Taking Sides - Free Jazz vs Gurls?

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Well?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Gurls playing Free Jazz!

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Wow.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:10 (twenty-three years ago)

free gurls

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:11 (twenty-three years ago)

well duh.

― Mark C (Mark C), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:12 (twenty-three years ago)

More Wow.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:13 (twenty-three years ago)

free jazz of course!

(when was that evah a contest)

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Julio I love you but you is a madhead.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Julio, you're my wife and I love you very much, but you're living in a world of make believe, with fairies and leprechauns and dancing frogs wearing fancy little hats.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:24 (twenty-three years ago)

girls girls girls i luv them

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

susie ibarra is kinda hot still!!

― zemko (bob), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:26 (twenty-three years ago)

excuse me gurls can and do play and love free jazz

― hellbaby (hellbaby), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

ARGH! Madhead League Of Gentlemen moment there rainy! "You're MY wife now, Julio!"

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Why is this even a question? Girls girls girls.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Probably girls to avoid AMM etc.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:28 (twenty-three years ago)

it's from the simpsons, enthuso-nick

― zemko (bob), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:28 (twenty-three years ago)

heh, nick puts a x vs y question and he complains when he doesn't get x.

free jazz all the way. you can't beat albert ayler's vocals or ornette's violin playing.

"You're MY wife now, Julio!"

the horror! the horror!!!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:28 (twenty-three years ago)

(also search homer SHOCKING "i'm the magical man from honeypot laaane" flash of sarcasm)

― zemko (bob), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:29 (twenty-three years ago)

hellbaby- i still like girls better.

― di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Is jazz better than shagging?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh Nick, stop asking bloody stupid questions, honestly young man, I'm sure your Emma is quite worried about you.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:38 (twenty-three years ago)

More than quite! Emma, you'd better be in the library doing psychology!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:41 (twenty-three years ago)

well, since i'm not getting any...

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Poor Julio. *hugs* (but no more!)

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Good point, Julio, me neither. And 'Meditations' is pretty sexy so now I vote for Free Jazz!

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Monday, 3 February 2003 11:48 (twenty-three years ago)

hahahaha

― emma, Monday, 3 February 2003 12:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Get thee to the library woman!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 12:18 (twenty-three years ago)

You lot are MOCKING ME!!!

If only I knew the lyrics to Sk8ter Boi, I really would write mine own version of Fr33 Ja22 Boi.

"He's just a boy, he came from the Stars, can I make it any more obvious...?"

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 14:18 (twenty-three years ago)

I am a million times better than free jazz, so girls, obviously.

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 3 February 2003 14:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Free jazz cannot rock cleavage. Advantage: GURLS.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

free jazz can wiggle clavage sideways tho'.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

free jazz wins!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 14:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Friday night and I need a fight
My motorcycle and a switchblade knife
Handful of grease in my hair feels right
But what I need to make me tight are

Girls, Girls, Girls
Long legs and burgundy lips
Girls,
Dancin' down on Sunset Strip
Girls
Red lips, fingertips

Trick or treat-sweet to eat
On Halloween and New Year's Eve
Yankee girls ya just can't beat
But they're the best when they're off their feet

Girls, Girls, Girls
At the Dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Girls, Girls. Girls
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Girls, Girls, Girls
Raising Hell at the 7th Veil Have you read the news
In the Soho Tribune
Ya know she did me
Well then she broke my heart

I'm such a good good boy
I just need a new toy
I tell ya what, girl
Dance for me, I'll keep you overemployed
Just tell me a story
You know the one I mean

Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forget the names, remember romance
I got the photos, a menage a trois
Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those

Girls, Girls. Girls
Body Shop. Marble Arch
Girls, Girls, Girls
Tropicana's where I lost my heart

Girls, Girls, Girls

― Graham (graham), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Reasons Why Free Jazz Is Better Than Gurls.

1. You can enjoy free jazz all night long.

2. Free jazz stains wash out.

3. You don't have to wine and dine free jazz.

4. Free jazz will wait in the car while you go and play football.

5. When your free jazz goes flat, you toss it out.

6. Free jazz is never late.

7. Free jazz doesn't get jealous when you grab another free jazz.

8. Earache go away.

9. Free jazz jewel cases come off without a fight.

10. Free jazz never has a headache.

11. Free jazz won't get upset if you come home and listen to more free jazz.

12. You can share free jazz with your friends.

13. Free jazz doesn't demand equality.

14. You can have free jazz in public.

15. Free jazz doesn't care when you come.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Free jazz never broke my heart.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

You cannot have sex with free jazz.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

I have an ex who had an affair with free jazz. I'll never forgive him.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:43 (twenty-three years ago)

nice to see graham contributiing to a free jazz thread (even though he is wrong).

