Ugh. I feel cheapened

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Was on the Radio this morning and was then sent an email from someone saying that they found the voice of the female presenter sexy. Furthermore, as we ended up having a small contretemps on air, they found our 'verbal tusslings erotic'.

I want to go and have a shower.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

I heard about this Dave, trust you to be on it in about the only 30 minutes I missed of the breakfast show. And I heard you had a bit of a "tussle".
How did you think it went? And what did she find wrong with the Real Madrid example?

chris (chris), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 11:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Which show were you on, Dave?

James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 11:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I heard this, she had a real go at you!

Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 11:25 (twenty-three years ago)

She does have a sexy voice though, and you argued together so beautifully.....

Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 11:28 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't bear V. Derbyshire: she never listens to what her guests are saying, being in such a hurry to speak herself. Thought you did really well in the circumstances, D.

Her absolute insistence that it was the fans' fault that Leeds United got themselves into serious financial difficulties is ridiculous.

And I don't like her voice.

Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 11:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Usual crap from 5Live.

HER: You heard Ron Noades there - fans don't understand anything about running a club (aside: Cockfarming of uber-quality from Noades in pre-recorded piece)

ME: Well, if people don't understand the full picture, then maybe they should be told and given the facts - you can't criticise people for not having the full picture when you're the person playing things close to your chest. (Should have added: Many Chairman don't know much either)

HER: Fans are too fickle...you just hear them on 606

ME: Well, 5Live choose to have people on 606 saying 'sack Alex Ferguson, he's rubbish' instead of people talking about the major issues...

HER: You can't run a club with 40,000 fans, you'd have a million opinions.

ME: Well, you'd have 40,000 opinions actually. But you can do it. Look at Real Madrid. They've done it. (Should have added: How right you are. These Iraqis have it right - one strongman and fuck democracy)

Interview ends as john Kettley arrives in the studio to do the weather.

They used to be so much better - I used to defend them as innovative and connecting versus staid middle-class radio 4. They've dumbed down so much - tabloidy, abandoned investigative stuff and reportage for bite sized chunks.

For instance, two weeks ago on the mid-week 606, Adrian Chiles (who until this incident I thought was OK) was called by two people.

One was a Tranmere fan I know, wanting to raise the issue of the potential buy-out of Tranmere by Chester City and how bad this was. Chiles responded by saying 'Well, er, may the best team win'. WTF?

Next-a Notts County fan who'd come back from a packed meeting in which one of my colleagues had spoken. He'd gone to the meeting full of despondency and dejection and came back buoyed with optimism after hearing about what a Trust could do. So he rings Chiles, who says 'Well, er, there's a fan who's happy and his team haven't even played!'. Cocking great mincewitted Cockfarmer.

That's better. Breathe...

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 11:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish I'd heard this! Hope you don't feel too betrayed and riled, Dave, we need people like you getting the fans' point across, evcen if you have to use a sledgehammer next time...

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 11:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Arse. I normally listen to 5Live but missed it this morning so I didn't hear your 'erotic' tussle.

I can't bear to listen to 606 now, though, because of the fuckwits they let on it, but like you I'm disappointed Adrian Chiles sounded so clueless.

James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 12:09 (twenty-three years ago)

I did wonder why they got you in there, when she wasn't willing to listen to any of your points. And I liked your put down when she started dissing real madrid.

Vicky (Vicky), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Is Victoria Derbyshire related to Delia Derbyshire?

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 12:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Nah - doesn't get you down at all - just wished I'd asked for a fee (so I could be a full-on meejah hoor rather than simple common-or-garden meejah slag). You want to ask as it is an inconvenience to get up at 6am to get to the studio, but worry they won't ask you back.

They got me in as they rang a colleague who couldn't do it, and he referred them to me.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 12:25 (twenty-three years ago)

Is she related to Derbyshire, best friends of Jennings, Who Always Spoke In Capital Letters?

Mark C (Mark C), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 12:48 (twenty-three years ago)

yr 1st response shd have been: "that was cockfarming of uber-quality"

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 15:28 (twenty-three years ago)

damn.

Dave B (daveb), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 15:34 (twenty-three years ago)

HER: You can't run a club with 40,000 fans, you'd have a million opinions.

ME: Well, you'd have 40,000 opinions actually.

That reminds me of a manager being asked "Do you think you'll have to finish above Manchester United to win the league this year?" and responding with "We'll have to finish above everyone to win the league." (Who was that?)

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Mr. B, your feelings are OTM. Most decidedly you have been cheapened. In fact, using the convenient calculator at yourlifetimenetworth.com, I would say that you are worth approximately 3% less for each such email you receive.

The dangers of this sort of thing are obvious even to a child. I advise you to take steps or your career and all future prospects for happiness will soon be in the loo.

Aimless, Tuesday, 4 February 2003 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)


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