"Why lie? It's for beer."

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I noticed I have an almost instantaneous, somewhat irrational disdain for any panhandler who carries this as their slogan for obtaining money. I view it as very smug and as transparent and shameless a reverse-psychology ploy as one can get. Not to mention other issues, like not feeling that contributing to alcohol dependence is worthwhile to anyone. Ultimately, I'd rather have a panhandler lie to me and make me believe it's for something I view more worthwhile (e.g. food) than have them be up-front and honest with something like alcohol. And yet, something about that seems kind of weird to me.

Is my position too judgmental? Maybe in relativistic terms, "why not beer?"? What do you think when you see these signs? Does it make you more likely to give money or less likely?

Joe, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I guess I should also include the footnote that, by and large, I don't give money to panhandlers on a regular basis (being a student, I am far from financially solid myself). I believe more towards supporting organized charities.

Joe, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can't say I've ever seen any panhandlers/beggers/down&outs carrying signs asking for beer money round my way, though there's a certain, refreshing - though depressing - honesty about it I think. Um, but I never give money if they who are asking for it are white males roughly of my age - which, here, they always are.
I buy The Big Issue, I've given to refugee women, but these young, able-bodied males - there must be a more productive way to spend the day than collecting spare change?
I mean, I don't want to sound like that Tory MP (name forgot) who described the homeless as 'those people you step over when coming out of the opera', but flicking a few coppers at them is too much of a guilt relief/sticking plaster mentality.
I make a valued judgement if and when I give money directly to the panhandler, if it seems my money will be spent on drink or drugs then it's wiser to spend the money on a Big Issue and be done with it.

DavidM, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, I don't give money to panhandlers ever, but if I saw one with a sign like that I'd think of doing it. It's like those kids on the street who sell M&Ms at an outrageous price "for their church/school" - they actually did a thing on the news about this, they're actually all working for a criminal organization. If they'd say to me, "Excuse me Miss but can you buy some M&Ms to support some drug dealers?" I'd be all up in that shit.

Ally, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The kids at my school actually DO sell them for school though. The band and sports team directors whore them for profits.

I'd rather they said it was for beer than standing really close and silently shoving a mug into my stomach, which has happened before, but it's not likely to make me give them the money.

Lyra, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hate panhandlers. I never give them money. It doesnt help to support their ways. If no one gave them money they would get help.

Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i have money, they are hungry or addicted , i give them money .

anthony, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There used to be a wino in the East Village who said he was collecting for Wine Research, and another one who made balloon poodles or balloon giraffes. Otherwise NO WAY to handouts, unless food...which was always gratefully accepted.

suzy, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

San Francisco is FULL of panhandlers, and I do see that sign pretty frequently. I don't like it. And since I'm asked for money several times every day, I've become pretty immunized, and rarely give any.

Sean, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I give pound coins away on a fairly random basis to homeless folks sitting in the street largely because I am lucky enough to be able afford to do so. I generally don't give money to people who walk up to me because I resent the intrusion. I also recognise this might say something rather unpleasant about my personality.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh and to answer the original question, what's on the sign doesn't really make any difference.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony, isn't that a bit lenient? If I wanted a sandwich would you buy me one? I want a sandwich. I gave a bit of cash to a crazy ginger lad who came up to me and started walking along telling me about how bad his luck was. It was a wicked story so I laughed and bought him some smack.

Greg, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I *only* give money to panhandlers who look like they'll spend it on drink. Specifically, cheap cider or Tennents Super or Special Brew. I once insisted to one guy who claimed it was for a deposit on a room at a hostel "Sir, if you don't spend that on a potentially lethal cocktail of drink and drugs, I shall be mighty disappointed in you."

I like to think I'm doing my bit for the community... looking out for those the charities won't help, y'know?

ogden, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, and there was that other one near Covent Garden. He was sitting next to an ATM, made himself comfortable, and started asking for a donation of a country house. Then he aimed a bit lower, and asked for a Ferrari.