''You cannot have sex with free jazz.''

bah! that's so damn shallow dang.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

''I have an ex who had an affair with free jazz. I'll never forgive him.''

well since he is yr ex I suppose you didn't.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I am stopping short of demanding diagrams and flow charts that describe how one could have sex with free jazz, but prudence stopped me. (She's a dear, our Prudence.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

I demand flow charts as well! I care not for diagrams.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"Insert Clarinet B into Slot C..."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

You forgot "seemingly with no rhythm", Dan.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:57 (twenty-three years ago)

yes Dan you don't have sex with free jazz BUT you have a 'deeper', more 'meaningful' relationship.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes. It is not 'intercourse' but rather 'discourse'.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

haven't figured how to put it into words yet.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 16:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Free jazz don't need words, man.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:01 (twenty-three years ago)

I am contributing by posting Mötley Crüe lyrics though Julio. Or are they free jazz?

― Graham (graham), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:02 (twenty-three years ago)

what are the best free gurls albums? i've heard one or two but not sure which one i should go out and buy. any help?

― the internet (scg), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

they aren't Graham. but its nice of you to contribute in a thread which has the words 'free jazz' in it (even if you're posting motley crue lyrics).

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

free jazz has broken my heart too many times, girls are at least pleasant to listen to.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:36 (twenty-three years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/dre200/e273/e27313eaufk.jpg

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

free jazz gurls=> Linda sharrock.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:42 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.furious.com/perfect/graphics/pattywaters.gif

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:47 (twenty-three years ago)

phwoar hey whatta bout that peter brotzmann ladies? ladies?? LADIES!

― zemko (bob), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

''pleasant to talk to''. yuk.

patty my beautiful patty. what a woman!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:49 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry ''to listen to''. yukky.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Crazy Horse, Paris, France
Forget the names, remember romance
I got the photos, a menage a trois
Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those

This is like my favorite verse ever.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Girls, Girls, Girls
At the Dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale
Girls, Girls. Girls
Rocking in Atlanta at Tattletails
Girls, Girls, Girls
Raising Hell at the 7th Veil

This part too.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Dude, Julio. You need to start a thread called "life troubles: advice needed".

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

I got the photos, a menage a trois
Musta broke those Frenchies laws with those

BEST RHYME EVER

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

My favourites: "Body Shop, Marble Arch" and "I'm such a good good boy/I just need a new toy". Especially when sung by Tuuli.

― Graham (graham), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:29 (twenty-three years ago)

I wonder if the Crue guys got any kickbacks from those places. I mean, now if I ever go to Atlanta I know exactly where to go...

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:32 (twenty-three years ago)

bah bah boom boom bah

― Ed (dali), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

''Dude, Julio. You need to start a thread called "life troubles: advice needed".''

b-but cozen I AM NOT THE ONE LISTENING TO MOTLEY CRUE!

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Neither am I! I know it from the mighty Tuuli.

― Graham (graham), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

You can prove anything with the truth.

― Cozen (Cozen), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:36 (twenty-three years ago)

'truth' is a shaky concept to say the least.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Julio is OTM. Better living through skronk!

― Dave M. (rotten03), Monday, 3 February 2003 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Andrew L came to the Rezillos with me (and other friends) at the weekend. He didn't like it - he was all "well, I suppose it was okay if that's the kind of thing you like" and I asked him if it upset him that they were all playing the same tune.

Not that that's very relevant. Girls, obviously. Free jazz has played very little part in my life, and I wouldn't be terribly upset if it played no further part.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 3 February 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

a bogue polarity 'cause no reason i can't have both. "the internet vs. girls" would be a better qn.

― duane, Monday, 3 February 2003 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

''a bogue polarity 'cause no reason i can't have both. "the internet vs. girls" would be a better qn.''

hands anyone who takes this thread seiously etc etc.

duane- I like that email address.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 08:23 (twenty-three years ago)

four years pass...

classic thread

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 20 January 2008 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

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