Naturalist ILX ( do not post if you are not nude)

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This is the thread that you post to when you have no clothes on.

"Rockin in the nude, feeling such a dude..."

Anyone for Volleyball?

Yes, I am drunk.

― gazza, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 09:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Hang on.

OK, now I can post. I'll get dressed again now.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Naturalists collect leaves.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 18:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm totally nude under my clothes

― Oops (Oops), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

My parents are naturists, and for many years my childhood summer holiday was two weeks at a naturist centre just outside Swanley. When I was 5 I liked it as much as anywhere else. By the time I was 15 it was a MAJOR DUD, and I really didn't like going there. For some reason, the parents seemed baffled.

(although I have to say that there were some families who went their whose teenagers loved it, and who, as they got older, started introducing their own partners to the joys of naturism. God knows how they did it.)

― I'm definitely not telling, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:04 (twenty-two years ago)

i am almost nude.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

hahaha ,whoops, thanks Nick , yes I meant Naturist. I think I better get dressed.

― gazza, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Naw, stay naked and happy - clothes are a pain in the buttocks. (Though I *am* wearing socks.)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Surely not *all* clothes are a pain in the buttocks? Tops, for example. Bras? Corsets might be a pain in the ribcage, I guess

(I'm not wearing socks)

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

anyone wanna swap wives and wenches?

― donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

clothes are a pain in the buttocks.

Illustrating why, if you're going to wear a thong, it must be a suitable fit and made of a stretchy material.

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

*laughing* I hate them all, caitlin - but your point is well taken *grin* How's this: I hate clothing - it's too restrictive, expensive, and repressed.

I love Sedaris' story in Naked where he goes to the nudist resort - almost heartbreaking.

Um, j.lu, thanks for the thong advice *laughing*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, clothing doesn't *have* to be repressed. But you probably know all about that. Ahem.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:08 (twenty-two years ago)

*snarfing* Thanks, caitlin. I can now die laughing and happy :)

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:24 (twenty-two years ago)

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