600lbs, with 25 foot wing span

-vs-

Average guy (say, 5'9", 170lbs) but carrying an aluminum baseball bat

Who would win the FITE?

― C J (C J), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the pterodactyl poop would take the guy down no matter how accurately he swung that bat.

― Chris P (Chris P), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:19 (twenty-two years ago)

if the guy had some sort of discus, then perhaps he could come close.

― webber (webber), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

what about "pterodactyl man" -- 600 lbs, 25-ft wingspan but with hands (or some other prehensive ability) -- vs. regular ol' man?

― Tad (llamasfur), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I reckon if the man has a reasonably accurate swing, he could knock a pterodactyl out of the air with a blow to the head. He'd have no chance against a pteranodon though.

― robster (robster), Monday, 3 February 2003 10:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I mean you'd need a cricket bat or something

― robster (robster), Monday, 3 February 2003 10:44 (twenty-two years ago)

I read this as "pterodactyl Vs Man Utd." which I would pay good money to see.

Ramphoryncus (sp?) vs a chimpanzee?

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I read this as "pterodactyl Vs Brotherhood of Man" and I thought they'd reformed and no one had told me.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 3 February 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

It would take more than a cricket bat to stun a quetzalcoatlus.

http://www.acnatsci.org/shop/childrens/Quetzalcoatlus.jpg

― robster (robster), Monday, 3 February 2003 13:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.arts-letters.com/dino/images/ja_f41.gif

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 3 February 2003 14:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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