Now that's hobo style!

ogden, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Geoff If you were beside me right now and could not afford tobuy your own sandwhich, yes i would buy you one.

anthony, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I saw a girl this morning just off Oxford St with a sign saying 'It's my birthday today please give me money' (or words to that effect). I wonder if it's true? Maybe I should buy her a cake. In general though I am a very bad person who gives money to beggars when I feel that I need extra good karma that day.

Emma, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I gave Sara Cox a light last night, she must think I'm stalking her cos I've seen Jon Carter DJ so many times and she's always there, being his fiancee and all. I wish she'd stop bugging me, when I go out I just want to spend time out of the spotlight for a change, I mean fuck sake...

Ronan, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's pretty awful being addicted to drink or drugs but doubly so when you're constantly short of the cash to buy what you crave. Okay, it would be better to not be addicted in the first place, but until you reach that turning point when you actually want or feel able to change then what you need is Special Brew or smack not piety. Why should homeless addicts be denied the kind of addiction maintenance which the non-homeless can either see to themselves (in the case of drink) or get through their doctors (methadone, valium etc)?

scott, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Absolutely required reading: the section in 45 where Drummond and Cauty attempt to give out 36,000 free cans of Tennants Super to the homeless at Christmas.

Tom, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh god, that's right -- absolutely insane reading.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, it is very good.

Nick, Friday, 31 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five years pass...
here's a novel approach: How to Manhandle Those Who Panhandle

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

How to write like a little racist teenaged shit.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

Well that's a pretty fucking unpleasant piece of writing.

chap (chap), Friday, 19 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

I used to give money to a guy who sat outside the offlicence near where I lived. I didn't really care if he spent the money on drink or not, he just seemed like a nice guy. One night I gave him a hat and a pair of gloves because it was freezing. I had just bought them, and I assured him that they were new. He said "I'll put them on to sleep, but don't be annoyed if you don't see me in them, because people will give me more money if I'm cold".

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

If I was on the streets, I'd want some booze and maybe some crack.

chap (chap), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

Hell, I'm not on the streets and I want some booze.

chap (chap), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

And some crack.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 19 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

panhandling is so weird - but I'll fork over change if I have it, or if I recognize someone as a regular who's around all the time. Its kinda more fulfilling to just put in some time at a soup kitchen or something like that tho.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

There's something almost pathological about how some modern-day Americans can get so bothered by panhandling -- an activity that's been going on, everyplace in the world, from the first moment communities got big enough for people not to all be related to one another. I'm not sure what anyone even expects: my guess is that U.S. cities are some of the most futuristically beggar-free in the world, apart from a few countries with really extensive social-welfare programs (you know, the kind that jerks who get pissed at homeless people like even less than homeless people).

Anyway: being appalled that a poor person asks your money is like being appalled that you don't have wings and can't fly -- for god's sake, what in the whole history of the planet would make you expect any different?

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

Spot on.

chap (chap), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

it is def. very enlightening to travel to other, poorer countries and see how their cultures handle begging. altho for some reason I have this picture of Japan as being the prototypically "futuristic beggar-free city" nabisco alludes to... I've never been tho so that's just talking-out-my-ass speculation (where's momus)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Standing by the highway onramp with a "Disabled Veteran - Support the Troops" sign, probably.

I used to give food to panhandlers (I don't want to support drug habits besides my own) until it was refused or immediately thrown away several times in a row. That probably has a lot to do with the demographic of this southern college town I'm in, though.

Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (Austin, Still), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Haha I was actually about say "I'll bet Tokyo doesn't have much begging," but yeah, I've never been, so who knows. But in a major city, in a country without a ton of social welfare programs, begging has got to be expected.

I guess I do know the reasons people act appalled, though:

(1) Naive and stubborn belief in the Horatio Alger idea that any able-bodied motivated male can find adequate work and housing (despite the fact that capitalism acknowledges and depends on someone's unemployment and failure)

(2) Bizarre belief that people who are fucked up should just stop being fucked up (as opposed to accepting that in a city of millions, some people are bound to have major personal problems and wind up desperate)

(3) Cruel belief that desperate people should be all noble and suffer / starve / freeze to death silently (as opposed to accepting that when people have nothing, they're gonna ask for charity, and that's just how life is)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

That townhall article is repulsive.

