Has the cat pissed in my wardrobe?

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I trapped her in there all day and I am scared to investigate.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:24 (twenty-two years ago)

quite likely

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Shes saving up for the bed to show you how pissed off she is.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Tell me you didn't do this on purpose, Nick.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:31 (twenty-two years ago)

No it's her own stupid fault.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:32 (twenty-two years ago)

yes

― isadora (isadora), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:36 (twenty-two years ago)

I think you lock a cat in any space all day, odds are it will piss there.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:37 (twenty-two years ago)

is it still in? are you trying to make it piss there?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Cats are quite clean, so there's a chance she might not have done, how long was the cat in there? Anyway, poor cat!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

It's like Christmas gone horribly, horribly wrong.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

Or Schroedinger's Piss!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:39 (twenty-two years ago)

My cat seems to be able to hold it in all day, from when he comes in in the morning to me getting home at about 7pm. Mind you, it's not like I'm carefully checking the litter tray to see if he's pissed or not.

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 3 February 2003 22:45 (twenty-two years ago)

You come home from work to find that the cat has been shut in the wardrobe all day. Do you:

1) Let her out and check what if any damage she did in there?
2) Go to the computer and ask posters on your favorite bulletin board what happened?

― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 3 February 2003 23:52 (twenty-two years ago)

More than likely, I would say.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 3 February 2003 23:54 (twenty-two years ago)

should i post the gif of the cat doing the piss dance?

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 00:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Why not? It's probably the only cat picture that has never been posted to ile.

― Nicole (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 00:07 (twenty-two years ago)

You come home from work to find that the cat has been shut in the wardrobe all day. Do you:

1) Let her out and check what if any damage she did in there?
2) Go to the computer and ask posters on your favorite bulletin board what happened?

Best Choose Your Own Adventure book yet?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 00:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Why not? It's probably the only cat picture that has never been posted to ile

actually it has, but why not again?

http://www.choppersbar.com/bsr/glowcat.gif

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

better yet ...

http://www.insanityunlimited.com/pictures/2002/02-09-2002/IMG_0001.JPG

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 00:36 (twenty-two years ago)

is that from an advert for a digital camera?

does the next part [possibly the "punchline"] of the advert involve the rifle that's in the corner?

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 00:38 (twenty-two years ago)

nick will put that rifle (in his wardrobe!) to good use if his cat peed in his wardrobe!

― Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 00:43 (twenty-two years ago)

OK I have investigated and it seems she hasn't. Good old cat!

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 01:01 (twenty-two years ago)

when i was much younger we had a cat who, if accidentally locked in at night, would rather take a dump in the beanbag than ask to go outside. bastard.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

don't ask how many times i accidentally sat in cat crap

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 01:02 (twenty-two years ago)

my cat pissed on the bed this week. :( He's sick though so this is way. still suXor.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 02:07 (twenty-two years ago)

If it has, will you drown it?

― Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 12:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Cat pee is quite an unmistakable odor.

In the past, my family has had cats with kidney problems. They usually become outdoor cats. Thankfully, both of my cats are very well potty-trained. Sometimes, they like to have hairballs on the living room rug, but that's about it.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 15:11 (twenty-two years ago)

We accidentally shut one of ours in the box room a few months ago. She was only in there 10 minutes, but shortly afterwards a lightbulb blew up, downstairs was plunged into darkness and the boiler went off. I found a trickle of "water" seeping down the wire to the blown light. Closer investigation revealed that it wasn't water. Trapped cat had peed on the floor upstairs, which had found its way through the downstairs ceiling and blown the light and the fuses. Feline revenge is a terrifying thing.

― Tag, Tuesday, 4 February 2003 18:30 (twenty-two years ago)

One of our cats got shut in our back bedroom one day when we had a lodger. (The cat liked sleeping in the box where the lodger kept his undies.) When the lodger returned, 15 hours later, the cat got up, stretched and went back to sleep. Our cats have good bladder control.

― Celeste (Celeste), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

My cat is always very good when he has a hairball, and goes in places that are un-carpeted and easier for me to clean up. I doubt that that's *why* he does it, but it's very handy.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 19:24 (twenty-two years ago)

eight months pass...

She has been in there all night again. AND the clocks have gone back. She made different noises to get out this time. Just occasional thuds. Now she's mewing in the kitchen. Have not investigated the potential pissing situation.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 26 October 2003 13:01 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no :(

― minna (minna), Sunday, 26 October 2003 13:40 (twenty-one years ago)

No piss, again. She's a good cat.

― N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 26 October 2003 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"Just wait until he puts on his stereo headphones"

― Andrew L (Andrew L), Sunday, 26 October 2003 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

are we to take it that locking the cat in the wardrobe is a regular activity in the Dastoor household?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 27 October 2003 06:57 (twenty-one years ago)

he gets upset when he can't decide what to wear.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 27 October 2003 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

(I am saddened that no one seemed to like my funny funny joke.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 October 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I once heard strange noises from the wardrobe. When I opened the door a cat flew out and ran for the front door. I don't own a cat. I have no idea how long it had been there, hours probably. It was summer so the front door was open all day. I shudder to think about that it could have died in there without me noticing, it wasn't a wardrobe i used very much.

― Hanna (Hanna), Monday, 27 October 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Where can I get a cat-generating wardrobe?????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 27 October 2003 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe the wardrobe was Narnia and I never noticed, and the cat was a Narnia refugee. Well, too late to find out now, I've moved.

― Hanna (Hanna), Monday, 27 October 2003 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

If it talked, there's your answer.

― Matt (Matt), Monday, 27 October 2003 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

If it said "Daughter of Eve," even more of a giveaway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 27 October 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

If it smelled of Turkish Delight - a certainty.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 October 2003 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

If it spouted Christian propoganda disguised as young adult literature, than you need to have your wardrobe exorcised.

― NA (Nick A.), Monday, 27 October 2003 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

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