I think it's that people are appalled that there are poor people, or that they have to deal with someone who represents a completely different culture than they feel they live in. That sounds odd and xenophobic, but after living and working in a suburb of a mid-sized city, it's really how it feels. I have a coworker who called the police to check out why a black woman was sitting on the curb at the end of her block for a couple hours -- she didn't even ask her!

So the answer to nabisco's "what in the whole history of the planet would make you expect any different?" is past experience. I know people who have grown up in smaller towns, only socialize among middle class friends, and live and work in suburban areas. I'm pretty sure that some of these people have encountered a panhandler once or twice in their lifetime, and been scared witless by the whole thing. They don't see panhandlers, so they don't expect to ever see them and don't understand why someone doesn't do something about it.

mh. (mike h.), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

Important to remember: You can politely say no to a panhandler. You don't even have to be threatening about it. They are not scary. They are not going to kick your ass. They are perfectly accustomed to people not giving them money. Just say no and move along.

Charlie Brown (kenan), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

OTM.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

That's no fun, I want to kick pigeons.

a magical moment with unicorns dancing around you (nickalicious), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

"know people who have grown up in smaller towns, only socialize among middle class friends, and live and work in suburban areas. I'm pretty sure that some of these people have encountered a panhandler once or twice in their lifetime, and been scared witless by the whole thing. They don't see panhandlers, so they don't expect to ever see them and don't understand why someone doesn't do something about it."

so fucking OTM its depressing - totally the case with where I grew up.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

(despite the fact that capitalism acknowledges and depends on someone's unemployment and failure)

This is a fact?

UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's a mix of what nabisco alluded to above. The demand that all people "get a job, ya bum", i.e. the self-righteous & irritated "i work HARD for my money, and why should i allow you to be lazy and sponge off my labor", and the other half is "welfare is coddling people and allowing them to be lazy and not develop self-discipline, which will then cause them to be more likely to fall to temptation and commit evil"

My opinion is that a great deal of it is the delusion or (deliberate) misunderstanding of how things actually work. That if you only believe in direct causes, rather than systemic causes. If you only believe in direct causes, then everything that happens to you is your fault and of your doing alone. You should take responsibility for your choices(and starve, freeze, die, etc, apparently), by shirking it, morality will break down, society will collapse, etc. Those who complain that it's systemic causes, that the local economy & job market is fucked, are just lazy and not willing to put in a hard day's labor for their keep.

It's a great way to reassure yourself that these people don't deserve compassion, don't deserve empathy; that they haven't put the same effort into achieving the good life that you have(and of course you got to where you are by the sweat of your own brow and not a single other person helped you, not your dad who got you the interview in his friend's company, or the university paid for by taxpayer dollars where you received training on a student loan backed & insured by taxpayer-funded public services), then they're taking advantage of your labor, and want to get something for nothing, so FUCK them, let them go toil in the workhouses.

Protestant/calvinist work-ethic justifying assholism.

This is a fact?

plenty of Alan Greenspan types go on about how we need a certain level of unemployment or else inflation will go nuts, etc.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

Note that the same folks who tend to believe in nothing but direct causes also tend to be the climate change skeptics/deniers.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

"(despite the fact that capitalism acknowledges and depends on someone's unemployment and failure)

This is a fact?"

uh considering money only has value because other people don't have it, yeah.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

I know people who have grown up in smaller towns ... I'm pretty sure that some of these people have encountered a panhandler once or twice in their lifetime

Yeah, this is definitely true, and I certainly remember the first time I went to a big city and saw homeless people -- it's new and shocking. But going to a city and being continually freaked out by this is like going to a city and being continually freaked out by skyscrapers: sooner or later you should probably accept that that's what urban centers are like. Plus when people are genuinely new to encountering homelessness, I think they tend to be either scared or idealistic about helping -- the guy in this article is neither, having hardened to a point of politicized annoyance that suggests he's not exactly new to the phenomenon. (That's one of the things that bugs me most about him, actually, the way that he's relentlessly imposing his own political bugbears -- like race issues -- onto the fact that people ask him for money, even though every one of them has a whole different non-political story of how they got there.)

Re: capitalism, yeah, I think it's well acknowledged that unemployment is one of those inevitables that you balance out against others, like inflation. Along with other inevitables, like the fact that if education is a commodity, someone will not have as much access to it. The only protection against this is for the government to take up the role of providing public services and welfare, which the U.S. doesn't exactly do to the point where you'd expect homelessness to vanish. (In fact we're still dealing with a great surge of homelessness from the government deciding not to house or hospitalize a lot of mentally ill people who couldn't manage it themselves.)

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 19 January 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

people make mistakes, and in the west its kind of hard to undo certain mistakes, especially if you are the kind of person whos personality led you to making those mistakes in the first place. and then theres a whole bunch of people who make those mistakes but have their family to fall back on, well good for you, but some people make mistakes without that safety net in place

which means, basically, you could easily have ended up in this position, with slightly differing circumstances. or, ok, i could have done

Storefront Church (688), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

by contrast, while there are a lot of things wrong with India (spirit-crushing poverty being one of 'em) it was interesting to experience a culture where begging is just taken for granted as a fact-of-life/valid career choice/spiritual path.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

well now that i've read that article i'll be sure to carry extra change with me

‘•’u (gear), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

Interesting thing: I used to live in San Antonio, a very blue collar city that puts on a white collar facade and gets by on tourist revenues. I lived and worked there for two years and almost never saw panhandlers.

Now I live in Austin, where the downtown region especially is full of panhandlers, and my friends from SA are consistently shocked by the number of homeless people within a stone's throw of my current apt.

Why do you find more homeless folks/panhandlers in middle class areas? Is that the "happy medium" between upper crust's 100%intolerance of them and the working class being too hard-up to give?

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

isn't Austin a college/artsy town with lots of young people with money and liberal-guilt? (I'm just making crass generalizations - I've never been there)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

Downtown sorta, yes. More hipsters than you can floor-dance at.

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

in my experience, and I don't mean to knock social services at ALL, the homeless population tends to go where the services are and where they can survive the easiest. Here in SF, homeless people actually flock here from around the country under the impression that they'll be welcomed/cared for here. I know Santa Monica and Santa Cruz have similar reps...

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

That's what I'm saying, is there some sort of I Love Panhandling where they all tell each other "Doodz there's more caring over here!" or what?

ah xpost

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha!

well there's hobo symbols. I would guess those are pretty arcane/out-of-use though.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

By far the most panhandlers I see are by my work, as its maybe 2 blocks from the projects. generally i see panhandling at about the 'normal rate' in almost every average residential area of chicago. Downtown I would say has more.

deej.. (deej..), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.visuallee.com/weblog/images/chalking_mica.jpg

UART variations (ex machina), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

So 'panhandling' is a pretty common term in the States is it? Over here they're just called beggars.

Incidentally, how has The Big Issue caught on over there?

chap (chap), Saturday, 20 January 2007 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

Why do you find more homeless folks/panhandlers in middle class areas?

Also in rich areas they get rid of them, and in poor areas it's easier for them to get by -- cheaper shelter, more social tolerance, easier to be part of the community. (Not that it's "easier" to be poor, just that there's not as much of a class barrier isolating you from everyone else.)

W/r/t making mistakes, there's definitely this giant gulf in attitudes: I really have trouble who think "it's their responsibility, so screw them." It seems like a really childish way of thinking about human behavior. (Also an inability to deal with complexities, like how people can be responsible for their own mistakes, but those same mistakes can still be based on bad situations they've been put in.)

nabisco (nabisco), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:01 (eighteen years ago)

I totally misread "complexities" as "complexitudes."

Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

If I were going to venture a guess, I'd say that the San Antonio economy is more accomodating of unskilled labor, where the big industries in Austin are still tech/bank/etc.-oriented with a pool of cheap college labor to boot.

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 20 January 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

(giant x-post)

Tokyo and other cities in Japan have significant homeless populations but no panhandling (it is extremely rare). The homeless generally do odd jobs, like collecting cans and selling magazines, to make money. The country does not have social services that are superior to other rich countries in the world, and organized charities dealing with homelessness are relatively few.

Super Cub (Debito), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

Would their culture also generally be one more of a work ethic, even amongst those down on their luck? Hence doing whatever one can to survive, but in a more practical manner.

(I don't really know, but it seems it could be).

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 20 January 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)

I think that part of the virulence of tone in the TownHall article is a way of the guy doing whatever he possibly can to distance himself from the homeless guy and to make homeless dude as Other as possible(homeless is poor, does crack, lives in the projects, might not exactly be the same race as the author, etc). The extra scorn and Othering of the homeless guy is a defense mechanism from the writer, with the whole "this can't possibly happen to me; this only happens to other kinds of me, of which i'm clearly not one." I volunteer in a transitional shelter and the wide variety of walks of life is striking.

This shit can happen to anyone at anytime, and the extra scorn is borne of the scrambling fear that this can't happen to the writer.

Either that, or he's just a repellent douche.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 20 January 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's more to do with the role of shame in the culture.

xpost

Super Cub (Debito), Saturday, 20 January 2007 07:18 (eighteen years ago)

Cub: yeah I was thinking that too.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 20 January 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

altho for some reason I have this picture of Japan as being the prototypically "futuristic beggar-free city" nabisco alludes to.

Hate to break your bubble but there are a lot of homeless people in Japan. A lot. :-( It's really sad to witness. Most Japanese tend to ignore them, as if they literally don't exist. Well, that was my perception of the whole thing in Japan. It might be different.

My city is however beggar-free. There were two homeless people - I mean, ones that were clearly just sleeping in the park. One died and the other... Well, I don't know what happened to the guy. Years ago my dad once walked by him while the bloke was sleeping on a bench. My dad didn't want to hand over the money so he just dropped it on the ground hoping the guy would notice and pick it up. (I think he didn't want to humiliate the guy or something. My dad's the nicest guy. He would go buy sandwiches and sit next to a homeless person and hand it over...) Anyway the guy did notice but screamed at my dad:"Hey, you lost some money." hah! Anyway, yeah, we're beggar-free. Our city doesn't allow it (read: make sure they are off the streets) so the tourists think we're such a bliss city to live in.

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 20 January 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

Incidentally, how has The Big Issue caught on over there?

don't have it. there is "street spirit" though which is news from the homeless with a homeless slant; there is some controversy about it in general and whether it does any good, also, I don't think most people care to read news about the homeless, so I'm not sure how well it sells.

kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 20 January 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

Most of the so-called "panhandlers" around here are really part of a scam that a group of people run together. They're very obviously not homeless or hungry -- they're just trying to score money by begging, and they do pretty well. Not saying ALL people who stand on the street asking for money are like that -- I know there are a few who are very obviously homeless or hurting for money and I do feel compelled to give them a dollar or two. But I don't give more than I do, precisely because of the scam thing I just mentioned. There are a different set of individuals who earn money by standing on the street selling our local newspaper, and those I'd be much more likely/apt to support because they're (a.) trying to earn money in a perfectly legal way and (b.) they look like they need the money too. I prefer to hand them $2.00 for a Sunday paper and tell them to keep the change. (Our local paper's Sunday edition costs $1.60.)

(I guess I just cancelled out what Hoosteen said, though the majority of the panhandlers end up begging where there's a lot of congested traffic, i.e. around where access roads to busy highways and major thoroughfares intersect. Though that's pretty much it as far as the number of panhandlers go, and yeah, our city is pretty blue collar, but there are areas of affluence, predominantly upper middle class, that are growing in size and population.)

Phoenix Dancing (krushsister), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

That's a common belief - or variations of it (my mother won't give to panhandlers at bridges and overpasses because she's convinced they're rolling in dough) - but where does it come from? Has anyone ever shown that these shadowy faux-panhandler organizations exist?

Is it like the mafia?

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 20 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Dude has written a follow-up to yesterday's screed, about "the 10 Commandments of Charity"

Note that these commandments, most of which seem sensible and straight-forward, just so happen to include this:

5. The Fair Tax is our nation’s best potential engine for charity growth. Those who make wisecracks about compassionate conservatism being an oxymoron generally believe in “compelled charity,” which is the true oxymoron. Nancy Pelosi and her followers are the most uncompassionate and uncharitable people in America. They want the IRS to collect our “charity” at the point of a gun. But charity, once compelled, ceases to be charity. If we want to see an explosion of charitable giving in America, we must abolish the IRS. The Fair Tax (see www.Boortz.com) is our only realistic hope.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 20 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Oh shit, that cunt's a fratboy from my alma mater. :(((((((

do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 20 January 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

and the rest of his columns are all similarly choice stuff:


Monday Jan 8, 2007
Is the Criminal Justice System Broken?

Average Vote:
Wednesday Jan 3, 2007
Defamation Nation

Average Vote:
Tuesday Jan 2, 2007
Does Ben Harper Want a Race War?

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even in his bit supporting Keith Ellison, he still manages to work this in:

In that respect Muslim extremists are like American feminists whose emotional instability justifies Jihad – whether against the “infidel” or the “fetus” – under any conceivable circumstance. Those of us who oppose their fanaticism can take some consolation in the fact that the Muslim extremists will eventually martyr themselves – just as the feminists will eventually abort themselves – out of the gene pool.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 21 January 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

This morning I saw a homeless guy soaking a bowl of rice in soy milk -- the most mindblowingly sensible / value-efficient meal I have ever seen anyone ready to eat. "Why lie? It's for low-cost protein-enhanced gruel."

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 22 January 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

'why lie? it's for a tofu wrap'

‘•’u (gear), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

That's a common belief - or variations of it (my mother won't give to panhandlers at bridges and overpasses because she's convinced they're rolling in dough) - but where does it come from?

yeah, i remember my great-aunt and uncle in houston going on and on about this (when they weren't talking about the impending race war): "you know those panhandlers by the freeway make over $100,000 a year. they drive over in cadillacs blah blah blah blah..."

lauren (laurenp), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

the enduring legacy of Reagan

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 22 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

"welfare queens"

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

Does Ben Harper Want a Race War?

max (maxreax), Monday, 22 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

Abort themselves out of the gene pool! Abortion proclivities are genetic apparently!

Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

Well, the tendency to procreate is genetic (I myself come from an unbroken line of people who had children) so why not the opposite?

Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy. (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

Mike Adams is a criminology professor at the University of North Carolina Wilmington

unbelievable

geoff (gcannon), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

Haha but feminism must be genetic -- it's strongly linked with the absence of a Y chromosome.

nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 01:52 (eighteen years ago)

Does Ben Harper Want a Race War?

is it true ben harper got sonned by a wite kid after a aol beef??????

viborg (viborg), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 03:41 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

There was some punk girl spare changing while talking on her cell phone near union square last night.
i wanted to yell at her.

ian, Friday, 31 October 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

"PUNKA!!"

Mark G, Friday, 31 October 2008 08:34 (seventeen years ago)

"I believe you ought to set your budget in order, young miss! I have done the same, allowing me to preserve my dignity!"

Abbott, Friday, 31 October 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

"if you can afford a portable telephonic device, madam, you are in no position to be propositioning me. now be off with you!"

Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:04 (seventeen years ago)

There was some punk girl spare changing while talking on her cell phone near union square last night.
i wanted to yell at her.

i saw a lot of this kind of thing in California a couple of years ago, except they were more hippie than punk. "oh lemme guess: you need gas money for your 4-Runner so you can make the next Trey Anastasio Band show hmm? nothing doin, stinky."

flyover statesman (will), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

WHAT if they were going to see Les Claypool? y/n?

Abbott, Friday, 31 October 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)

i would buy them food, but give them no $$$

flyover statesman (will), Friday, 31 October 2008 16:29 (seventeen years ago)


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